cuntspotter Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 There was a "near miss" earlier this year when a pilot 's prosthetic arm got stuck on the flying controls , causing a heavy landing. If you don't mind , I prefer my pilots to have two arms..... For precisely this kind of circumstance. I actually thought this was a joke at first. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Yeah. I just watched it. It'd be like handing the keys to a Formula 1 car to Stephen Fucking Hawking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Yeah. I just watched it. It'd be like handing the keys to a Formula 1 car to Stephen Fucking Hawking. Fuck, I thought the man-machine interface was pretty blurred there already. Mind you, he couldn't be any worse then Jenson Button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Is this the same as Bronski's prosthetic cock. There was a near miss last week when it became dislodged during a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 There was a "near miss" earlier this year when a pilot 's prosthetic arm got stuck on the flying controls , causing a heavy landing. If you don't mind , I prefer my pilots to have two arms..... For precisely this kind of circumstance. I actually thought this was a joke at first. .image.jpgimage.jpg So a joy flight in a Tiger Moth with Douglas Bader would have been out of the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 So a joy flight in a Tiger Moth with Douglas Bader would have been out of the question?He had a dog but its name seems to have slipped my mind, may of been Nipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Ryanair - way to go ...arms, legs ...fuck 'em. If you absolutely insist on the full compliment it's gonna cost ya' cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Flew to Moscow in early 80s. Aeroflot made Dan Dare London (sorry Dan Air London) and their ageing fleet of Comet airliners look very modern. The heating was stuck at 100F and due to cold war currency restrictions they had no refreshments of any kind available. The planes wheels only just left the ground by the end of the runway and the noise from the engines sounded like Susan Boyle being crushed by a lorry crossed with a bag of rusty spanners being thrown down a concrete stairwell. Longest three and a half hours of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 He had a dog but its name seems to have slipped my mind, may of been Nipper. The dog was in the dambusters, belonged to Guy Gibson, black Labrador called Nigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 The dog was in the dambusters, belonged to Guy Gibson, black Labrador called Nigger Oh fuck me, another Jeremy Clarkson. Look Mum, i think i got away with it! Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Oh fuck me, another Jeremy Clarkson. Look Mum, i think i got away with it! Wanker. Got away with what,quoting the name of a dog from a popular film that hasn't been banned? A name that wasn't racist back then. What do you want to do,change history? Shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Oh fuck me, another Jeremy Clarkson. Look Mum, i think i got away with it! Wanker. Yeah fuck off back to PC land you cock cheese munching prick. Watch the film you might learn something if your tiny brain can let any information in. I don't use that word in my daily life you know nothing cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Cheers snatch! More power to your elbow. Some people i.e. judgetwi are really too thick for their own good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Flew to Moscow in early 80s. Aeroflot made Dan Dare London (sorry Dan Air London) and their ageing fleet of Comet airliners look very modern. The heating was stuck at 100F and due to cold war currency restrictions they had no refreshments of any kind available. The planes wheels only just left the ground by the end of the runway and the noise from the engines sounded like Susan Boyle being crushed by a lorry crossed with a bag of rusty spanners being thrown down a concrete stairwell. Longest three and a half hours of my life. Aeroflot was still a very poor and grubby airline in the nineties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 There is nothing wrong with Pilates with prosthetic arms, and what about Heather Mills's leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Nothing wrong with Heathers leg - presumably you mean the one wrapped around the business end of a police motorbike - now that it's detached itself from this sour face old slags body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 It's bad luck to mock the handicapable.....I despise that PC load of bollocks term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 17 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: There is nothing wrong with Pilates with prosthetic arms, and what about Heather Mills's leg? I have tried to appreciate your posts, I really have, but you are now getting on my tits. Take your pads with wings, your Frankie Vaughan records, and shove them up your fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bedbug said: I have tried to appreciate your posts, I really have, but you are now getting on my tits. Take your pads with wings, your Frankie Vaughan records, and shove them up your fucking arse. He will have to evict frank first. Pen's a bloke, BB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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