African Bank Officials

[Guest luke swarm]

Its been nigh on 3 weeks now and still no large money transfer from that Nigerian Bank President who is sitting on top of a fortune from a deceased rich relative which, he promised to send to my uk account.

I had plans for that money and am not best pleased with all this delay, now the cunt will not return my emails and I am losing patience. I expect its all that African red tape.

Still cannot hang around here, I've got to contact my bank to see why all my direct debits have not been sent this month.      

[Jiggerycock]

You'll be alright matey.

Just adopt the Alex Tsipras position and tell your creditors your mis-sold PPI re-imbursement is due Tuesday - they'll be sweet as a fucking nut.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Done before on here I'm afraid Swarmy. Some other absolute fucking cunt beat you to it.

[Guest luke swarm]

Done before on here I'm afraid Swarmy. Some other absolute fucking cunt beat you to it.

bag of shite...I must try harder Bill  

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I keep winning the Nigerian Lottery but the cunts won't pay up.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

I now own fifteen oil wells in Nigeria. Seem to have lost my house here though.

[Rick_B]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

[Cuntybaws]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

Just be awfully careful you don't catch a virus from her. I had a few of those myself, but some nice Indian gentleman from Microsoft is going to get rid of them for me just as soon as my bank details are verified.

[White Cunt]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

Is she of peasant stock? I am after a cheap, Eastern European Fanny to work hard. I pay good and fast.

[Eddie]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

mmm, sounds like a keeper...

[Guest luke swarm]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

They are having you on mate...she's not from Russia.....I am fluent in the dialect of Telford and that's telfordspeak no mistake.     

[Guest Snatch]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

It's all true Adders. I will send you more,erm,I mean she will send you more just as soon as you send the money for the plane ticket.

[Guest deebom]

I too have a Russian love interest. She says I am very good looking in a photo. She has a aunt in London who she will soon be visit and would very like to meet me.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Have decided to sell shares to Nigerian businessmen who would like to invest in my bulls milk dairy farm. 

[Guest DrCunt]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more

Polina Twat?

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

I am giving these Nigerians a taste of their own medicine by randomly Emailing 1000's of people pretending to be a mail order business flogging sea worthy dinghy's for £100 a go payable in advance. Fuckers think they are getting something that will get them to Portugal. Gullible twats.

[Guest nobgobbler]

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.

She like marry and wuv you long time Mr Rick.

[Guest]

[Guest luke swarm]

Fucking Lenny Henry again, fuck this is the third thread hijacked by the Lenny Henry Appreciation society.   

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[Decimus]

bag of shite...I must try harder Bill  

Use the force Luke...My young padawan apprentice. It's the only way you'll ever defeat your inner Darth Lenny.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Use the force Luke...My young padawan apprentice. It's the only way you'll ever defeat your inner Darth Lenny.

I assume, like me you're not going to be watching 'Danny and the Human Zoo' unless there's a gruesome death at the end.

[Guest luke swarm]

I assume, like me you're not going to be watching 'Danny and the Human Zoo' unless there's a gruesome death at the end.

Danny and the Human Zoo.....apparently a series about Lenny Cunt Henry growing up in Dudley. in the 70s.

I have the misfortune to visit Dudley quite often...Mrs Swarm likes the megatastic out of townTesco There. Anyway back to my point. I would say Dudley has changed beyond all comprehension since those halcyon days.

Its is now a Chav cunt infested turdhole, and I am talking wall to wall cheap jogger and hoodie sourced from Sportsdirect wearing. unemployed, unemployable tattooed terminators who go around drinking monster/red bull energy drinks with their equally pasty faced, high hair bun toting, hard-faced , Iceland shopping, double pram pushing , ignorant as congealed pigshit female consorts. No offence. 

The remainder of the populace seems to consist of Non English speaking, Not interested integration , Muslims wearing that curious mix of Salwar Kameez and Nike airs followed by black robe garbed, burka wearing woman who always seem to wear designer glasses on the only bit of human flesh showing following a few paces behind the man. This lot are always banging on about inadequate Mosque space...interesting the Dudley Mosque is next door to the Dudley Casino ( Yes we get a lot of International playboy, high rolling James Bond types visiting Here) 

The shops of choice seems to be Poundland,99p stores, Home Bargains, B and M Bargains and Iceland followed by a hearty alfresco lunch from Greggs. All these shops are 100 metres of each other with the exception of of Greggs of which there are a choice....In fact I think you can measure a Towns Scummer rating by counting the number of Greggs in close proximity. The spaces in-between these shops are filled by Chareetee shops and bookies. There are a whole row of kebab/Fried chicken shops with a Weatherspoons bang in the middle of them catering for the majority of the populaces catering requirements. Interestingly no traditional Chip shops. 

At one time it was a thriving market town that was clean and vibrant with excellent pubs....Now it epitomises all that is wrong with the direction we chosen to go and are breeding a nation of X Factor, Downton Abbey , Jeremy Kyle, Football obsessed, self entitled , I know my rights Sheep.

And no I don't think I will be watching Mr Henrys TV offering.              

   

[Eddie]

Danny and the Human Zoo.....apparently a series about Lenny Cunt Henry growing up in Dudley. in the 70s.

I have the misfortune to visit Dudley quite often...Mrs Swarm likes the megatastic out of townTesco There. Anyway back to my point. I would say Dudley has changed beyond all comprehension since those halcyon days.

Its is now a Chav cunt infested turdhole, and I am talking wall to wall cheap jogger and hoodie sourced from Sportsdirect wearing. unemployed, unemployable tattooed terminators who go around drinking monster/red bull energy drinks with their equally pasty faced, high hair bun toting, hard-faced , Iceland shopping, double pram pushing , ignorant as congealed pigshit female consorts. No offence. 

The remainder of the populace seems to consist of Non English speaking, Not interested integration , Muslims wearing that curious mix of Salwar Kameez and Nike airs followed by black robe garbed, burka wearing woman who always seem to wear designer glasses on the only bit of human flesh showing following a few paces behind the man. This lot are always banging on about inadequate Mosque space...interesting the Dudley Mosque is next door to the Dudley Casino ( Yes we get a lot of International playboy, high rolling James Bond types visiting Here) 

The shops of choice seems to be Poundland,99p stores, Home Bargains, B and M Bargains and Iceland followed by a hearty alfresco lunch from Greggs. All these shops are 100 metres of each other with the exception of of Greggs of which there are a choice....In fact I think you can measure a Towns Scummer rating by counting the number of Greggs in close proximity. The spaces in-between these shops are filled by Chareetee shops and bookies. There are a whole row of kebab/Fried chicken shops with a Weatherspoons bang in the middle of them catering for the majority of the populaces catering requirements. Interestingly no traditional Chip shops. 

At one time it was a thriving market town that was clean and vibrant with excellent pubs....Now it epitomises all that is wrong with the direction we chosen to go and are breeding a nation of X Factor, Downton Abbey , Jeremy Kyle, Football obsessed, self entitled , I know my rights Sheep.

And no I don't think I will be watching Mr Henrys TV offering.              

   

move ?

[Guest Snatch]

Danny and the Human Zoo.....apparently a series about Lenny Cunt Henry growing up in Dudley. in the 70s.

I have the misfortune to visit Dudley quite often...Mrs Swarm likes the megatastic out of townTesco There. Anyway back to my point. I would say Dudley has changed beyond all comprehension since those halcyon days.

Its is now a Chav cunt infested turdhole, and I am talking wall to wall cheap jogger and hoodie sourced from Sportsdirect wearing. unemployed, unemployable tattooed terminators who go around drinking monster/red bull energy drinks with their equally pasty faced, high hair bun toting, hard-faced , Iceland shopping, double pram pushing , ignorant as congealed pigshit female consorts. No offence. 

The remainder of the populace seems to consist of Non English speaking, Not interested integration , Muslims wearing that curious mix of Salwar Kameez and Nike airs followed by black robe garbed, burka wearing woman who always seem to wear designer glasses on the only bit of human flesh showing following a few paces behind the man. This lot are always banging on about inadequate Mosque space...interesting the Dudley Mosque is next door to the Dudley Casino ( Yes we get a lot of International playboy, high rolling James Bond types visiting Here) 

The shops of choice seems to be Poundland,99p stores, Home Bargains, B and M Bargains and Iceland followed by a hearty alfresco lunch from Greggs. All these shops are 100 metres of each other with the exception of of Greggs of which there are a choice....In fact I think you can measure a Towns Scummer rating by counting the number of Greggs in close proximity. The spaces in-between these shops are filled by Chareetee shops and bookies. There are a whole row of kebab/Fried chicken shops with a Weatherspoons bang in the middle of them catering for the majority of the populaces catering requirements. Interestingly no traditional Chip shops. 

At one time it was a thriving market town that was clean and vibrant with excellent pubs....Now it epitomises all that is wrong with the direction we chosen to go and are breeding a nation of X Factor, Downton Abbey , Jeremy Kyle, Football obsessed, self entitled , I know my rights Sheep.

And no I don't think I will be watching Mr Henrys TV offering.              

   

Ever thought if writing a Tourist Information Guide?

[Guest luke swarm]

AN APOLOGY

, I was tired and stressed out....I would like to say sorry to the good residents of Dudley and offer my sincere apologies for saying hurtful and upsetting things about your proud town of Dudley  .......... I of course meant Telford.