Guest luke swarm Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Banksy if some people don't know is a 'Street Artist' in other words an aerosol paint spraying vandal Cunt who has managed to persuade the foolish and gullible that he is a master of the genre and enjoys a cult following, There have even been instances where he has painted graffiti on a building and because gullible cunts will pay millions for his 'work' , the owners of said buildings have chopped out the wall intact on which he has deposited this shite to sell to these more money than sense tosspots Now he along with some other miserable artist types he is about to open up a theme park in Weston S Mare called Dismalworld.....Well I have been to Weston and can safely say that it did not need a theme park to convince me that it is pretty dismal there. Just watch when this crap opens for business as it will be like a magnet for cunts nationwide.If they wanted to be Dismal then they only have to come to Wolverhampton and I guarantee them a free dose of despair and futility. Arseholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I wonder what his reaction will be if another 'artist' spray paints a load of swastikas, KKK logos or a large cock and balls on some of the exhibits at the theme park. I am guessing he would be somewhat perplexed the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'd spray the cunt in Hammerite and then 'attempt' to remove it with a fucking angle grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I wonder what his reaction will be if another 'artist' spray paints a load of swastikas, KKK logos or a large cock and balls on some of the exhibits at the theme park. I am guessing he would be somewhat perplexed the cuntI'm in. Let's fix a Corner time and date, half a dozen of us could do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) I am a huge fan of graffiti, used to do it myself, though I stencil now, mostly commissions on canvas, wood, card ect for other people. Banksies good, not particularly original, but he's earning a living doing what he loves, and in my opinion,his work generally brightens up the places he chooses to place it. There is a desolate stretch of road in my hometown where he has put a few of his pieces up and they looked good. I wouldn't minds cunts paying me a few millions for something that only takes a few days work. Shit nom I'm afraid Swarm, must try harder you cunt. Edited August 21, 2015 by deebom Turtles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm in. Let's fix a Corner time and date, half a dozen of us could do this. I'd rather let Banksy spraypaint me in his own jizz than meet 6 of you cunts in the flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'd rather let Banksy spraypaint me in his own jizz than meet 6 of you cunts in the flesh.....there's beer in it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 ....there's beer in it..... What in your jizz???If you're gay, that's probably about as good as it gets - or if you can suck your own cock, which you can go and do any time you please (he said, gratuitously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I am a huge fan of graffiti, used to do it myself, though I stencil now, mostly commissions on canvas, wood, card ect for other people. Banksies good, not particularly original, but he's earning a living doing what he loves, and in my opinion,his work generally brightens up the places he chooses to place it. There is a desolate stretch of road in my hometown where he has put a few of his pieces up and they looked good. I wouldn't minds cunts paying me a few millions for something that only takes a few days work. Shit nom I'm afraid Swarm, must try harder you cunt. There's me thinking you were a hardworking son of the soil Deeb, how disappointing to realise you are an arty pretentious cunt, next thing you will be defending all the other modern brit artists and the tripe they peddle described as art such as that minger Tracy Ermine or whatever her name is. I Mean its not proper art, like paintings and fings is it. Have you booked your tickets to go and see this nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 There's me thinking you were a hardworking son of the soil Deeb, how disappointing to realise you are an arty pretentious cunt, next thing you will be defending all the other modern brit artists and the tripe they peddle described as art such as that minger Tracy Ermine or whatever her name is. I Mean its not proper art, like paintings and fings is it. Have you booked your tickets to go and see this nonsense. Oh I am, but we all need a release, and I'm too old, boring, responsible to be climbing around, trying to reach inaccessible places to paint. I still do the occasional bit down the subway at Waterloo, just to keep my hand in. I like it, the money I earn pays for the paint and it gives me something to do at work.Tracy Emin can fuck off, and so can the rest. I like Turner, Escher, Canaletto, Giger, all comic book artists, Josh Kirby, Quentin Blake and lots of other people who will never be famous because they just like painting, rather than trying to impress 'the elite' of the artworld.I'm a fan of the KLF Foundation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_Foundation_art_award Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 What in your jizz???If you're gay, that's probably about as good as it gets - or if you can suck your own cock, which you can go and do any time you please (he said, gratuitously)Would that I could jiggers, would that I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'd rather let Banksy spraypaint me in his own jizz than meet 6 of you cunts in the flesh.that really wouldn't be much of a protest, if not Banksy, it would be your live in lady boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I hope the soulless Disney corporation sues these wanky little pseuds for every undeserved penny they've got! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Fucking vandals the lot of them. Street art seems to be a load of shitty tags and no actual art round this way, especially on my front garden wall. Prison is too good for them, they should be made to clean it off with toxic chemicals and no protection gear then cut off their fingers if they do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Oh I am, but we all need a release, and I'm too old, boring, responsible to be climbing around, trying to reach inaccessible places to paint. I still do the occasional bit down the subway at Waterloo, just to keep my hand in. I like it, the money I earn pays for the paint and it gives me something to do at work.Tracy Emin can fuck off, and so can the rest. I like Turner, Escher, Canaletto, Giger, all comic book artists, Josh Kirby, Quentin Blake and lots of other people who will never be famous because they just like painting, rather than trying to impress 'the elite' of the artworld.I'm a fan of the KLF Foundation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_Foundation_art_awardKLF?Aren't they the dozy cunts who videoed themselves burning a million quid or something "for art" and then shit themselves when everyone laughed at them for being dumb..? Anyway... some Banksy is pretty good, and does indeed brighten a shitty corner.. as does some other graffitti.. unfortunately most of it is unadulterated shite.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 I fucking hate graffiti and this Banksy cunt is just someone who got lucky.A cunt of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another Banksy wannabe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another Banksy wannabe.An interesting way for poofters to get new bum boys to find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) they reckon thats him Edited August 23, 2015 by out_of_god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 There's me thinking you were a hardworking son of the soil Deeb, how disappointing to realise you are an arty pretentious cunt, next thing you will be defending all the other modern brit artists and the tripe they peddle described as art such as that minger Tracy Ermine or whatever her name is. I Mean its not proper art, like paintings and fings is it. Have you booked your tickets to go and see this nonsense. I know I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 they reckon thats himI've also heard that he's Lord Lucan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Refreshingly honest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) This is looks suspiciously like West Pontnewydd. Edited August 23, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Whatever his point is, it's wasted on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 To all you Dismal Cunts who are heading for this load of old Toss this bank holiday weekend......I hope it rains, you get fucking clamped and your piles flare up and bleed to heighten your Dismal experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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