nocti Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 "Fuck MS Paint, allow me to express this through the rather alien nature of language!" - Jizz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 'Those fucking pleb, godless, vegan hippy cunts, on bikes, will be first up against the wall when I am PM'- Boris Johnson."Oh good, a new cunt without an avatar." - Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 " I'll have a vowel, please." - Any cunt on the Welsh language edition of countdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 "No dessert menu for me thanks, can we just have the bill?" - Jo Brand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Anything witty or entertaining-Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Lets not bicker about bollocks and slag off some celeb instead-any cunt on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 That wouldn't be right, you're far too young.J. Saville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 (edited) "Oh CuntWad, that straight jacket looks really slimming on you!"-No one ever Edited June 16, 2015 by Ahriman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 That wouldn't be right, you're far too young.J. Saville.Now then now then hughighughughughua Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Anything witty or entertaining-JazzMr Jazz has a superb genome, I'd like him to be my sperm donor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 The more ID's the merrier I say! - guess who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Do me up the wrong'un Phil.HM The Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Do me up the wrong'un Phil.HM The QueenBehave. She's german, he's greek. She'll have an arse like a broken catflap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Behave. She's german, he's greek. She'll have an arse like a broken catflap.Should think his isn't any better. Being Greek an all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I was thinking it's probably more like the other way round these days... Angela and that other bloke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 'Chris Evans for Top Gear? Oh good, at least we won't have to listen to another loudmouth, up his own arse, multi-millionaire cunt talking about himself.'Anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 "hey stavros, don't worry, pay us back when you can afford it mate...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Men rule. Deal with it.Harriet Harman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 "No worries, take your time..." - HMRCHello Mummy I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 "Good evening. This is the incontinence helpline. Can you hold please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 "No problem, i'll take any test you want, nothing to hide here."Mo Farah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I won't keep reminding everybody that I'm the new presenter on Top Gear by saying things like "And after that bombshell....ooops wrong show" because that will piss people offChris 'Joe 90' Evans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 "Can't be arsed with doing another album to be honest" - Bon Jovi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 "Can't be arsed with doing another action film to be honest." - Jason Statham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 "In this our winter of discontent made glorious by this son of york"! -Jason Statham as Richard III at The Globe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.