Guest Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I work in the car trade, so i know what I'm talking about.People who own the Ford Focus ST, Fiat 500, BMW 1 series, and Nissan Qashqai, all seem to be fucking annoying, know-all pieces of shit, and muggy cunts.If anyone knows someone who owns 1 of these cars, could you please do the world a favour, and punch them in the face, for being a Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Right.... Ok..... done that........ What's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Right.... Ok..... done that........ What's next?Set the cunts car on fire, job done ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 All car drivers are cunts. Thats why I drive a wagon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 BMW's are almost certain to be a cunt. Ford drivers, they're just poser cunts. They couldn't afford the beemer, but have plenty of internal cuntishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 I work in the car trade, so i know what I'm talking about.My general experience of people who say they work in the car trade is they don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about and what they don't know they make up, the fucking bullshitting bastards. Estate Agents for cars.I do however agree with your suggestion that drivers of the mentioned cars are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 All car drivers are cunts if you ride a bike on a regular basis. Thick fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 All car drivers are cunts if you ride a bike on a regular basis. Thick fucks.Whilst I can relate, many cyclists don't exactly fucking help themselves with their selective protanopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Whilst I can relate, many cyclists don't fucking exactly help themselves with their selective protanopia.My mistake. I was referring to the cuntery I experience on a daily basis with car drivers when riding my motorbike. It goes without saying that cyclists are cunts and deserve whatever they get.... ten fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 All car drivers are cunts if you ride a bike on a regular basis. Thick fucks.The majority of cyclists I meet around here are all cunts, selfish, ignorant, egotistical, self-righteous wankers who think that it's perfectly ok to ride down the inside lane of a dual-carriageway, 2-abreast, and waver all over the fucking shop when normal people are trying to drive at 70mph, as the fucking roads were designed for...Also....when riding along EXTREMELY FUCKING BUSY TOURIST ROUTE A-ROADS, do not, I FUCKING REPEAT, do NOT ride as a group of about 30, but in pairs or singles, spacing yourselves out by about 15 foot.... you are not in big enough groups to overtake in 1 or 2 go's, and you are not spaced out enough to fit a fucking car in...Next time, I will not be in my nice little red runabout... I will be in the ex-army, armour plated V8 Landy.... with fucking razor wire on... PS.. I just saw your proviso of a real bike with an engine.. but it seemed to good a rant to waste... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Audi drivers tend to be Olympic class wankers who think they've made it but are drowning in debt bigger than that of Greece and Argentina combined. Far worse however, are clinically obese middle aged tradesmen who drive minis boy racer style. They just deserve to be doused in petrol and set on fire after they have had seven shades of shit kicked out of them simply because they are fucking alcoholic gobshites who shit bricks bigger than their glorified go-karts when they get confronted at the next set of services by the person they've cut up and subjected to obscene hand signals on the motorway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 The majority of cyclists I meet around here are all cunts, selfish, ignorant, egotistical, self-righteous wankers who think that it's perfectly ok to ride down the inside lane of a dual-carriageway, 2-abreast, and waver all over the fucking shop when normal people are trying to drive at 70mph, as the fucking roads were designed for...Also....when riding along EXTREMELY FUCKING BUSY TOURIST ROUTE A-ROADS, do not, I FUCKING REPEAT, do NOT ride as a group of about 30, but in pairs or singles, spacing yourselves out by about 15 foot.... you are not in big enough groups to overtake in 1 or 2 go's, and you are not spaced out enough to fit a fucking car in...Next time, I will not be in my nice little red runabout... I will be in the ex-army, armour plated V8 Landy.... with fucking razor wire on... PS.. I just saw your proviso of a real bike with an engine.. but it seemed to good a rant to waste...I shouldn't have a problem with cyclists as I live in a country where they have their own bike lanes. My biggest bug bare are old cunts on those battery assisted cycles that enables the brain dead senile cunts to reach speeds of up to twenty five kmh, that's nearly as fast as the mopeds that they share the bike lanes with. These cunts are more of a danger than sixteen year old scrotes on scooters with the cyclists needing no insurance and pay no road tax. I'd have the fucking things banned and have the owners shot at dawn. Fucking dangerous old cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 I shouldn't have a problem with cyclists as I live in a country where they have their own bike lanes. My biggest bug bare are old cunts on those battery assisted cycles that enables the brain dead senile cunts to reach speeds of up to twenty five kmh, that's nearly as fast as the mopeds that they share the bike lanes with. These cunts are more of a danger than sixteen year old scrotes on scooters with the cyclists needing no insurance and pay no road tax. I'd have the fucking things banned and have the owners shot at dawn. Fucking dangerous old cunts.Giving them until dawn raises the risk of them being let loose on the fucking things for even longer. Shoot immediately on sight I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Giving them until dawn raises the risk of them being let loose on the fucking things for even longer. Shoot immediately on sight I say.And bill their family for the cost of the bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 And bill their family for the cost of the bullets.use a rope... beat them at their own "we're enviromentally friendly" shit.... re-usable, lasts for years, no noise or chemical pollution... everyone's a winner!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Whilst I can relate, many cyclists don't exactly fucking help themselves with their selective protanopia.Or riding in sets up to six, right across the road. Thick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Audi drivers tend to be Olympic class wankers who think they've made it but are drowning in debt bigger than that of Greece and Argentina combined. Far worse however, are clinically obese middle aged tradesmen who drive minis boy racer style. They just deserve to be doused in petrol and set on fire after they have had seven shades of shit kicked out of them simply because they are fucking alcoholic gobshites who shit bricks bigger than their glorified go-karts when they get confronted at the next set of services by the person they've cut up and subjected to obscene hand signals on the motorway. Had a pair of these cunts chap my cheeks today! One of them parked their fucking cuntmobile across three bays. The second was traveling at about the speed of the smell of their fetid crotch to everybody's nostrils. But, both vehicles were immaculate in appearance, until a trolley "accidentally" rolled into the side of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 I work in the car trade, so i know what I'm talking about.People who own the Ford Focus ST, Fiat 500, BMW 1 series, and Nissan Qashqai, all seem to be fucking annoying, know-all pieces of shit, and muggy cunts.If anyone knows someone who owns 1 of these cars, could you please do the world a favour, and punch them in the face, for being a Cunt.Hello Jeremy. Things been quiet since Top Gear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Hello Jeremy. Things been quiet since Top Gear?I think Clarksons cars, are all in the cunt territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 I think Clarksons cars, are all in the cunt territory.They say that cars can represent a person's personality so you're pretty much on the mark there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 See the 3 presenters have done a deal with Amazon and are strutting around like returning hero's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 See the 3 presenters have done a deal with Amazon and are strutting around like returning hero's.Clarkson could have killed some cunt and it would make no difference, there's always some bastard who smells the money to be made and will give them whatever they want.And no matter what has been done before, smug, self-absorbed bastards like those three would gladly sell their fucking souls if the money's right and it suited their own ambitions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Pedestrians are even bigger cunts. Three of the thick twats walked out in front of me today in the space of 5 minutes. I only avoided them coz I was in a good mood and I didn't want blood on my new golf. Any body know why the dash board gets red hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Pedestrians are even bigger cunts. Three of the thick twats walked out in front of me today in the space of 5 minutes. I only avoided them coz I was in a good mood and I didn't want blood on my new golf. Any body know why the dash board gets red hot?Because the thing is always looking up your skirt or down your blouse. You'd get hot, as well. Just thinking about it....err..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 They say that cars can represent a person's personality so you're pretty much on the mark there.I can't get my Trabant to start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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