cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Drama students were in for a treat when a Lecturer played them a video containing scenes where she stimulated masturbation with a tampon and writhed around naked whilst urinating. She also blew a condom out of her vagina and inserted a knife between her legs.The clip was shown as part of an introduction presentation to the 'Theatre and its Others' module at Queen Mary University of London. The performer and lecturer was named Lauren Barri Holstein . According to the 'Huffington Post' she also gyrated around mid-air whilst dangling naked from a harness suspended from the ceiling. In another scene she pretended to masturbate with a tampon, she does so over another woman, and sprays fake blood onto her face.Fucking brilliant ..... this is why young people sign up for these courses. Of course, I am an absolute philistine with no taste or any discernible understanding of live theatre existing as I do in an aesthetic wilderness. It isn't tasteless porn, it is art.... I just don't know that it is.......... What a mad bunch of bastards . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 The least you could of done is posted a link to the video so we could judge for ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Poor old Keith gets banned for this sort of niche gonzo, you disgusting fucking hypocrite!PS Where's the link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Actually, don't waste your time - it's a load of gash!https://vimeo.com/67556847 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Not exactly Billy Elliott, I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 What a total load of fucking shit , still better than anything I've seen on Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Poor old Keith gets banned for this sort of niche gonzo, you disgusting fucking hypocrite!PS Where's the link?It's art I tell you... ART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 It's bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 And I got 24 hours for a UB40 quip, soppy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 And I got 24 hours for a UB40 quip, soppy cunts.It was a madness quip , dirt bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Whatever fuck knuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 I would be interested to know who moderates these courses ........ Surely there are boundaries, limits. I naively imagined that this type of thing would be prohibited from being performed on a public stage because of obscenity laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 I would be interested to know who moderates these courses ........ Surely there are boundaries, limits. I naively imagined that this type of thing would be prohibited from being performed on a public stage because of obscenity laws.It's art and very tastefully performed, only we and the rest of the plebs are to thick to understand it , much like the shit Tracy Emin made a fortune out of, unmade beds my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Jazz is a similar genre of self congratulatory bollocks. I would have loved to have been in this lecture theatre, I would have laughed my bollocks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Its more feminist bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 I would be interested to know who moderates these courses ........ Surely there are boundaries, limits. I naively imagined that this type of thing would be prohibited from being performed on a public stage because of obscenity laws.Never mind this tit, small-town, semi-porn production. It was due to happen sooner or later. What is surprising however, is that some are prepared to pay to watch it, when there is so much free hard-core available on the Internet. It must be capitalising on the novelty value. Wankers for wankers production. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Jazz is a similar genre of self congratulatory bollocks. I would have loved to have been in this lecture theatre, I would have laughed my bollocks off.The real bore will explain the merits of Jazz improvisation, this really means listening to a fat sweaty wanker blowing into a trumpet whilst appearing to be 1 note away from a heart attack. This made up shit sounds like a drowning cat , Slowly nod your head with your eyes shut, and a look on your face like you're about to shit yourself, and say nonsense like 'listen to the notes he is not playing' and you will fit right in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 It sounds like a typical weekend away on Frank's boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 It sounds like a typical weekend away on Frank's boat.Frank's boat had sailed long ago. All he has left is his duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Before I proceed with my indictment of this, may I just say that this dirty bitch should be smeared with chum and chained inside a faulty shark diving cage.No doubt her and her students see this as some sort of feminist expression of liberation against a patriarchal oppressive society. Just because a woman with a degree and a liberal agenda gets her kit off and cavorts like a fucking slag, its apparently "art" and some sort of "statement". If this was a male lecturer who showed his students a video of him wanking off with a sock puppet he'd be in wormwood scrubs before he had a chance to press stop on the video. As with the fucking despicable craze of free bleeding, this is another example of the so called intellectual and liberal feminist academic movement expressing it's freedom from the shackles of men. If it was up to me I'd give the stupid cunts a slap and a damn good thrashing. Edited April 26, 2015 by Decimus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 The Middle-Eastern, fundamentalist art appreciation society would very much enjoy chopping her head off as a form of payment and I really couldn't blame them for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Here's a trailer for the piece of "Art" in question.https://vimeo.com/67556847 Edited April 26, 2015 by Ahriman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Frank's boat had sailed long ago. All he has left is his duck.Toilet duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 There's always some cunt ready and willing to push the boundaries of what's acceptable. The disgraceful cunt should be arrested. We've already got shit painting in the name of art, now this. What next? Kiddie fiddling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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