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Russian airstrikes in Syria


Guest MikeD

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Just what we need. As if it wasn't complicated enough trying to suss out which band of religious head-bangers are trying to fucking kill each other and blaming each other for everything other we now have Russia bombing and the Yanks are already saying they're not bombing who they say they are.

I'm sick of hearing about the fucking place.

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Guest Alfie Noakes

The Turkish government are attacking anyone that is Kurdish in the excuse of fighting isis. It seems a land grab is going on and Syria will either not exist or be a much smaller place. Just another excuse to sell more arms so they can all throw more ordnance at each other and the West gets richer, Putin just wants his slice of the pie.

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Guest DingTheRioja

Assad will get a shock if he stops the kurds and whoever else is fighting ISIS by bombing them.. when ISIS come and fuck his cute wife with an RPG up her arse....

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Assad will get a shock if he stops the kurds and whoever else is fighting ISIS by bombing them.. when ISIS come and fuck his cute wife with an RPG up her arse....

Assad's wife, now there's a whole different subject.

Dribble, dribble.....

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I knew a family by the name of Assad many years ago, when we lived in the East of Enfield. They owned 2 semi's and knocked them into one and had big fuck off Merc's on the drive. One day, Grandma Assad was walking back from the local shops and fell over. I helped her up and escorted her back home. Her son, the boss of the family, was most grateful. Anyhow, a few years later, my older brother had a liaison with one of his daughters. He wasn't offered the full works, but he said she had a cracking pair of tits, and that's as far as he got. A few weeks later there was a knock at our door, our old man, three parts pissed, answered to find her big brothers having a discreet word in his ear about my brother's conduct. Mr Assad sat in his Merc, keeping a watching brief. Our old man didn't take to kindly to being threatened and told them where to go. Several days later, when leaving the pub, three parts pissed again, he was turned over. His cash cards and LT privilege cards stolen. When we found out we were fuming and wanted to redress the balance. But the old man said leave it, so we reluctantly respected his decision.

In other words, cunts?

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I knew a family by the name of Assad many years ago, when we lived in the East of Enfield. They owned 2 semi's and knocked them into one and had big fuck off Merc's on the drive. One day, Grandma Assad was walking back from the local shops and fell over. I helped her up and escorted her back home. Her son, the boss of the family, was most grateful. Anyhow, a few years later, my older brother had a liaison with one of his daughters. He wasn't offered the full works, but he said she had a cracking pair of tits, and that's as far as he got. A few weeks later there was a knock at our door, our old man, three parts pissed, answered to find her big brothers wanting a discreet word in his ear about my brother's conduct. Mr Assad sat in his Merc, keeping a watching brief. Our old man didn't take kindly to being threatened and told them where to go. Several days later, when leaving the pub, three parts pissed again, he was turned over. His cash cards and LT privilege cards stolen. When we found out we were fuming and wanted to redress the balance. But the old man said leave it, so we reluctantly respected his decision.

good job your brother did not sample the full package.....full scale warfare would have been on the cards.

I bet she got a similar shoeing at home......honour killings and all that malarkey.

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It appears now that the Russians and Americans are 'discussing' targets in Syria.

I'd imagine that would go something like Putin saying 'listen cunts, we'll bomb who the fuck we want' and Obama replying with 'anything you say Vlad, just don't hurt me.'

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I say they should take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

 

I knew a family by the name of Assad many years ago, when we lived in the East of Enfield. They owned 2 semi's and knocked them into one and had big fuck off Merc's on the drive. One day, Grandma Assad was walking back from the local shops and fell over. I helped her up and escorted her back home. Her son, the boss of the family, was most grateful. Anyhow, a few years later, my older brother had a liaison with one of his daughters. He wasn't offered the full works, but he said she had a cracking pair of tits, and that's as far as he got. A few weeks later there was a knock at our door, our old man, three parts pissed, answered to find her big brothers wanting a discreet word in his ear about my brother's conduct. Mr Assad sat in his Merc, keeping a watching brief. Our old man didn't take kindly to being threatened and told them where to go. Several days later, when leaving the pub, three parts pissed again, he was turned over. His cash cards and LT privilege cards stolen. When we found out we were fuming and wanted to redress the balance. But the old man said leave it, so we reluctantly respected his decision.

Sounds like pikeys to me.

 

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I say they should take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

 

Sounds like pikeys to me.

 

When in doubt, blame the pikeys. They probably fucking did it anyway.

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Guest deebom

Could this possibly be the kickoff for WWIII proper? Putin supports Assad, we don't. It's only a matter of time.

All these cunts are told what to do by the same people, so anything could happen.

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Could this possibly be the kickoff for WWIII proper? Putin supports Assad, we don't. It's only a matter of time.

All these cunts are told what to do by the same people, so anything could happen.

Will Dave get stuck in?

What armed forces have we got left, the home guard and a few biplanes?

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Guest Snatch

The good old Americans again. The want to out Assad but now they want his support in this ISIS matter. They hate Putin but now they want his support on his ISIS matter.

Then they go onto slag them off.

Everyone should go home and let America fight it out in their own. Oh hang on,they can't can they the useless cunts.

Heres a couple of things to mull over if it's at all true.

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The only thing you need to know about all of these Islamic terrorist groups is none of them say a fucking peep about Israel...

fucking quote thingy.

and you can pack that shit in right now.....we'll only have that cunt Manila back, with its all Israel's fault and its a conspiracy nonsense.......is that what you want cos that's what'll  happen. 

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fucking quote thingy.

and you can pack that shit in right now.....we'll only have that cunt Manila back, with its all Israel's fault and its a conspiracy nonsense.......is that what you want cos that's what'll  happen. 

No conspiracy, just an observation. I remember when the PLO were hijacking planes and shit during the 80s, various other Islamic groups were getting up to other 'terrorist' stuff here and there, all in the name of Palestine. Al Queda never mentioned the Palestinians, Boko Harem dont, ISIS and all of the other little branches don't, despite being right on Israels doorstep.

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For fucks sake Eddie I first read that one on an obscure French ex-pat forum 8 months ago. Up your game , get a grip , stop playing with your nuts & bolts you sad homo.

I did think it was a poor attempt at humour, Do you ever think what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

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