Eddie Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 This is what Scientologists believe: Xenu was an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecrafts resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in humans. L. Ron Hubbard called these clustered spirits "Body Thetans", dont worry though, if you pay enough you can neutralise their ill effects. Fucking gullible cunts give large donations to the cult, not me though , I believe in a son of a carpenter who performed miracles and was actually gods child. He made the blind see and the lame walk, he even came back from the dead. Basically ones a made up cult designed to take money from idiots and the other is sciencology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Literally, an army of cunts. Scientologists are fucking nutters, and need deprogramming as quickly as possible. Get them back to Area 51 where the men in black can work their voodoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Being a short arsed twat that can't act must be an ill effect which explains the reason for that ageing midget Cruise being a fully paid up member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Charles manson was a follower, hopefully if ever released from prison he will go on another killing spree, as charlie boy likes to kill celebrities he could waste a few famous members. Obviously tom cruise, John travalota and especially Doug E Fresh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Don't forget, Dear Ron is/was a failed sci-fi writer... I can't remember quite how it went, but either he said something like this, or someone said it to him... "there's no money in writing, religion is where it's at, that's how you make real money...."... ergo Scientology...What was that about him ALLEGEDLY having naked/semi-naked "young" people to serve him "food and drinks" on his yatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 The followers of this religion are some of the most deluded and naive cunts on the planet.Those orchestrating it from the top are some of the most devious, dishonest, psychopathic cunts on the planet.They all need to be expunged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 The followers of this religion are some of the most deluded and naive cunts on the planet.Those orchestrating it from the top are some of the most devious, dishonest, psychopathic cunts on the planet.They all need to be expunged.now hang on as minute Stickers, I believe that particular slot has already been taken by inhabitants of Rochdale and Luton who practice the religion of peace.Agreed they are sad and in need of some shock therapy such as a severe beating with a club that has rusty nails in it but the top slot is already taken I am afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Religions can be plotted on a spectrum of stupidity. Scientology is way out there in the far ultraviolet, but you still can't wedge a fucking Rizla between it and Catholicism. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Sounds like a right laugh to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I thought I read once that Scientology was founded on a fucking bet. Basically, LRH was boozing it up with a mate and they decided they could fleece the extraordinarily thick and gullible cunts with a religion based on aliens and the arse probe. Sadly, they won the fucking bet, which lands the lot of them dead center of the epic cunt circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 They haven't killed anyone yet and if they want buy into such a load of utter bollocks they should be at liberty to knock themselves out with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 They haven't killed anyone yet and if they want buy into such a load of utter bollocks they should be at liberty to knock themselves out with it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_McPherson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 The real cunts are the gullible ones that buy into this sort of thing.Losers the fucking lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I thought I read once that Scientology was founded on a fucking bet. Basically, LRH was boozing it up with a mate and they decided they could fleece the extraordinarily thick and gullible cunts with a religion based on aliens and the arse probe. Sadly, they won the fucking bet, which lands the lot of them dead center of the epic cunt circle. I think the friend was Arthur C Clark. He wanted nothing to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_McPhersonNegligent homicide. I meant that they haven't thrown some poor cunt off of a seven storey building for merely being a 'suspected' shirt lifter. I should have been clearer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I think the friend was Arthur C Clark. He wanted nothing to do with it.it was Robert Heinlein. Though nobody wants to claim it as fact, the theory comes up quite often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 The name of the cult implies that it has a connection with knowledge, physics and maths. And it has. It takes a fair degree of mass manipulation knowledge and some good con techniques to fleece the rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I have read Hubbards Stuff and it's a bit fucking depraved. He was a strange bloke. He's probably laughing his nuts off at how his 'religion' has blossomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I have read Hubbards Stuff and it's a bit fucking depraved. He was a strange bloke. He's probably laughing his nuts off at how his 'religion' has blossomed.most of these SciFi authors are a little bit detached. from reality....for instance have a look at Philip K Dicks life......A brilliant mind that has produced some of the most thought provoking ideas and novels, a lot of them turned into films such as Blade Runner, Minority Report, Total Recall, Screamers and A scanner darkly, to name a few. But arguably not sane.I admire L Ron Hubbard.......we might think this "religion" is stupidity itself but it gave Ron a good living and is still giving a good living to lots of the higher ranking Thetans. I would argue that the sad fucks who believe this crud deserve to be relieved of their cash, possessions and be interfered with sexually.Remember the Beatles and the 60s, there were scores of these Guru types willing to take cash and give spiritual solace to stupid pop stars and their female followers. Whatever happened to that Maharishi twat anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I would argue that the sad fucks who believe this crud deserve to be relieved of their cash, possessions and be interfered with sexually. Remarkable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Remarkable!quite! Edited August 27, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 What was that about him ALLEGEDLY having naked/semi-naked "young" people to serve him "food and drinks" on his yatch?I think that you may be confusing him with our glorious Prime Minister, Sir Edward Heath, and his yatch , "Morning Cloud." Poor old Ted could never win a race because the vessel was always packed full of cabin boys and overflowing with seamen............er...............apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I think that you may be confusing him with our glorious Prime Minister, Sir Edward Heath, and his yatch , "Morning Cloud." Poor old Ted could never win a race because the vessel was always packed full of cabin boys and overflowing with seamen............er...............apparently.Some rich fat cunt who talks bollocks, with a yatch, and various "suspicions" of underage people, drugs and naughtiness..??Don't know what you're on about...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 I googled Lafayette.. and this is the first image to appear.....he looks a RIGHT cunt that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 I googled Lafayette.. and this is the first image to appear.....he looks a RIGHT cunt that one... "You can make me look a right twat, but make sure to paint the gold bits well!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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