Rick_B Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 This has been known for years. Back in the 30s Drs in Germany were putting this forward. That's why Hitler turned vegetarian.I don't know about the Hitler thing, but you are right. Red meat and processed meat in particular have been suspected carcinogens for ages. In the case of processed food nitrites are most likely to be the problem because they can form highly carcinogenic nitrosamines in the presence of amines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Their favourite quote is "research shows".So they say. That could mean fucking anything and we've no way of disproving it.Fuck them. Where's that frying pan? You can quote me on this mike , if we're still alive in about 50 years time. "Smoking and drinking have turned out to be beneficial. The perceived health risks are outweighed by the lower stress levels of smokers and drinkers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You forgot the margerine fiasco... neatly swept under the carpet....They wouldn't fucking dare!!!!Shhh... this is simply a ploy to make sure there are no backsliders over there... leaves all the more bacon for us sensible people...German scientists also proved that the Aryan race was superior to everyone else... just saying...When I worked for the health service, I had the full report from the Lancet (iirc) proving that 1 to 2 glasses of red wine every day improved your health massively, and that the negatives were minor enough to enable you to simply eat an extra portion of fruit & veg to counterbalance it, tomatoes being the veg of preference for some reason...Wish I'd kept it...These multi-response listings of yours create a null and void. With respect, you come across like a wet fish... with a tick. Lyme disease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You can quote me on this mike , if we're still alive in about 50 years time. "Smoking and drinking have turned out to be beneficial. The perceived health risks are outweighed by the lower stress levels of smokers and drinkers." Fifty years? Be a lot sooner than that if there's money in it for some cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 What's their stance on Victoria sponge?Nice lady. Bit jammy but nice lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Anyone want to chip in towards some bacon sandwiches for Frank? Hopefully this research will turn out to be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 These multi-response listings of yours create a null and void. With respect, you come across like a wet fish... with a tick. Lyme disease?That is not correct English.You come like a wet fish.Nervous twitch?Please add some quick lime on top of the Value Cornflakes you have for breakfast, lunch, dinner and munchies....it's better for you than sugar, the WHO says so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 ....it's better for you than sugar, the WHO says so....Since when has Roger Daltery been interested in the health and welfare of the general population? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Bacon does not cause cancer. I've been eating bacon for nearly 40 years and I am cancer free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Bacon does not cause cancer. I've been eating bacon for nearly 40 years and I am cancer free.oh yes it does,I've been eating bacon for 50 years and I have cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 oh yes it does,I've been eating bacon for 50 years and I have cancerYou've been peeking in windows and wanking furiously for just as long, but you're not blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I was wondering if it's only people that shove sausages up their arses that get bowel cancer? I've never shoved a sausage up my arse and I haven't got it. There's some good advise there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I was wondering if it's only people that shove sausages up their arses that get bowel cancer? I've never shoved a sausage up my arse and I haven't got it. There's some good advise there somewhere.Is there a doctor in the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is there a doctor in the house?No need, just ask Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 No need, just ask Frank.He could doubtless fit lots of things up his arse, after he's taken his head out of it to make room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 You've been peeking in windows and wanking furiously for just as long, but you're not blind.40 years granted,so get this you lot,cheese,lager,sunny holidays,driving,gardening,sports,working,sleeping,cycling,moaning,smiling and shitting all give you cancer......BEWARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Apparently the more moles you have on your arm the bigger the chance of getting cancer.For fucks sake. Years ago coffee was bad for you,then it was god for you and now it's probably both good and bad for you.And to think these cunts get paid thousands for their so called research.I have a couple of moles in my garden. What are my chances Dr Snatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I have a couple of moles in my garden. What are my chances Dr Snatch?Are you a lass? The wording of your post is quite suggestive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I have a couple of moles in my garden. What are my chances Dr Snatch?Your chances are very good.I suggest concreting it over and painting it green. Thereby the moles will fuck off elsewhere and also doing away with gardening,giving you more time to do something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 The traincrews at Holyhead used to call traincrews from Crewe "Bacon-faced Crewe Bastards". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I have a couple of moles in my garden. What are my chances Dr Snatch?If they become darker, asymmetrical and have irregular edges see your doctor. Or possibly your vet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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