Guest Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 Believe ProfB - this Bruce Jenner ain't gonna improve his looks by becoming a lady. Noo. Noo wonder kim cardigan has a big rump. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 rather disappointed to not get any.... messages... and who the fuck is bruce jenner? Quote
Guest Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 rather disappointed to not get any.... messages... and who the fuck is bruce jenner? He invented the smallpox vaccination. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 He invented the smallpox vaccination. now even I know thats bollocks.... Our Eddie did that... see.. i lernt sumfick @ skool..! Quote
Guest Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 now even I know thats bollocks.... Our Eddie did that... see.. i lernt sumfick @ skool..! Fuck off Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 rather disappointed to not get any.... messages... and who the fuck is bruce jenner? Bruce Jenner was an Olympic Gold medal winner in the Decathlon in the 70's, and for years portrayed as the ultimate "overall athlete." In all of those interviews the sports presenters had, he never once came across as a gender confused cunt. Just what the world needs, another pre-op trannie boy trawling pubs for blokes who've had one too many pints to grab and send into a catatonic state after getting rid of the bra and knickers and letting Percy loose. Absolute cuntbreed! Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Bruce Jenner was an Olympic Gold medal winner in the Decathlon in the 70's, and for years portrayed as the ultimate "overall athlete." In all of those interviews the sports presenters had, he never once came across as a gender confused cunt. Just what the world needs, another pre-op trannie boy trawling pubs for blokes who've had one too many pints to grab and send into a catatonic state after getting rid of the bra and knickers and letting Percy loose. Absolute cuntbreed! Somehow I wish you hadn't enlightened me... Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I have no problem if a man wants to switch teams but they always look fucking ugly! Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I have no problem if a man wants to switch teams but they always look fucking ugly! I always wondered that... there's a bloke lives near me, 6'4" and about 20 stone... he took to wearing dresses and makeup.. He still looks like a 20 stone bloke wearing dresses and makeup... (think Les Dawson and the other one doing the factory women..) His name was ... er.. ok... change it for safety.. his name "was" Simon and he's "now" Simone.. (not his real name, but his real name is about as original..) He still says he's a straight man who fancies women. (doesn't explain why the fucker was trying to chat me up all night even when i was wrapped right round my missus, and becoming even more surgically attached to her by the minute as a big fucking hint...) Not sure who or what he is, and I'm not sure he does either... he seems happy, but I think he's possibly that thick he hasn't got the ability to be confused about his situation... Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Jeez! This cunt makes Frank Maloney look like Sophia Loren in her prime. What's he got going with his nose? Also, I'm not too sure about side-burns with those earrings. You sound like Gok Wan .... Drew Peagok Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Why do you socialise with it? I don't, he is/was a work colleague of a good mate, (and where my wife used to work).... ....in a small market town, if you tell someone to fuck-off-you-fugly-freak it gets around pretty quickly, and it's you who ends up ostracised and having the shit beaten out of, not them.... Some peeps from big cities bang on about "small towns small minds".. its not actually... small towns are much more tolerant to "oddities", there is more chance of you having to deal with "them" on a daily basis. Its a bit difficult if you have spewed the aforementioned insult to go to the bank and ask for your overdraft to be extended while he is sat there in his best summer frock, or in the pub with the best beer to hope he hasn't pissed or spat in your pint... Quote
Guest deebom Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I don't, he is/was a work colleague of a good mate, (and where my wife used to work).... ....in a small market town, if you tell someone to fuck-off-you-fugly-freak it gets around pretty quickly, and it's you who ends up ostracised and having the shit beaten out of, not them.... Some peeps from big cities bang on about "small towns small minds".. its not actually... small towns are much more tolerant to "oddities", there is more chance of you having to deal with "them" on a daily basis. Its a bit difficult if you have spewed the aforementioned insult to go to the bank and ask for your overdraft to be extended while he is sat there in his best summer frock, or in the pub with the best beer to hope he hasn't pissed or spat in your pint... This. You lot might come on here calling all and sundry cunts, but you cant go around doing that in the real world. My workplace has at least two nutters that are unhappy with their gender, but I cant tell them the error of their ways. Because some cunt will find that offensive. And I do believe in accepting what choices people make, no matter how fucking stupid I think they are. Quote
Guest deebom Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I'll be honest, I was winding you up Ding. Each to their own, live and let live. But there's problems with this, my mate and his lovely wife invited me out one evening with a transgender. Had I known, I would have fucked right off. He/she looked like Sly Stallone in a summer dress, ludicrous. We went for a bite to eat, to the outside world it looked like my date for the night. The worst thing was at the end of the evening saying goodbye, I put my arm around my mates wife's tiny waist and warmly kissed her goodnight but when it came to Arthur Mullard in drag I shook his hand and said 'see you round mate'. Fuck political correctness, he wasn't going to be treated like a bird by me, because he AIN'T one. You fucking loved it you big gayer. Quote
White Cunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I can never find shoes to match my bag! Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I can never find shoes to match my bag! Your ball bag? Depending on your degree of hirsuitness, try these: Quote
Guest deebom Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I can never find shoes to match my bag! That's because you're not a real wimminz. Real wimminz can always find shoes to match a bag. Genetic innit. Men fix cars, wimminz choose matching outfits and accessories. Tis the natural order of things. Quote
White Cunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Your ball bag? Depending on your degree of hirsuitness, try these: This is a message for Mrs Gobbler These cunty slippers beat your mousy ones, no mistake! Quote
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 This is a message for Mrs Gobbler These cunty slippers beat your mousy ones, no mistake! Do they do those pink shoes in a size 14? Quote
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I don't think he/she looks too bad. Seen uglier women. Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Do they do those pink shoes in a size 14? Probably not, but they will sell a second pair for only half price, which might appeal Spot. Quote
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Probably not, but they will sell a second pair for only half price, which might appeal Spot. BASTARDS, BASTARDS..... YOU''RE ALL BASTARDS! Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I'll be honest, I was winding you up Ding. Each to their own, live and let live. But there's problems with this, my mate and his lovely wife invited me out one evening with a transgender. Had I known, I would have fucked right off. He/she looked like Sly Stallone in a summer dress, ludicrous. We went for a bite to eat, to the outside world it looked like my date for the night. The worst thing was at the end of the evening saying goodbye, I put my arm around my mates wife's tiny waist and warmly kissed her goodnight but when it came to Arthur Mullard in drag I shook his hand and said 'see you round mate'. Fuck political correctness, he wasn't going to be treated like a bird by me, because he AIN'T one. It'd take more than everyone on here combined to wind me up.... Anyway, a Stallone lookie-like? Your luck's improving... Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 Somehow I wish you hadn't enlightened me... Going by Baws timely image, I wish I didn't know about any of it! Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 I can never find shoes to match my bag! I never have that problem. I can never find a bag to match my shoes! Quote
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