Jiggerycock Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Yes!But would this fall under into the description of an art or a science.I mean, on the one hand, you could use Latin tags or the pithy prose of a Chaucer ('Enshrine these Qyntes in hogges tord!') or a Shakespeare ('Prithee then, what men are these, whose balls hang twixt parentheses?') as a descriptive base for the subject's cuntyness (or is it cuntishness? See, these things are important and need to be established by the Examining Committee as a matter of urgency)But on the other hand we may try and assign numerical or spectral values (Infra red to ultra violet) in an attempt to separate the middle of the road cuntyness / cuntishness of a duff weather forecast (for example) that leaves you cold and pissed off, when you were expecting it to be cracking-the-flagstones hot, from the more complex and concentrated clitorisness of a Kanye West.It's a tricky one isn't it? Don't come to me for easy answers - I'll just go off on another 'stream of consciousness' pompous verbosity. Edited September 1, 2015 by Jiggerycock Not prtentious enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 This is all well and good, but a cunts a cunt. No more, no less. Just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 He likes fishsticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 He likes fishsticksThose are fishy flaps, gyps.... The fish sticks are his fingers after he removes them from prof....err....Kim's fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 He likes fishsticksmust be a gay fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 On 9/1/2015 at 12:49 PM, luke swarm said: Cuntaciousness..mm an interesting phrase that I will try and use in the near future. It is a pity that no one has done any real and meaningful work on the degree of Cunt a person can be.....this certainly would draw funding from me if I was a government minister.....If fact the whole area of Cunt Studies is woefully neglected in this country where we are falling behind many countries as regards research into this vital field of Cunt Quantification, causes of Cuntism and the safe containment of Acknowledged cunts. Just another symptom of this once great countries slide into irrelevance. The only institution which takes any interest in the subject as far as I am aware is the fine University Of Wolverhampton, which is obviously doing a large scale experiment into Cunts in this fair City by giving them places on Courses that have little or no value. Then releasing them back into their natural environment to study the test subjects. The findings have yet to be published but early indicators are that Cuntism has no known cure I'm sorry to say. brilliant,i wonder what jobs they would go for after graduating with honours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 On 8/31/2015 at 2:39 PM, Neil said: This says all you need to know about this cuntard! Try not to laugh too loud. A 'cuntard' indeed. Being a proud Briton, however, it's gratifying to see our rock stars taking things to a new level when it comes to picking on innocent photographers simply trying to earn a living. Has there ever been such a gargantuan wonker throughout the annals of time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Remember it well,the way the cunt yells "did you touch my motor" defines him as big a cunt as the fucking slag he got mixed up with, Denise Van outen.......thank fuck they never had kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 8/31/2015 at 1:23 PM, Alfie Noakes said: Has just announced he will be running for president in 2020. I have searched for any specific nom for him and can't find one so it had to be done. What a delusional fuckwit, his Mrs (Kim Kardashian) is nothing special and has an arse like colliding planets, oh yes and a cunt as well. He likes fish sticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 now he`s upped the bar again & changed his name to ye! you have to hand it to this ill fitting slip on wearing loon, he has reached levels of cuntishness never seen before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 5 hours ago, killemall said: now he`s upped the bar again & changed his name to ye! you have to hand it to this ill fitting slip on wearing loon, he has reached levels of cuntishness never seen before. I couldn't give a flying fuck what this talentless twathead does or says; his brother John does excellent tinned salmon. I'll get me landing net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I couldn't give a flying fuck what this talentless twathead does or says; his brother John does excellent tinned salmon. I'll get me landing net You ever caught crabs, Gyps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: You ever caught crabs, Gyps? Yeah off your beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah off your beard Do you use medicated shampoo on yours to prevent this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I couldn't give a flying fuck what this talentless twathead does or says; his brother John does excellent tinned salmon. I'll get me landing net His dad, Fred, used to do my garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do you use medicated shampoo on yours to prevent this? The enduring question is, out of the pair of you cunts, who's got the bushiest beard? I've always envisioned gyps as a slightly less hairy beast than Chewbacca but with easily enough carpet down south to conceal 8 inches of swinging cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The enduring question is, out of the pair of you cunts, who's got the bushiest beard? I've always envisioned gyps as a slightly less hairy beast than Chewbacca but with easily enough carpet down south to conceal 8 inches of swinging cock Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Just now, Wolfie said: Pen? No. Pen can only muster 5 inches at best and this with the aid of the niche websites he visits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, Queefer said: His dad, Fred, used to do my garden His uncle Adam, played Batman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Meh..kanye will get greased one night by a homie he ruffed up way back..comin back after all these years..rat tat tat tat an that's the way it is Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Meh..kanye will get greased one night by a homie he ruffed up way back..comin back after all these years..rat tat tat tat an that's the way it is Panzbaby I'm brimming with pride for you my little potato brained mick, almost tearful. Keep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm brimming with pride for you my little potato brained mick, almost tearful. Keep up the good work Thanks colin..hows the frog bothering these days..grant money still rolling in..for the moment Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Thanks colin..hows the frog bothering these days..grant money still rolling in..for the moment Panzbaby You've got me bang to rights spudboy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanyeizadumbcunt Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 yeah, he's clearly a dumb cunt, who ALSO HAPPENS TO HAVE mental disabilities. Just because he's slightly retarded, doesn't mean he can't ALSO be a giant cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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