Jiggerycock Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 50 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Some things are best left unearthed, such as that trumpeting shite. Some other things should have been placed in the earth a long time ago. Do you see where this is going? I think so it's a reworking of Ernest Hemmingway isn't it, except with all the good bits removed and the English language getting its arse kicked? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: it's a reworking of Ernest Hemingway isn't it, except with all the good bits removed and the English language getting its arse kicked? I'm currently working my way through a stack of Hemingway mojitos - and on a fucking school night! Flinty, RIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 On 4 November 2015 at 10:57:15, Mrs Roops said: I know it's wrong, but I've just seen vile Kyle showboating sections of the Great British underclass who seem to have too much time on their hands and so blow out of proportion the nuances of their car-crash lives whilst ignoring the bigger picture. The best part is the audience, mainly lower middle-class types, smirking away with smug disdain. One day I'll cave in to one of my friends who keeps on badgering me to go to one of the shows with her. The audience don't look remotely that high up the social scale. It's real cringe making stuff. I've seen bits of it a few times but won't watch it by choice. The man is ghastly, looks a bit of a cokehead to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 There's no way the audience is remotely middle class. They all like they've been headhunted from the local pound shop. Fucking dregs the lot of them. Mind you, to Roops who buys her stuff from the 99p shop I guess they would be middle class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mind you, to Roops who buys her stuff from the 99p shop I guess they would be middle class. Wot, moi? 99p shops are haute couture for a poor girl from the valleys. I save up for the jumble sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Wot, moi? 99p shops are haute couture for a poor girl from the valleys. I save up for the jumble sales. Have you ever caught Frank prancing around near the fitting rooms in women's knickers and bras? I heard he's quite fond of doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 On 04/11/2015 18:20:16, Cuntybaws said: Indeed. You can't beat a Shropshire Lad! Half a pool cue should do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Wot, moi? 99p shops are haute couture for a poor girl from the valleys. I save up for the jumble sales. Pontsticill is very posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Pontsticill is very posh. Is that posh for The Clap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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