Guest deebom Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 (edited) A friend of mine moved to LA a few years ago and being a bloke he wanted to buy some guns. He went through all the proper channels, joined a gun club run by professionals, bought a fuckload of weaponry, associated gubbins and has a fun time shooting stuff at the gun club.After a year or so he told me that he's applied for some sort of permit that allows him to carry a gun at all times. So I asked why. He always said he didn't want to carry a gun around with him, just shoot stuff at the club. He said he has to keep his guns in a locker at home, you cant keep them at the club. He has to drive through the 'Ghetto' (wherever the fuck that is.) to get to the club in his shiny BMW M5 with a bootfull of automatic weapons once a week. He said this was pointed out to him by a yank chum at the club, who also informed him that he will get carjacked at some point, the Police would be very unhappy with him for letting a bunch of hood niggaz steal his weaponry. So he now drives around with a big shiny semi automatic pistol of some sort, just in case.America. Edited July 9, 2015 by deebom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 A friend of mine moved to LA a few years ago and being a bloke he wanted to buy some guns. He went through all the proper channels, joined a gun club run by professionals, bought a fuckload of weaponry, associated gubbins and has a fun time shooting stuff at the gun club.After a year or so he told me that he's applied for some sort of permit that allows him to carry a gun at all times. So I asked why. He always said he didn't want to carry a gun around with him, just shoot stuff at the club. He said he has to keep his guns in a locker at home, you cant keep them at the club. He has to drive through the 'Ghetto' (wherever the fuck that is.) to get to the club in his shiny BMW M5 with a bootfull of automatic weapons once a week. He said this was pointed out to him by a yank chum at the club, who also informed him that he will get carjacked at some point, the Police would be very unhappy with him for letting a bunch of hood niggaz steal his weaponry. So he now drives around with a big shiny semi automatic pistol of some sort, just in case.America.Texans are truly mad cunts, they'd rather hand over a member of their family than their guns.A few years ago a guy from Aberdeen who worked in Texas was pissed one night, got lost and went to someone's door to ask for directions. Being Scottish and drunk it must have sounded like fucking Swahili to the bloke who's door he went to so he promptly shot him. Verdict?Not guilty. Self-defence, he appeared threatening and was on someone else's property.Mad cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Texans are truly mad cunts, they'd rather hand over a member of their family than their guns.A few years ago a guy from Aberdeen who worked in Texas was pissed one night, got lost and went to someone's door to ask for directions. Being Scottish and drunk it must have sounded like fucking Swahili to the bloke who's door he went to so he promptly shot him. Verdict?Not guilty. Self-defence, he appeared threatening and was on someone else's property.Mad cunts. ..but he was from Aberdeen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 ..but he was from Aberdeen...True, could be classed as a mercy killing I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Texans are truly mad cunts, they'd rather hand over a member of their family than their guns.A few years ago a guy from Aberdeen who worked in Texas was pissed one night, got lost and went to someone's door to ask for directions. Being Scottish and drunk it must have sounded like fucking Swahili to the bloke who's door he went to so he promptly shot him. Verdict?Not guilty. Self-defence, he appeared threatening and was on someone else's property.Mad cunts. I went to Texas once with my mum back in the 70's. They seemed ok. My mum bought a nice 3 piece suite from there. Better then DFS anyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I went to Texas once with my mum back in the 70's. They seemed ok. My mum bought a nice 3 piece suite from there. Better then DFS anydayThat's so shite it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's stipulated in the Bill of Rights that Americans have the right bear arms in case they ever find themselves having to defend themselves against 'another' tyrannical government. The founding fathers had forethought and must have seen Obama coming a mile off. The last time I was in the states some of the police were dressed in military uniforms and didn't look like the type of police officers that you could approach for directions or to ask the time. It's no wonder they want to hold on to their guns if having to live in a police state where everyone is regarded as a terrorist by the 'authorities'. Fucking citizen spies and 'see something, say something' it's like Erich Honecker East Germany on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's stipulated in the Bill of Rights that Americans have the right bear arms in case they ever find themselves having to defend themselves against 'another' tyrannical government. The founding fathers had forethought and must have seen Obama coming a mile off. The last time I was in the states some of the police were dressed in military uniforms and didn't look like the type of police officers that you could approach for directions or to ask the time. It's no wonder they want to hold on to their guns if having to live in a police state where everyone is regarded as a terrorist by the 'authorities'. Fucking citizen spies and 'see something, say something' it's like Erich Honecker East Germany on steroids. it sounds a bit like Blaenavon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 That's so shite it's funny.Ithangyou! It's stipulated in the Bill of Rights that Americans have the right bear arms in case they ever find themselves having to defend themselves against 'another' tyrannical government. The founding fathers had forethought and must have seen Obama coming a mile off. The last time I was in the states some of the police were dressed in military uniforms and didn't look like the type of police officers that you could approach for directions or to ask the time. It's no wonder they want to hold on to their guns if having to live in a police state where everyone is regarded as a terrorist by the 'authorities'. Fucking citizen spies and 'see something, say something' it's like Erich Honecker East Germany on steroids. When I was in Florida with a friend she couldn't believe how fat a lot of the police were. "How can they chase criminals being that fat". I pointed out that the only ones that did the chasing were the bullets in their guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Texans are truly mad cunts, they'd rather hand over a member of their family than their guns.A few years ago a guy from Aberdeen who worked in Texas was pissed one night, got lost and went to someone's door to ask for directions. Being Scottish and drunk it must have sounded like fucking Swahili to the bloke who's door he went to so he promptly shot him. Verdict?Not guilty. Self-defence, he appeared threatening and was on someone else's property.Mad cunts. Texas is the soiled nappy of the colonies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Anything that kills Yanks is fine with me.When I was locked in a lunatic asylum in California they made me sign a list of conditions before they could let me out. They said that under CA law I would have to wait 5 years before I could legally buy a gun. They asked if I had any objections. I said that I objected to the fact that certifiable lunatics could get a gun after only 5 years. Being Yanks, they didn't have any sense of humour so I had to quickly recant my objection or else they would refuse to let me out. If only they had taken away your medication and left you with a shotgun. Then we wouldn't have to listen to you tediously reminiscing about a load of old bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Yeah, I asked them to do that but you know how Yanks are about health and safety regulations. Can't get a shotgun now coz of mental record. Have you got any better suggestions so that I don't have to trouble you with my tedious bollocks again? I only fucked it up last time coz I couldn't get hold of elastic at short notice to make the suicide bag. I passed out from oxycodone while I was still twatting about trying to duct tape hair bands together and stick them to a rubbish bag.As you're using a computer, you must have electricity.In light of that, go downstairs and fetch the toaster, and clear all the dust and grime out of your disused bathtub. You know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Now calm down. The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Thx for the suggestion but I don't have a toaster. Anyway I'm pretty sure that whatever appliance I used, the fuse box is modified nowadays so that it would blow before I got a lethal dose. I'd just end up with severe burns and get sectioned again. After my attempt last Wednesday when I got drunk enough to get courage to hang myself but was too drunk to follow instructions on tying a noose, and consequently ended up in hospital again with alcohol and oxycodone poisoning, I'm now on my final warning before they lock me up and throw away the key, so I really have to get it right next time.It's posts like this which make me grateful that frank has fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Thx for the suggestion but I don't have a toaster. Anyway I'm pretty sure that whatever appliance I used, the fuse box is modified nowadays so that it would blow before I got a lethal dose. I'd just end up with severe burns and get sectioned again. After my attempt last Wednesday when I got drunk enough to get courage to hang myself but was too drunk to follow instructions on tying a noose, and consequently ended up in hospital again with alcohol and oxycodone poisoning, I'm now on my final warning before they lock me up and throw away the key, so I really have to get it right next time.It's posts like this which make me grateful that frank has fucked off.This isn't Broken Nads on a comeback tour is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 This isn't Broken Nads on a comeback tour is it?No idea, dingers. I just meant that I wouldn't want some poor cunts suicide on the collective conscience of the corner, after frank told him to kill himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Community care....... a load of bollocks.It's working for me...... Just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 So you want me to self-harm,OD and watch violent pornography? Sounds like good advice to me. Now you're living the dream Neo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Now you're living the dream Neo.Yeah, but who's dream....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manila Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Thanks to America's absurd weak gun laws a terrorist was able to get several guns he used to murder 5 people * wound 2 others in Chattanooga Tn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 The law in Switzerland states that every adult must own a gun. You don't hear of them shooting each other all the fucking time. Americas just fucked and will implode in civil war at some point.And they have to target practice annually until retirement. Just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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