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people who don't realise their kids are cunts


Eddie

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You find these people on trains , doctors waiting rooms and especially on holidays . The kids are out of control screaming and shouting and running around , the parents are oblivious or look on with the belief everyone else finds their offspring delightful.  I believe children should be seen and not heard , especially if they belong to someone else 

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Guest Snatch

Bring back the cane in schools. Lets get some fucking discipline again and show these kids it's not a "I want it now and I'll have it now" world.

Spoilt cunts.

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Guest Snatch

Used to be the slipper at my primary school... that fucker hurt more than the cane ever did...

​We had a choice at my school. Or rather the cunt on the other end did.

Flat edge of a wooden ruler across the knuckles hurts after a while as well.

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Caning children is child abuse.

No.. you're doing it wrong, but then I wouldn't expect anything else...

....whacking them horizontally is punishment, shoving it up there longitudinally is abuse.

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Whilst not repeat bollocks, its close. I nom'd something similar a while back, and let me tell you, the cunts of the corner didn't take well to it. Like 99% of all parents, they will tell you that their kid is top of the class in this and that. He or she is very clever and talented, way above all other kids of their own age blah blah fucking blah......who has all the thickos then ? Where do all the ASBO nutjobs come from. Not our fucking kids, it will be a Nobel fucking prize for them or nothing. The little cunts. 

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It's all relative really (geddit?). When  my kids were younger I used to enjoy taking them everywhere and having them nause folk up.  Now they are grown up, kids annoy me.

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My kids are cunts.

​At last, an honest person. All kids are cunts.  There is nothing more frustrating than having to let them 'know it all' when really they know fuck all.  You have to keep your mouth zipped up and let them make mistakes and spend you hard earned dosh on absolute crap.

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You see it on holiday, up close and personal.

'Yummy Mummies' and their 'Rupert' husbands, used to having lots of 'me time' when Cressida and Toby are off at Prep School, come the holidays suddenly run into these complete strangers that behave like dwarf rodeo clowns on acid.

Kids - cossetted in the notion they are not only geniuses but are the sole heirs to the Sun King dynasty - sound off like a junior Motorhead gig when they wake up and realise the world doesn't in fact recognize their precocious brilliance and in fact would like to give them and their entire clan several painful open-handed slaps across the muey.

Parents retreat into a hand-wringing fug and cue their offspring's drug overdose and abortions when they hit their late teens, in order to try to get mater and pater to deliver some basic parenting skills fifteen years too late.

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You see it on holiday, up close and personal.

'Yummy Mummies' and their 'Rupert' husbands, used to having lots of 'me time' when Cressida and Toby are off at Prep School, come the holidays suddenly run into these complete strangers that behave like dwarf rodeo clowns on acid.

Kids - cossetted in the notion they are not only geniuses but are the sole heirs to the Sun King dynasty - sound off like a junior Motorhead gig when they wake up and realise the world doesn't in fact recognize their precocious brilliance and in fact would like to give them and their entire clan several painful open-handed slaps across the muey.

Parents retreat into a hand-wringing fug and cue their offspring's drug overdose and abortions when they hit their late teens, in order to try to get mater and pater to deliver some basic parenting skills fifteen years too late.

​Sounds idyllic..!!

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A lot of parents know their kids are cunts but there are now handy little diagnosis to hang their problem on. Frequently I see friends kids out of control and I get from the parents "We think she/he has ADHD/Asperger's. (delete not applicable). We're taking her/him to a specialist". The thought that the kid is acting a complete shit due to perhaps lapsed parenting  doesn't enter it, so the Asperger's ADHD tag is handy.

I know when I was a little bastard as a child the only specialist attention I got was a fucking good slapping.

 

 

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​Oh it is!

You think I lay off the bile and invective just because I'm on holiday?

I'm all over this shit 24/7, 365 days a year. That's how embedded I am in all this hideousness.

​Well done Jiggers. I've got to admire your balls. Where is one spending one's holiday ? Wisbech perhaps ?

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