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Guest Keith Lard
Posted

Apparently this wasn't appropiate to do as homework for history class back when I was at school. I'm sure Rat or Judge might like this though.

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

I blame the parents, and the teachers, and the parole board.

Guest Bill Stickers
Posted (edited)

Banish the fucker to the guest lounge then, dilute their inexplicable pedigree by dumping some of our inferior brethren there.

Edited by bill_stickers
Posted

689 posts to date - and this is by no means the worst of them. No wonder the passing rough trade in the Guest Lounge slags us off, we're a fucking indefensible laughing stock.

​I was thinking about our commitment to care in the community

Guest Alfie Noakes
Posted

​I was thinking about our commitment to care in the community

I don't care and for him there is no suitable community.

Guest DingTheRioja
Posted (edited)

​I was thinking about our commitment to care in the community

​Fuck that, we dont need the likes of that shitarsecunt in this community.

Just get fucking rid for fucks sake, as someone said on another nom, we'd all get 72 hour passes for half the shit he posts but no-one does fuckall.

Ban the cunt and be done with it.  The only reason I can see he gets away with the shite he does, and probably being a second ID, must be some photos of the Admins...

Ban the cunt.

 

Edit? Why?

Is there something wrong with calling a fat pervert who posts porn or semi-pornographc images of what are almost certainly underage schoolgirls, and makes dirty comments about said kids, "a fat paedo perv"?

....especially considering it's all fake account shit anyway?

 

Edited by DingTheRioja
Don't ask my for the reason, I haven't a fucking clue. Ban the fat pervert cunt.
Guest Fatty
Posted

Apparently this wasn't appropiate to do as homework for history class back when I was at school. I'm sure Rat or Judge might like this though.

Another shite topic Brony, well done you soppy cunt.

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

​.....and the makers of the Lead pencils his mother clearly chowed down on night and day during his gestation.

In his defence, I have to say it's not his fault his mother always wanted a girl and let him play with dollies and pikachus. And he had one of those dolls heads that 5 year old girls use to practice hairdressing and make-up. Interactive play, she called it. While other lads of his age were being taught how to tie their shoe laces and wash their tackle properly, she was teaching Keith how to strap his tiny cock to his inner thigh with an elastoplast. She fed him lard in readiness for his 11+ which she thought was the weight he had to attain by his 11th birthday. Poor fucker didn't stand a chance. 

Guest Fatty
Posted

In his defence, I have to say it's not his fault his mother always wanted a girl and let him play with dollies and pikachus. And he had one of those dolls heads that 5 year old girls use to practice hairdressing and make-up. Interactive play, she called it. While other lads of his age were being taught how to tie their shoe laces and wash their tackle properly, she was teaching Keith how to strap his tiny cock to his inner thigh with an elastoplast. She fed him lard in readiness for his 11+ which she thought was the weight he had to attain by his 11th birthday. Poor fucker didn't stand a chance. 

I'm guessing it is a girl.

Guest Alfie Noakes
Posted

Blimey spot, if it is you you have a very sick mind, have you ever considered a career in politics or the church?

Guest Lady Penelope
Posted (edited)

Keith is an amateur compared with some of the "care in the community" folk that I take out from time to time. George had a knock on the head some years ago and as a result some of what he says is uninhibited

 

.. "That's a tidy bit of thigh you've got Pen!".

 

"Ooh look at the arse on that!".

 

"I bet you was a dirty bitch 50 years ago!".

 

"If he was a lass I'd give him one!".

 

Are just a few of the usual things he will say in public and I have to explain away to his illness.

Edited by Lady Penelope
Guest Lady Penelope
Posted (edited)

Of course if anyone tries to take up the challenge George retreats to the nearest disabled toilet to hide and then assistance has to be called to help extract him from his hiding place.

 

Edited by Lady Penelope

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