camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Not just lift buttons but also at crossings. The button is alight so therefore it has been programmed to send the lift to that floor. What, do these morons think that the lift says "Nope I'm going to ignore him but you, I like you because your touch is do much better than his you gorgeous thing you". Fucking twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Not just lift buttons but also at crossings. The button is alight so therefore it has been programmed to send the lift to that floor. What, do these morons think that the lift says "Nope I'm going to ignore him but you, I like you because your touch is do much better than his you gorgeous thing you". Fucking twats.Or cunts that press up and down buttons at the same time, lift arrives full of people , cunt asks "are you going up?" , "No going down and we wouldn't have stopped and you would not need to ask if you just pressed the up button , cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Good one is as the doors closing and somebody is running towards it make out you are desperately pressing the doors open button when in fact you're pressing the doors close button. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Face it, as a species, we just love pressing buttons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Face it, as a species, we just love pressing buttonsAnd twiddling knobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 And twiddling knobs.And poking holes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 modern lift controller software has a "fuck you" mode that increases the wait time with each repeated press by an impatient cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 When i get to my floor, before leaving i do like to press all the buttons to make sure they are all working. Its a kind act, from a thoughtful guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Face it, as a species, we just love pressing buttonsAnd twiddling knobs.And poking holes!Right, I'm compiling all those together and selling them to a Publisher...What? No? Why?It's about as well fucking written as that Shades of Grey bollocks... and probably more sexy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 When i get to my floor, before leaving i do like to press all the buttons to make sure they are all working. Its a kind act, from a thoughtful guy.If its a Saturday and the next person in is Jewish, then you're doing them a favour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 If its a Saturday and the next person in is Jewish, then you're doing them a favour!Shit yes, imagine if by mistake you actually helped the judge do anything apart from commit suicide, I wouldn't be able to live with myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Shit yes, imagine if by mistake you actually helped the judge do anything apart from commit suicide, I wouldn't be able to live with myself. You funny cunt, Edders, I just spat out half a can of kroney down myself reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 You funny cunt, Edders, I just spat out half a can of kroney down myself reading that.Sorry Dec's, stay safe when you have a mouthful of beer, only read comments by judge, your clothes will remain dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 I see this all the time at work, someone gets in the lift, chooses the floor then presses the door close button, because waiting an extra 5 seconds for the door to close is so tedious. I think it's a nervous reaction at them being overawed at my presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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