Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 level headed police officer No such thing and if there were the helmet wouldn't stay on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Spouse activity? What's that? In this case it would be Mrs Gong. When stuff goes missing in our house I always eliminate Mr Gobbler from my enquiries otherwise the poltergeist would get the blame for everything. When I come home to find the kitchen cupboard open and cornflakes all over the worktop and the floor, one of the cunts is gonna be cleaning up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 In this case it would be Mrs Gong. When stuff goes missing in our house I always eliminate Mr Gobbler from my enquiries otherwise the poltergeist would get the blame for everything. When I come home to find the kitchen cupboard open and cornflakes all over the worktop and the floor, one of the cunts is gonna be cleaning up!I'd be happy with a poltergeist that gave me an occasional blowjob, regardless of whether or not she dropped cornflakes on the worktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'd be happy with a poltergeist that gave me an occasional blowjob, regardless of whether or not she dropped cornflakes on the worktop. I'd be happy if ours would do a bit of housework. I keep leaving a microfibre cloth and a bottle of windolene out but the cunt just won't take the hint. Invest in a ouija board and use your cock as a pointer - anything could happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Have you ruled out sleepwalking and spouse activity?The spouse is buried under the patio so it could well be 'spouse activity'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 On 30 August 2015 at 0:30 PM, Eddie said: As the famous Colin fry has just 'passed over to spirit', him had his con man mates deserve a cunting. Colin Fry king duped gullible cunts reaching out for recently snuffed it family and friends. The technique known as cold reading is the use of several tricks and skills to subtly coax information from a person – information which can later be fed back to the subject, repackaged as a new and amazing insight. It involves deductive reasoning, quick thinking, a sense of psychology, a reasonable grasp of statistics and demographics, and a healthy dose of modest charm. With a little practice, skeptics say, anyone without a shred of decency can be a “psychic.” Derek Acorah is a massive cunt. Eddie...... Are you there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eddie...... Are you there ? Quince, it's me... Frank. The midnight hour's upon us and I'm here lying low. Is Mongy dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 31 minutes ago, Frank said: Quince, it's me... Frank. The midnight hour's upon us and I'm here lying low. Is Mongy dead? No but the sheep's back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eddie...... Are you there ? Is MikeD with him? A small medium at large? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is MikeD with him? A small medium at large? That would be one for the sicki "crowbarred shoehorned" thread, baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Frank said: Quince, it's me... Frank. The midnight hour's upon us and I'm here lying low. Is Mongy dead? Frank? Is that you Frank? Are you in the great beyond too? Is Eddie with you? Is it full of stars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Frank said: Quince, it's me... Frank. The midnight hour's upon us and I'm here lying low. Is Mongy dead? You tell me- I thought he'd topped himself. Is he not there, strumming a lyre on sheep back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You tell me- I thought he'd topped himself. Is he not there, strumming a lyre on sheep back? Not strumming a sheep on a lyres' back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Frank? Is that you Frank? Are you in the great beyond too? Is Eddie with you? Is it full of stars? Shhhh. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Is it full of stars? My God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: Shhhh. Idiot. A back talking, smart cunt spirit. Don't they have manners in the afterlife ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 58 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A back talking, smart cunt spirit. Don't they have manners in the afterlife ? They obviously have adult carers there if Frank & Ed are wandering about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: Shhhh. Idiot. Clearly, God is ok with gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Clearly, God is ok with gays. Shut up, Nick Abbot's on the wireless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up, Nick Abbot's on the wireless. He's on your network? What the fuck are you in about, grandad? Change your password. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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