King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What you get up to in your spare time is your own business Yes and small businesses are the backbone of this great country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I went to my local Norfolk village pub for a pint about a week ago and there were 2 black people amongst the 15 or so customers. What's the world coming to? What's worse though is that there was also a fucking septic in there. I almost walked out. I almost swam the Atlantic. You mean you found a seat and settled in for the evening with your 13 identical relatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 I am a bit flabergasted how the topic of the BBC's Red Arse Day has been hi jacked by bleedin' racists and homophobes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Crab said: I am a bit flabergasted how the topic of the BBC's Red Arse Day has been hi jacked by bleedin' racists and homophobes. You started it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yes and small businesses are the backbone of this great country You are on sparkling form tonight. If you was a dog I'd put a bag of sand on ya to win the 8.30 at Yarmouth, but only if you was in trap 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This brings a tear to my eye - sorry it was a piece of jerk chicken. Who threw that? Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: So did The Bishop I peaked in 1982 you scoundrel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: You are on sparkling form tonight. If you was a dog I'd put a bag of sand on ya to win the 8.30 at Yarmouth, but only if you was in trap 3. I went to buy a kangaroo once but when I got it home it turned out I’d bought a greyhound having a shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I peaked in 1982 you scoundrel. So did Maggie Thatcher. Are you Dennis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: So did Maggie Thatcher. Are you Dennis? Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Carol I would mount young Carol Thatcher, but only for charity mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I would mount young Carol Thatcher, but only for charity mate Animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Animal. I would mount Mark Thatcher for a telethon to stop a statue of his muvver fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: So did Maggie Thatcher. Are you Dennis? Dennis had a 10" cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 26 minutes ago, Crab said: You are on sparkling form tonight. If you was a dog I'd put a bag of sand on ya to win the 8.30 at Yarmouth, but only if you was in trap 3. Thank you very much my good crustacean friend. As a newcomer to this place I am getting to know who it’s possiple to have a laugh and a bit of banter with, and who the pretentious, up their own worn out, beaten up, shredded, arses are. You seem to play the game in a similar way to myself but it seems that some of the other participants are a bunch of Cuntoids who might be better suited to grinder or plenty of dick or some other arsewipe site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Crab said: Dennis had a 10" cock. Maggies apparently was bigger than that. It’s rumoured she could stand 12 budgies on her erect member but the last one had to stand on 1 leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Thank you very much my good crustacean friend. As a newcomer to this place I am getting to know who it’s possiple to have a laugh and a bit of banter with, and who the pretentious, up their own worn out, beaten up, shredded, arses are. You seem to play the game in a similar way to myself but it seems that some of the other participants are a bunch of Cuntoids who might be better suited to grinder or plenty of dick or some other arsewipe site I say Live and Live even if it's shite. Hence I see no difference between Lance Armstrong and Chris Froome except Froome is fucking boring which is unforgiveable in this world. As for Lammy the lowest common denominator criticism of the BBC when there is SO MUCH to have a go at them is fucking criminal in itself. BBC FUCKERS # patronising white middle class privately educated Oxbridge dominated bolt hole that doesn't reoresebt or even "sound" like the public who pays for it through a medieval salt tax #unable to accept external criticism hence showing no ability to improve despite self generated big talk about changes #old tired predictable formats and cosy fireside chat documentaries lacking depth or bite #what the fuck is the BBC doing to prepare itself as an equitably funded broadcaster by subscription and advertising? Oh no... Sir Lame Duck Lammy has to relive a scene from Spielberg's Amistad as a preposterous Morgan Freeman - Free on Coke and White Ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: You are on sparkling form tonight. If you was a dog I'd put a bag of sand on ya to win the 8.30 at Yarmouth, but only if you was in trap 3. 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Thank you very much my good crustacean friend. As a newcomer to this place I am getting to know who it’s possiple to have a laugh and a bit of banter with, and who the pretentious, up their own worn out, beaten up, shredded, arses are. You seem to play the game in a similar way to myself but it seems that some of the other participants are a bunch of Cuntoids who might be better suited to grinder or plenty of dick or some other arsewipe site Faggot cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Faggot cunts. A masterly retort from one so obviously brain dead. As they say in the minimalist circles you obviously feel more comfortable frequenting “Less is more” Less shite more sense would be a starting point possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Crab said: This brings a tear to my eye - sorry it was a piece of jerk chicken. Who threw that? Fucking cunts. I know, bless them. They deserve every help that Henry can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: You must know what county I live in, I only mention it every other post. I'll give you a grand if you can find a black man in Fakenham. We can make a game out of it, 'Where's Wooly?'. Nice place, Fakenham, as are most parts of our sacred East Anglian gardens of Suffolk & Norfolk Sates. Clean fresh air and untarnished by the above aforementioned Homme Noir. But for how long? Norwich for example and Ipswich are awash with migrating/nomadic Schwarzer Mann. The air there is tainted and toxic, Decs. BTW. Where's the fucking applescruph when you need him? It's his turn to go on 'Where's Inflatable Wooly' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 19 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 01/03/2019 at 15:26, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck! I am glad that I saw your response to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 I don't know what I'm meant to do now. Fucking UK gov wants us all to drink responsibly and now Sir Lenny wants me to get a red nose. Well I ain't wasting my money on a sponge fucking hooter when I can make one myself with 3 litres of cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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