Guest MikeD Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Fucking hate this at the best of times but it's worse coming up to Christmas.Every fucking thing you hear. Family Christmas, family time, spending time with the family, politicians speaking about hard working families, he's a family man.Fuck off, take your clichéd fucking family bollocks and stick it up your fucking arse.My family are cunts by the way, that might have something to do with it.I like Family Guy though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 come to Norfolk. We're one big family here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 come to Norfolk. We're one big family here.I'm in north-east Scotland, you can't learn me anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I have hardly any family so it is all academic to me. Equally as bad as putting up with your own family is putting up with someone else's family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I'm blessed. My parents were a petri dish and Georges Marvellous Medicine so I have no 'family' as such, just stuff that slithers down walls and that pigs snuffle around for. They love me because I made it out of the primordial 'ooze' to spout shite on an arsehole fucking cunt website no bugger reads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I think I'll go into hiding .... Or hibernation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm blessed. My parents were a petri dish and Georges Marvellous Medicine so I have no 'family' as such, just stuff that slithers down walls and that pigs snuffle around for. They love me because I made it out of the primordial 'ooze' to spout shite on an arsehole fucking cunt website no bugger reads. I read it you cunt my "family stuff" also slithers down the walls. I'll primordial ooze in youre face. Or is that faece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Ever noticed that every poxy Christmas ad has snow in it? As far as I remember the last time it snowed on Xmas day in this country was about 1970 and I should know, I slipped over in it and fucked my new dress up and hurt my knee. Mummy had the right hump. Anyway, why are the ad people so fucking obsessed with snow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 I've just removed a few posts. Once a couple of punters go head-to-head trying to out do each in suggestions involving parents and siblings, then it will only end in melt-downs and tears. Calm down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 40 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I've just removed a few posts. Once a couple of punters go head-to-head trying to out do each in suggestions involving parents and siblings, then it will only end in melt-downs and tears. Calm down! I'm just hoping to clarify here, but were these posts the "your mum's a slag, and I shagged your sis up the wrong un" type posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Is it a full moon or have some of our group been at the catnip? It's all very personal - scaring the horses something rotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 9 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I think I'll go into hiding .... Or hibernation. PLEASE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ever noticed that every poxy Christmas ad has snow in it? As far as I remember the last time it snowed on Xmas day in this country was about 1970 and I should know, I slipped over in it and fucked my new dress up and hurt my knee. Mummy had the right hump. Anyway, why are the ad people so fucking obsessed with snow? You were lucky ,it was real snow then. Did you know that the ad people use the detritus from Frank's groin area to create the snow scenes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I've just removed a few posts. Once a couple of punters go head-to-head trying to out do each in suggestions involving parents and siblings, then it will only end in melt-downs and tears. Calm down! Everything seems to end in a melt-down nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 22 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You were lucky ,it was real snow then. Did you know that the ad people use the detritus from Frank's groin area to create the snow scenes Fromage de bête as the locals call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 I had an argument with Mrs Manky yesterday. Then while I was at work we got burgled. They left the telly, left the computer and all the other stuff. All they took was Mrs Manky and all her clothes. Strange that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 24 minutes ago, Manky said: I had an argument with Mrs Manky yesterday. No doubt in true Mancunian style you knocked her around the house a bit, put Wonderwall on really loud, and did a few lines of speed during the confrontation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 1 hour ago, bill_stickers said: No doubt in true Mancunian style you knocked her around the house a bit, put Wonderwall on really loud, and did a few lines of speed during the confrontation. Were you watching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 4 hours ago, Manky said: Were you watching? videoing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 18 hours ago, Gurt said: It's well known that children with downs project inappropriate sexual feelings towards their parents, you simpering mong girl-friend that explains several items, respectively: Your oxygen-deprived-at-birth r't'd milksop chat Your (as I picture) cow-stupid downsy eyeballs Your determination to pound not only your mothers, but also your fathers asshole. ....but there's no mention at all about you pounding your sisters................asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Girlfriend? I assume you are talking about your mrs?... It certainly sounds like you are describing the sort of mentally deficient, crash helmet wearing veg that would be involved with a dribbling spastic like yourself. I hope the government take away your disability allowance and you lose your typing straw, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Don't knock it till you've tried it - they don't know what they're doing! Sexy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 On 11 November 2015 at 09:29:18, Manky said: I had an argument with Mrs Manky yesterday. Then while I was at work we got burgled. They left the telly, left the computer and all the other stuff. All they took was Mrs Manky and all her clothes. Strange that. Did they leave a card...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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