Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Fucking hell, Bill Bailey's let himself go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 His name sounds like "Want wee wee" when I was drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Modern art in itself is worth a nom, but I can't be arsed. This wee wee cunt left a load of seed on the floor and was lauded as a genius. I'd call him a messy cunt who needs a damn good thrashing to stop him dropping his fucking shit everywhere. Then you've got that other cunt with the unmade bed. Jesus Christ, I should have photographed my teenage era bed for posterity. Sheets so stiff with bodily fluids that they lost all ability to fold, a pillow encrusted with hair grease that you could see your reflection in, and a wank sock stuffed under the mattress that was so full of DNA it was alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 This wee wee cunt left a load of seed on the floor and was lauded as a genius. I'd call him a messy cunt who needs a damn good thrashing...I was going to drop a reference about Dorothy Parker's parrot into the nomination, but I thought it might be too obscure. I've underestimated my audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Modern art in itself is worth a nom, but I can't be arsed. This wee wee cunt left a load of seed on the floor and was lauded as a genius. I'd call him a messy cunt who needs a damn good thrashing to stop him dropping his fucking shit everywhere. Then you've got that other cunt with the unmade bed. Jesus Christ, I should have photographed my teenage era bed for posterity. Sheets so stiff with bodily fluids that they lost all ability to fold, a pillow encrusted with hair grease that you could see your reflection in, and a wank sock stuffed under the mattress that was so full of DNA it was alive.I bet the ladies still loved it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 I bet the ladies still loved it thoughOne walked in once by mistake, trying to find my elder brothers room. She started to scream at my contorted form, as I tried unsuccessfully to get the tip of my cock into my mouth whilst fisting my ring piece with a studded leather glove. Luckily, the smell of my unwashed perineum felled her instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Ai weiwei pet man woman man. is this some Geordie bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 One walked in once by mistake, trying to find my elder brothers room. She started to scream at my contorted form, as I tried unsuccessfully to get the tip of my cock into my mouth whilst fisting my ring piece with a studded leather glove. Luckily, the smell of my unwashed perineum felled her instantly.Was the lady in question your sister or your cousin. Not that it really matters in Norfolk though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 One walked in once by mistake, trying to find my elder brothers room. She started to scream at my contorted form, as I tried unsuccessfully to get the tip of my cock into my mouth whilst fisting my ring piece with a studded leather glove. Luckily, the smell of my unwashed perineum felled her instantly.Have you been a brownie pack leader for very long Decimus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Was the lady in question your sister or your cousin. Not that it really matters in Norfolk though.She was an out of towner. No haemophillia to speak of, ten fingers, no facial hair, and a full set of chromosomes. What's known as a "catch" round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 One walked in once by mistake, trying to find my elder brothers room. She started to scream at my contorted form, as I tried unsuccessfully to get the tip of my cock into my mouth whilst fisting my ring piece with a studded leather glove. Luckily, the smell of my unwashed perineum felled her instantly.You filthy bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 18, 2015 Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 One walked in once by mistake, trying to find my elder brothers room. She started to scream at my contorted form, as I tried unsuccessfully to get the tip of my cock into my mouth whilst fisting my ring piece with a studded leather glove. Luckily, the smell of my unwashed perineum felled her instantly.You must have given yourself piles with that glove! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 18, 2015 Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 I was going to drop a reference about Dorothy Parker's parrot into the nomination, but I thought it might be too obscure. I've underestimated my audience.Is that something to do with her minge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 18, 2015 Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 Is that something to do with her minge?He was called Onan because he spilled his seed upon the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2015 Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 Dorothy Parker was a particularly succulent piece of crackling. I wish I'd been the host that gave her one more martini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 Dorothy Parker was a particularly succulent piece of crackling. I wish I'd been the host that gave her one more martini."I'm too fucking busy - or vice versa." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2015 Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 "I'm too fucking busy - or vice versa."I wouldn't mind getting stuck in to her vicious circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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