Witheredscrote Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 So there is an outbreak of drug resistant ' Super' gonorrhoea 'Up North' . This is the result of too many cunts dipping their wick and mixing dodgy love weed with toxic fanny batter. Serves thefilthy fornicating cunts right. This just would not happen south of Watford Gap. Changing the subject completely Decimus hasn't been on - line for a few days. Just saying.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 So there is an outbreak of drug resistant ' Super' gonorrhoea 'Up North' . This is the result of too many cunts dipping their wick and mixing dodgy love weed with toxic fanny batter. Serves thefilthy fornicating cunts right. This just would not happen south of Watford Gap. Changing the subject completely Decimus hasn't been on - line for a few days. Just saying....I bet those northern gonorrhoea germs don't wear anything warmer than a t-shirt, even in winter. That's why they're hard as fucking nails. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Fuck off all you southern Jessie cunts. It will be a southern gay boy problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I bet those northern gonorrhoea germs don't wear anything warmer than a t-shirt, even in winter. That's why they're hard as fucking nails. Drinking Tetleys Bitter, not like those shandy-drinking Southern-poof clap, pox and itch germs.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Drinking Tetleys Bitter, not like those shandy-drinking Southern-poof clap, pox and itch germs.!No shandy or Tetleys down here jiggers, southerners can afford proper drinks. And a taxi home afterwards, (not that I usually bother, just slip the copper a few fifties if you get pulled over.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Fuck off all you southern Jessie cunts. It will be a southern gay boy problem. You're all southern Jessie gay boy cunts to me. Nothing personal, that's just the way it is.PS Before anyone starts I don't particularly like haggis or whisky, but a deep-fried Mars Bar washed down with Irn Bru does hit the spot quite nicely. Stereotypes are cunts! No shandy or Tetleys down here jiggers, southerners can afford proper drinks. And a taxi home afterwards, (not that I usually bother, just slip the copper a few fifties if you get pulled over.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 You're all southern Jessie gay boy cunts to me. Nothing personal, that's just the way it is.PS Before anyone starts I don't particularly like haggis or whisky, but a deep-fried Mars Bar washed down with Irn Bru does hit the spot quite nicely. Stereotypes are cunts!I think you'll find those are only twenties, baws. Takes more than that to bribe a copper nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Pfft, Bribing coppers? I just tell them I'm the local MP, and I fuck kids. They just cant do enough to help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Anyway. Is it coincidence that it looks like a set of knackers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Cunts. All of you ssouthern puffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Pfft, Bribing coppers? I just tell them I'm the local MP, and I fuck kids. They just cant do enough to help me.That's appalling. I draw the line at telling them I'm a councillor, and mentioning the local lodge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Anyway. Is it coincidence that it looks like a set of knackers?Well maybe Scotty's bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Cunts. All of you ssouthern puffs99% of you Northerners give the rest a bad name 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 For such a disgusting topic, I'm surprised it wasn't an autobiographical rant from ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 No shandy or Tetleys down here jiggers, southerners can afford proper drinks. And a taxi home afterwards, (not that I usually bother, just slip the copper a few fifties if you get pulled over.) I drank magic alcohol. One minute I'm drunk next minute I'm waking up in somebodies front garden. Didn't need a taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I drank magic alcohol. One minute I'm drunk next minute I'm waking up in somebodies front garden. Didn't need a taxi.How can you be certain you weren't teleported by aliens while you were pissed? Fucking aliens, just like them to try something like that and not let you remember it, the cunts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 How can you be certain you weren't teleported by aliens while you were pissed? Fucking aliens, just like them to try something like that and not let you remember it, the cunts!! I hoped they didn't anal probe me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I hoped they didn't anal probe meThat, I would guess, is the one thing they would have you remember. Aliens are sadistic fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 I drank magic alcohol. One minute I'm drunk next minute I'm waking up in somebodies front garden. Didn't need a taxi.I got woken up by my neighbour mowing his lawn at 8 in the fucking morning. At first I was going to get up and thump him one, but then I thought "fuck it, he'll just have to mow round me." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Super Gonorrhoea - and here I thought Hawkeye was the worst Avenger ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 (edited) Purdey was the worst avenger ever- although I lost half my body weight over her face In the radio times Edited September 20, 2015 by Gurt iPads are shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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