Neil Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 My daughter is offloading her Polo 05 plate,90k 11 months MOT,Loverly little motor,she contacted them just to see how near the book price of £1100 they'd get. £75 Fucking quid was the offer.cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 hours ago, neil298 said: My daughter is offloading her Polo 05 plate,90k 11 months MOT,Loverly little motor,she contacted them just to see how near the book price of £1100 they'd get. £75 Fucking quid was the offer.cunts! They are a bunch of mickey taking excuses for ligitimate car theives, they know people are desperate for a quick sale and they play on it. I hope they go the way of yes car credit who were a hideous bunch of shysters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Bear Grylls is one of the owners... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I gave them a go, and they undervalued my car by 2 grand. I told them to fuck off, the crooked cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 46 minutes ago, neil298 said: My daughter is offloading her Polo 05 plate,90k 11 months MOT,Loverly little motor,she contacted them just to see how near the book price of £1100 they'd get. £75 Fucking quid was the offer.cunts! I'd wager it suffered excessive depreciation on account of the back seats being absolutely caked in spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Sorry but it is the people who use such a service who are a cunt Noakes. We Buy Any Car are offering £75 for Neil's daughter's Polo. Some random bloke has agreed to pay £1,100 for Neil's daughters brown polo (not a euphemism), but it probably took a couple of days at least to that price. If you need the money really quick, you can probably flog it on Facebook/Ebay/Gumtree within 24 hours for £500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: If you need the money really quick, you can probably flog it on Facebook/Ebay/Gumtree within 24 hours for £500. The postage would be too expensive you daft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 She's not that desperate,it was done for no reason other than giving me a reason to despise yet another group of low-life cunts,much like this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 5 minutes ago, Manky said: The postage would be too expensive you daft cunt You must love buying a new car Manky, seeing as you live out of one by the side of the M60. Shopping for 1998 Volvo estates in Salford on auto trader must be the same experience normal people get when viewing a tumble-down 6 bedroom project house in the countryside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 18 minutes ago, deebom said: Bear Grylls is one of the owners... And he's about as genuine as the bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You must love buying a new car Manky, seeing as you live out of one by the side of the M60. Shopping for 1998 Volvo estates in Salford on auto trader must be the same experience normal people get when viewing a tumble-down 6 bedroom project house in the countryside. I don't do cars, I am a cyclist, remember. Or had I not mentioned it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, Manky said: I don't do cars, I am a cyclist, remember. Or had I not mentioned it? I never said you drive a car Manky. I just said that you live out of one, storing your white cider in the boot, your meager possessions on the back seats, while defiling and occasionally killing local prostitutes in the passenger seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd wager it suffered excessive depreciation on account of the back seats being absolutely caked in spunk. I imagine the back of your throat being similarly caked in spunk QC, with some of the really old stuff hanging like stalactites from the roof of your mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, neil298 said: My daughter is offloading her Polo 05 plate,90k 11 months MOT,Loverly little motor,she contacted them just to see how near the book price of £1100 they'd get. £75 Fucking quid was the offer.cunts! Tell you what Nell, give me the address and I'll ask a couple of my brothers to go and give it a once over. I'm sure they'll make an offer she can't refuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 27 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I never said you drive a car Manky. I just said that you live out of one, storing your white cider in the boot, your meager possessions on the back seats, while defiling and occasionally killing local prostitutes in the passenger seat. It sounds like a pretty fucking idyllic existence to me. Fucking snob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell you what Nell, give me the address and I'll ask a couple of my brothers to go and give it a once over. I'm sure they'll make an offer she can't refuse. Or a car she then can't find? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I never said you drive a car Manky. I just said that you live out of one, storing your white cider in the boot, your meager possessions on the back seats, while defiling and occasionally killing local prostitutes in the passenger seat. I would laugh at you but then I realised I should pity you instead. Take note people, this angry old man could be you if you don't open your heart to Jesus. Lets all pray for the daft old cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Or a car she then can't find? Oooh Mikey! Tut tut tut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 14 minutes ago, Ape said: I imagine the back of your throat being similarly caked in spunk QC, with some of the really old stuff hanging like stalactites from the roof of your mouth. Ape, you've one very very gay imagination. What else do you imagine, frottering yourself off under your spunky newspapers in your skip? Stickers sticking you?The Proph M arse-barfing your own seed back into your eager nostrils ? Fucking any Cunts guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Oooh Mikey! Tut tut tut! You know I'm only joking. *whispers "thieving fuckers" * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell you what Nell, give me the address and I'll ask a couple of my brothers to go and give it a once over. I'm sure they'll make an offer she can't refuse. By "Brothers" do you mean black panthers, or just other lezzers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ape, you've one very very gay imagination. What else do you imagine, frottering yourself off under your spunky newspapers in your skip? Stickers sticking you?The Proph M arse-barfing your own seed back into your eager nostrils ? Fucking any Cunts guess. I'd say your imaginations are a perfect match for each other. Why don't you both get on Grindr, meet up, and go to imagination land together, armed with butt-plugs, dildos and a cage of small rodents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 It's all gone a bit Elton tonight, hasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oooh Mikey! Tut tut tut! Gypps had me round once, gave me a cup of tea and a slice of marzipan cake. "This tastes gorgeous," I said. "Is it Stöllen?" "Of course it fucking is," she replied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Gypps had me round once, gave me a cup of tea and a slice of marzipan cake. "This tastes gorgeous," I said. "Is it Stöllen?" "Of course it fucking is," she replied. Scotters, does this story end with you waking up a day later, stark bollock naked in a Travelodge bath tub, minus a kidney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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