Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) They have drills & loads of sharp implements. They put on rubber gloves, then stick a small mirror into your gob, after that anything could happen. I have come very close to death more than once in the dental chair. I had some teeth out by gas when I was a nipper - they've stopped doing it because too many didn’t come round. See, they spend years doing dangerous stuff - they would have a doc in the surgery - not that that helped much. It’s called laughing gas & I did laugh, I remember doing so in a dream-like state, then I burst into tear. I felt like I was dying when they first started gassing me - CUNTS, I could’ve died. My next lot of teeth came out by needle - defo the best option. I hate being dazzled with massive, ugly veneers too. Teeth are weird. Edited February 24, 2015 by ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 If you want gassed properly, then Tot is your man. Oh, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 They have drills & loads of sharp implements. They put on rubber gloves, then stick a small mirror into your gob, after that anything could happen. I have come very close to death more than once in the dental chair. I had some teeth out by gas when I was a nipper - they've stopped doing it because too many didn’t come round. See, they spend years doing dangerous stuff - they would have a doc in the surgery - not that that helped much. It’s called laughing gas & I did laugh, I remember doing so in a dream-like state, then I burst into tear. I felt like I was dying when they first started gassing me - CUNTS, I could’ve died. My next lot of teeth came out by needle - defo the best option. I hate being dazzled with massive, ugly veneers too. Teeth are weird.No pliers then? Fuck off Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'm sure my dentist is a lesbian. When she was prodding and poking my teeth she kept saying "Its ok baby" and "Good girl you're doing great". There's no way I'm going to be put to sleep by her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'm sure my dentist is a lesbian. When she was prodding and poking my teeth she kept saying "Its ok baby" and "Good girl you're doing great". There's no way I'm going to be put to sleep by her.You might like it Gypo, at least you don't have to do their washing for 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 You might like it Gypo, at least you don't have to do their washing for 'em.Dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I've known quite a lot of bottlejobs in my time who have this irrational fear of the dentist. Fucking wankers who, unsurprisingly , have teeth like dodgy railings. Grow a pair for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I know of a perfect man to solve your gassing problem....He looks gorgeous in that photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 He looks gorgeous in that photo.He looks better in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 dentist (noun)a person who extracts money from your wallet, whilst purportedly extracting teeth from your gob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I've known quite a lot of bottlejobs in my time who have this irrational fear of the dentist. Fucking wankers who, unsurprisingly , have teeth like dodgy railings. Grow a pair for fucks sake.I have a total fear of dentists, because as a child from age 4 to 18 I had a fucking butcher who used and abused his position to get a new Jag every year, and his wife got a new one every year as well.. did loads of unnecessary work, charged for anaesthetic etc and didn't use it half the time...He was eventually "moved" from the surgery...Oh.. I have perfect teeth... more or less.. and I haven't been to a dentist for 20 years.. they are not necessary if you look after yourself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 He looks better in this one.I think we all know this was a fake. How else could he have been seen with Elvis, in the Space Shuttle if I recall, back in the eighties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Who would want a job pulling peoples teeth out?It's not normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Who would want a job pulling peoples teeth out?It's not normal. Dentists and shoe shop employees - devils work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Oh dear, another arrogant cunt who comes to conclusions without knowing a person and who thinks they're top dog. I don't see this cunt lasting long. What a dick head.Like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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