Guest luke swarm Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Just been away for a week and unfortunately had to use these soul destroying, stress inducing, money grabbing, dirty lavatory, cunt infested centres of unavoidable travel necessities.They are designed to destroy the will and sap any joy connected with the flying experience, the people employed in these cesspits are handpicked cunts of the most bureaucratic mind set who have had special training to eliminate the last vestiges of common sense and proportion.From the inaccessibility of these places to the tedious security, to the directions that contradict each other, to the duty free which is actually more expensive than the supermarkets, toblerones why are there always toblerones on sale. Then we have the lack of seating unless you want a bite to eat or a drink which is marked up by 30% in the soulless corporate chains that infest these places. And why do they never have a drinking fountain or even a cold water tap anywhere...don't answer that.The only highlight it to sit on one of the seats designed to be uncomfortable and have a spot of light pervage with all the overmadeup flying waitresses walking past...the Chinese ones have no arses at all and the low cost airline ones are definitely rougher and of less pedigree than the Virgin/BA ones.....the males versions are invariably mincers. Its all hurry up and wait, hurry up and wait until you finally get on board the jet and can be transferred to another of these centres of cuntage. What a way to start and finish what is supposed to be a stress relieving mini break. And don't even start me on the airlines themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) You don't like airports then? I gave up flying 20 years ago and never want to fly again. A jumbo jet has close to a million bits that can go wrong. I don't feel safe at airports as thousands of people in one restricted area is a juicy target for any raghead cunt with a bomb or gun. Saying that, the cunt at Glasgow came second best. Anyway airports are staffed by cunts and used by cunts who want to get away from all the cunts at home to swap them for another load of cunts. Let's face it, The Maldives are only Manchester with some extra sun. Edited September 20, 2015 by Manky Cuntish grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 The Maldives are only Manchester with some extra sun.Yes, but it's only 100 Rufiyaa for a blowjob on the back streets of Rasdhoo, and you don't have to worry about any of those bothersome teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Yes, but it's only 100 Rufiyaa for a blowjob on the back streets of Rasdhoo, and you don't have to worry about any of those bothersome teeth.Are the maldives getting reclaimed by the sea? Or is that the Seychelles or Sentinel Islands. Either way II'm not fucking going there. I will leave holidaying to all the cunts who travel miles for piss poor lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Are the maldives getting reclaimed by the sea? Or is that the Seychelles or Sentinel Islands. Either way II'm not fucking going there. I will leave holidaying to all the cunts who travel miles for piss poor lager. and i thought jim royle was fictional 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 and i thought jim royle was fictional He lives in the posh part, near where Dangermouse was made. On my side of town we may not have a lot but we are cultured. I live near where Shameless was made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 You don't like airports then? I gave up flying 20 years ago and never want to fly again. A jumbo jet has close to a million bits that can go wrong. I don't feel safe at airports as thousands of people in one restricted area is a juicy target for any raghead cunt with a bomb or gun. Saying that, the cunt at Glasgow came second best. Anyway airports are staffed by cunts and used by cunts who want to get away from all the cunts at home to swap them for another load of cunts. Let's face it, The Maldives are only Manchester with some extra sun.I surmised that you did not use airports Manky, did you holiday in Norfolk again this year? You really must broaden your horizons, going to Norfolk to bait the poor web footed indigenous aborigines is neither big or clever, have you considered a tour to the potteries around Stoke, its lovely round there all year round, although the cuisine is limited to the local diet of halal chicken and meat on a stick, mmm good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) I have been all over Northern Europe but there were too many foreigners abroad. Been to all the corners of the UK and too many strange fuckers. I have seen attack ships burn on the shoulders of Orion but now my tag means them cunts in blue give me a proper wellying each time I try going anywhere now. Cunts Edited September 20, 2015 by Manky Cunt grammat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I hate airports and planes. And filthy forriners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I had to take my sandals off and put them through the x-ray machine. When I asked the woman on it what she expected to find in shoes that are basically half an inch thick she said "You'd be surprised". Even though the bugger before me was wearing a pair of huge fuck off walking boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Air travel is most often a necessary evil. Being subjected to the utter fuckwittery of security searches, being told your toiletry kit can't be allowed on the plane, your bottle of after shave could be made into an explosive device, etc... Fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I just remind myself that at least i'll be out of this fucking place for a while. That helps the outward journey, coming back is when I'd happily go on a fucking killing spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I have been all over Northern Europe but there were too many foreigners abroad. Been to all the corners of the UK and too many strange fuckers. I have seen attack ships burn on the shoulders of Orion but now my tag means them cunts in blue give me a proper wellying each time I try going anywhere now. CuntsThe first decent nomination on here for nearly 2 weeks, by someone who genuinely possesses a semblance of wit and humour. But lo and behold, it's already been bought back round to foreigners and military fucking memoirs. Fucks sake.What the fuck is going on here? It's like a scrap-heap of second-rate cunts! The standard has dropped considerably since I joined about 6 months ago. ProfB running rampant, in desperate need of mandatory euthanasia. Established members posting under new pen names and bizzare pseudonyms. Jacko's throw in the towel, Decimus has gone fucking AWOL, and Fatty can best be described as a part-timer.Indeed, not all the old guard are all they've cracked up to be. Some cunt called applescruff has been welcomed back into the fold like a returning war hero, only to disappoint all expectations by babbling on about Shef Wed and cricket.Look at the current 'top contributing' members; Manky, a racist, homophobic cunt. Witheredscrote, a racist, homophobic cunt. Degenrategambler, a racist, homophobic cunt. Judge, a tedious, homophobic, fat cunt. A few good eggs are holding the fort, but it seems like the halcyon days are behind us.Everyone else left on here, kill yourself immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 ...it seems like the halcyon days are behind us.You missed the classics of the Cuntwad era, like "My Cat". Believe me, in comparison this is a fucking golden age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 The first decent nomination on here for nearly 2 weeks, by sowith s of the UKmeone who genuinely possesses a semblance of wit and humour. But lo and behold, it's already been bought back round to foreigners and military fucking memoirs. Fucks sake.What the fuck is going on here? It's like a scrap-heap of second-rate cunts! The standard has dropped considerably since I joined about 6 months ago. ProfB running rampant, in desperate need of mandatory euthanasia. Established members posting under new pen names and bizzare pseudonyms. Jacko's throw in the towel, Decimus has gone fucking AWOL, and Fatty can best be described as a part-timer.Indeed, not all the old guard are all they've cracked up to be. Some cunt called applescruff has been welcomed back into the fold like a returning war hero, only to disappoint all expectations by babbling on about Shef Wed and cricket.Look at the current 'top contributing' members; Manky, a racist, homophobic cunt. Witheredscrote, a racist, homophobic cunt. Degenrategambler, a racist, homophobic cunt. Judge, a tedious, homophobic, fat cunt. A few good eggs are holding the fort, but it seems like the halcyon days are behind us.Everyone else left on here, kill yourself immediately. in my defence, I was as scathing about people from other parts of the UK. Not wanting to do foreign things with foreign people is not racist. I am not homophobic, I don't like the cunts but that is not fear. Maybe you need to update your vocabulary instead of using the tired old clichés. To fill you in further, my days in the forces were all UK based. .My European jaunts were holidays and my passport expired in 1986. So fuck you stickers you cunt. I'll go back to some other site rather than spoil your little anal empire you prejudiced fucker. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 .The standard has dropped considerably since I joined about 6 months ago. Well you said it you thick beer swilling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) What about the rebuilt Birmingham New Street Station? Peaks and troughs. Someone will light the match sooner rather than later. I feel like a foreigner when I visit Kernow. Edited September 22, 2015 by Lady Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 The first decent nomination on here for nearly 2 weeks, by someone who genuinely possesses a semblance of wit and humour. But lo and behold, it's already been bought back round to foreigners and military fucking memoirs. Fucks sake.What the fuck is going on here? It's like a scrap-heap of second-rate cunts! The standard has dropped considerably since I joined about 6 months ago. ProfB running rampant, in desperate need of mandatory euthanasia. Established members posting under new pen names and bizzare pseudonyms. Jacko's throw in the towel, Decimus has gone fucking AWOL, and Fatty can best be described as a part-timer.Indeed, not all the old guard are all they've cracked up to be. Some cunt called applescruff has been welcomed back into the fold like a returning war hero, only to disappoint all expectations by babbling on about Shef Wed and cricket.Look at the current 'top contributing' members; Manky, a racist, homophobic cunt. Witheredscrote, a racist, homophobic cunt. Degenrategambler, a racist, homophobic cunt. Judge, a tedious, homophobic, fat cunt. A few good eggs are holding the fort, but it seems like the halcyon days are behind us.Everyone else left on here, kill yourself immediately. Where the fuck's my mention you fucking cunt? Not even a slight hint towards me; not an "iron", "twat", "wanker" or even "cuntbreed" in sight. Disgraceful.If you were on life support, I'd unplug the cunt and charge my phone you quadrabastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Where the fuck's my mention you fucking cunt? Not even a slight hint towards me; not an "iron", "twat", "wanker" or even "cuntbreed" in sight. Disgraceful.If you were on life support, I'd unplug the cunt and charge my phone you quadrabastard!Sorry Nocti, you dreadful fucking bed pan of a human being. I promise I'll include you in some caustic abuse next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Sorry Nocti, you dreadful fucking bed pan of a human being. I promise I'll include you in some caustic abuse next time.That's the fucking spirit Sticks. Exactly the kind of attitude I expect from a being of such unfathomable cuntitude, that he is on Morrissey's christmas card list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) That's the fucking spirit Sticks. Exactly the kind of attitude I expect from a being of such unfathomable cuntitude, that he is on Morrissey's christmas card list. come along now Nocti....abuse the man by all means but there's no need for that level of hurtful spite. Edited September 22, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 come along now Nocti....abuse the man by all means but there's no need for that level of hurtful spite. Stay off my side you precocious cunt! You've had a mastery of all things cuntular from a very early age - ever since your dad made that fateful decision to blast his ectoplasm up the axe wound, rather than in and around the mouth as per usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Stay off my side you precocious cunt! You've had a mastery of all things cuntular from a very early age - ever since your dad made that fateful decision to blast his ectoplasm up the axe wound, rather than in and around the mouth as per usual.Precocious....how very fucking dare you. the other stuff, fair call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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