Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Or Ben fogle, or any other soppy posh cunt professional adventurer wanker, who can't get a job in the real world, but thinks up 'crazy adventurers' they can film and sell to other soppy posh cunts at the BBC. Not interested in another walk to the fucking north pole or swim down the amazon. Well not unless they really are dangerous and a fatality or two occurs, ps to add to his cunts credentials cracknell run for the Tories in the European elections in 2014, but lost, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I've never heard of the cunt. Sounds like a poor man's Levison Wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I've never heard of the cunt. Sounds like a poor man's Levison Wood.Levison Wood? Who's she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Wouldn't it be hilarious if he had a budgie called Minty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Personally I don't know how he has managed to refrain from punching Garry Herbert's lights outHis commentary on the Rowing is fucking unendurable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) Another twat, this time a red-bearded cunt named Sean Conway is scheduled to appear soon on Discovery channel, running himself ragged because he's an "Endurance Adventurer". Whoo hoo, oh good, you fucking boring self presenting garden gnomed asshole. Who really gives a fuck, shame none of these boring entities have coronary's whilst undertaking these pisshole events, to provide an interlude of entertainment. Just who is stimulated by the site of a bearded bricktop running about willy nilly is beyond my comprehension. It's obviously a cheap prog as they are advertising it's arrival with all the carnival of an on coming public be-heading. Edited June 9, 2015 by cuntcrapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Another twat, this time a red-bearded cunt named Sean Conway is scheduled to appear soon on Discovery channel, running himself ragged because he's an "Endurance Adventurer". Whoo hoo, oh good, you fucking boring self presenting garden gnomed asshole. Who really gives a fuck, shame none of these boring entities have coronary's whilst undertaking these pisshole events, to provide an interlude of entertainment. Just who is stimulated by the site of a bearded bricktop running about willy nilly is beyond my comprehension. It's obviously a cheap prog as they are advertising it's arrival with all the carnival of an on coming public be-heading.The more they flog the shit, the more it's likely to be shit... You should try Walking the Nile... some cunt died on that programme... a daft cunt Murrican journo who thought he was a bit clever iirc... heat exhaustion, you virtually watch the fucker breath his last on the screen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 With unlimited financing and access to the best fitness and medical advice available I don't know how they manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 With unlimited financing and access to the best fitness and medical advice available I don't know how they manage.Exactly the same as cunts that used to marvel at the Queen mum, "ain't she done well" , so would you with the best health care all of you life with chefs cooking every meal and someone wiping your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Exactly the same as cunts that used to marvel at the Queen mum, "ain't she done well" , so would you with the best health care all of you life with chefs cooking every meal and someone wiping your arse. ... and yet mysteriously had a gob that looked like a burned out fuse box ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 ... and yet mysteriously had a gob that looked like a burned out fuse box !Superb ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Wouldn't it be hilarious if he had a budgie called Minty?Hah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 It was being force-fed bottles of gin, that did her in. Gin, and the 20 Lambert & Butler, left to her by Princess Margaret. The old spunkers puppet on spitting image with the fish bone stuck down her throat was spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Or Ben fogle, or any other soppy posh cunt professional adventurer wanker, who can't get a job in the real world, but thinks up 'crazy adventurers' they can film and sell to other soppy posh cunts at the BBC. Not interested in another walk to the fucking north pole or swim down the amazon. Well not unless they really are dangerous and a fatality or two occurs, ps to add to his cunts credentials cracknell run for the Tories in the European elections in 2014, but lost, cunt.I actually know Mr Cracknell, I'll pass on your endorsement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I actually know Mr Cracknell, I'll pass on your endorsement.Shit, he looks like a hard cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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