Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 May I be first to congratulate you Mr Manky on meeting all the qualities we are looking for On this Corner......As a relatively new Cunt myself I know what a traumatic time it can be at first, especially off some of the Lags such as Master Stickers who has difficulty expressing himself succinctly......One of the more articulate cunts such as Mr Decimus or Cuntybaws will be along shortly to take a wet bite out of you and to undermine what little confidence you have.May I also take this opportunity to say that you are a snivelling little toe rag who should immediately mix himself a large cocktail of Domestos and Jeyes fluid (and no cheap Lidl substitutes either) settle down, write a note to the relatives who obviously don't want to know you and neck in one go....Cunt A commendable piece of advice for this cunt stain. However, I find it equally, if not more verbose than my initial offering, so you can go fuck yourself too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport Before I offer you a completely unreserved welcome to the corner manky, I would just like to check on which manc football club you support, if any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 A commendable piece of advice for this cunt stain. However, I find it equally, if not more verbose than my initial offering, so you can go fuck yourself too.for a more detailed definition of Verbose, I suggest you look at your most recent Nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport I feel a welcome hasn't been truly given yet. Manky, get a car and do a Brian Harvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 for a more detailed definition of Verbose, I suggest you look at your most recent Nom. I guess it was in the spirit of the nomination, but I take your point.When it comes to what makes amusing comedy, is your primary metric how concise the nomination is? In that case, Neil's recent dissection of the English summertime must have seen you howling like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I guess it was in the spirit of the nomination, but I take your point.When it comes to what makes amusing comedy, is your primary metric how concise the nomination is? In that case, Neil's recent dissection of the English summertime must have seen you howling like a cunt.that was almost an apology.....you getting fucking soft you cunt ,up your fucking game man and stop this immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 (edited) I can't deny, I'm a little disappointed that this wasn't nomming some new game show on telly."Next time you're parked up, and you feel your arsehole gape; think of all the fun you could be having, on supermarket car park rape!" Edited September 2, 2015 by nocti Couldn't resist a catchphrase. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I can't deny, I'm a little disappointed that this wasn't nomming some new game show on telly."Next time you're parked up, and you feel your arsehole gape; think of all the fun you could be having, on supermarket car park rape!"Dale Winton beat you to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Before I offer you a completely unreserved welcome to the corner manky, I would just like to check on which manc football club you support, if any.Scotty, I dont support either Manchester club per se. Originally I was an Oldham fan but over the years I got better. I don't like United cos they bombed oor chippy. , ( or was that the Germans ? ) That rat infested shithole in Trafford needs burning down. That cunt Hughes knocked us out of the FA cupcup in the semis in the 90s. Never forgiven the cunts.I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport Good lad. Oldham are ok in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Dale Winton beat you to it.That sneaky orange cuntwhistle! I'm not one to don the tinfoil hat myself Baws, but some theories online speculate that he might be a treacle jouster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport Why the repeat post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 May I be first to congratulate you Mr Manky on meeting all the qualities we are looking for On this Corner......As a relatively new Cunt myself I know what a traumatic time it can be at first, especially off some of the Lags such as Master Stickers who has difficulty expressing himself succinctly......One of the more articulate cunts such as Mr Decimus or Cuntybaws will be along shortly to take a wet bite out of you and to undermine what little confidence you have.May I also take this opportunity to say that you are a snivelling little toe rag who should immediately mix himself a large cocktail of Domestos and Jeyes fluid (and no cheap Lidl substitutes either) settle down, write a note to the relatives who obviously don't want to know you and neck in one go....Cunt Aw leave him alone he means no harm(classic good cunt bad cunt routine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Domestos and Jeyes fluid. Thats for pussies. I drank 2 pints of London Pride one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Why the repeat post?Perhaps he thinks it will become funny via repetition.Or he has early onset dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Why the repeat post?I would guess it was due to manky being unfamiliar with the utterly abysmal autocorrect system on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Why the repeat post?Unlike some others wildly speculating about how such a thing could happen, I believe in going with the obvious answer, which is he is spectacularly fucking thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Funny you should say that coz I was wondering why the Asian cunt found it necessary to rape the innocent girl. Give that some thought and do let us know what you conclude. Twit.Words are a very powerful tool and , after all , are all we have on here. I'll show you what i mean. Why do you describe the victim as "innocent"? Is there such a thing as a "guilty" victim of rape? Perhaps you mean there are some rape victims who are "asking for it"? You see how i can put words in your mouth? Anyway, i'm so fucking disgusted with the "humour" on this thread i can't be arsed to argue the point. People who think rape is a subject for amusement are just cunts........nothing else to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 People who think rape is a subject for amusement are just cunts........nothing else to say.I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 It's political correctness gone mad. There was a time when you could go out, rape a woman and it was all her own fault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 It's political correctness gone mad. There was a time when you could go out, rape a woman and it was all her own fault...bring back judge pickles, he really was a cunt.Pickles courted debate when he advocated leniency in sexual assault cases, describing women defendants' "clever manipulation", dressing in a way "calculated to invite attention" or even "asking for it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Unlike some others wildly speculating about how such a thing could happen, I believe in going with the obvious answer, which is he is spectacularly fucking thick. Or even,dare I say it,Mr.ProfB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 ......nothing else to say.Can I have that in writing ..... Ooh I already have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 Or even,dare I say it,Mr.ProfB?Oh please, please, please, let there be no offspring in that extraordinarily dense mating! One Brony on the corner is quite enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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