Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I just had to visit the loo .. would like to say more but I would be accused of giving too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Did you name your creature Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Good nom actually. i must say, given the fucking cunts that use that term, it usually equates to .... actually fucking can't be bothered even finishing this shit I'm off to bed lets "touch base" tomorrow . Shite like that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 When a telephone bank clerk thinks you're trying to rob somebody else's account they say you are giving them "too much information" and cut you off. The cheeky cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: When a telephone bank clerk thinks you're trying to rob somebody else's account they say you are giving them "too much information" and cut you off. The cheeky cunts. I wondered where that £50 went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 47 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I wondered where that £50 went... It was spent on white lightning and back waxing kits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Salient information is all that is needed. For example, "my fucking arse dropped out" or "I barfed like a pregnant bison" is enough for the more astute of us to colour in the rest of the picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Rosebud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 3 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I wondered where that £50 went... That wasn't me Ding. I would have emptied the fucking lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Just now, nobgobbler said: That wasn't me Ding. I would have emptied the fucking lot! At 50 quid you probably would have, and left the poor cunt with overdraft charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was spent on white lightning and back waxing kits Actually it was wine and pringles. You can't buy class you heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Actually it was wine and pringles. You can't buy class you heathen. Dirty fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was spent on white lightning and back waxing kits Actually it was wine and pringles. You can't buy class you heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 hours ago, Frank. said: Dirty fucking whore. Whats up Frank, have you broken the spring on your wind up tommy tug boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 22 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Whats up Frank, have you broken the spring on your wind up tommy tug boat? Frank? Boat? Tug? Suddenly it's all becoming clear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 39 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Whats up Frank, have you broken the spring on your wind up tommy tug boat? I don't know what's wrong with him, Gobbie. A few months ago he would have repeatedly face fucked you until you were spitting out teeth and blowing his lice infested pubes out of your nose. He's either finally in the tertiary phase of syphilis and losing his mind, or he's finally stopped pretending to like women and embraced his inner Elton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know what's wrong with him, Gobbie. A few months ago he would have repeatedly face fucked you until you were spitting out teeth and blowing his lice infested pubes out of your nose. He's either finally in the tertiary phase of syphilis and losing his mind, or he's finally stopped pretending to like women and embraced his inner Elton. Hopefully the cunt is dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: That wasn't me Ding. I would have emptied the fucking lot! 5 hours ago, nocti said: At 50 quid you probably would have, and left the poor cunt with overdraft charges. 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Actually it was wine and pringles. You can't buy class you heathen. No, but I can buy you for £50 PLUS wine and Pringles... (do I need the £50 though.. that's the question...) 3 hours ago, Frank. said: Dirty fucking whore. Frank... I am but hoping.... 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know what's wrong with him, Gobbie. A few months ago he would have repeatedly face fucked you until you were spitting out teeth and blowing his lice infested pubes out of your nose. He's either finally in the tertiary phase of syphilis and losing his mind, or he's finally stopped pretending to like women and embraced his inner Elton. 34 minutes ago, Ape said: Hopefully the cunt is dying. Who? Frank or Elton? Nevermind, I think I know the answer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Whats up Frank, have you broken the spring on your wind up tommy tug boat? I'm itching for a nuts-in face fuck, gobbie. I'm game for giving your hairy a dusting down too if you can fit me in between punters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I don't know what's wrong with him, Gobbie. A few months ago he would have repeatedly face fucked you until you were spitting out teeth and blowing his lice infested pubes out of your nose. He's either finally in the tertiary phase of syphilis and losing his mind, or he's finally stopped pretending to like women and embraced his inner Elton. Something odd has happened, decs. It goes against every fibre of my being, but I just can't find it in me to say a bad word about you. I could go as far to say that you are a decent, well balanced, likeable fellow. CBT worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Actually it was wine and pringles. You can't buy class you heathen. Tonic wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 46 minutes ago, Frank. said: CBT worked for me. I always thought that a set of crocodile clips attached to your withered scrotum, followed by a hard kick to your bollocks would mellow you out... Or did you mean cognitive behavioural therapy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Whoever gave MikeD and Wizardsleeve the URL for this site gave them far too much fucking information. Perhaps someone could provide them with too much information on a few different foolproof ways to kill themselves in horrendously painful, but ultimately deadly effective ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 7 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Iron. I'm hoping it's the twilight sleep they gave me for my endoscopy. This all becomes redundant if I start taking to the idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: I always thought that a set of crocodile clips attached to your withered scrotum, followed by a hard kick to your bollocks would mellow you out... Or did you mean cognitive behavioural therapy? Cock Between Tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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