colonelkurtz Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 .....of hosting the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special for health reasons ... so it's not all bad news today . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 ...... Of his Missus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 ......Of Elton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: ......Of Elton? I kind of wish I hadn't conjured up that image now. *bangs head with hand* "GET OUT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 But who will take over. I don't watch it but I am sure there are bigger cunts than him around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Kurtz, couldn't you have said that he'd quit, not pulled out? It's conjuring all sorts of disturbing mental imagery that I'd rather not deal with right now. The shrivelled up bed-wetting old cunt probably spunks dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Indeed there are certainly much bigger Cunts than this old fossil around. I don't watch it either and never will but TV land has such a wide range of cuntitude to look to for new "talent" .....lets see now, who could fill the megacunt Forsyth's shoes eh. Graham Cunt Norton That Fat Cunt Corden Eamonn Bastard Holmes You see the list is endless......in fact as its the BBC and they would think its a good idea to be inclusive, they could always make Decimus happy and roll out that novacunt Lenny Enry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 13 minutes ago, Manky said: But who will take over. I don't watch it but I am sure there are bigger cunts than him around. how about a pair of squawking shouty shouty wimmin accompanied by some wimpering mincer with a regional accent .... oh , hang on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 5 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: how about a pair of squawking shouty shouty wimmin accompanied by some wimpering mincer with a regional accent .... oh , hang on How about, fuck the programme off and ask Sir Alan Yentob to think up a new televisual delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 15 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: how about a pair of squawking shouty shouty wimmin accompanied by some wimpering mincer with a regional accent .... oh , hang on Don't know about the mincer, but that pair of wimmin.. I would.. bet they'd be good fun together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Shame his fucking dad didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 9 minutes ago, Manky said: How about, fuck the programme off and ask Sir Alan Yentob to think up a new televisual delight. On the bright side Manker....Yentob has resigned as BBC, whatever he was.........got his fingers singed in that kids club charity thing.....you know the one with that fat woman dressed in a colourful tent....Camila batmancunt I think. Cant be bothered to google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 43 minutes ago, Manky said: But who will take over. I don't watch it but I am sure there are bigger cunts than him around. Probably that Davina McCall cunt. Along with the regular two so-called presenters there'll be a trio of jerky trying-to-be-funny face-pulling gobs on sticks on stage all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: On the bright side Manker....Yentob has resigned as BBC, whatever he was.........got his fingers singed in that kids club charity thing.....you know the one with that fat woman dressed in a colourful tent....Camila batmancunt I think. Cant be bothered to google. I had heard, so now the bearded fuckwit can devote his spare time to bumming that disgusting explosion in a paint factory. We should not laugh as no doubt our cultural experience will be degraded not having his colossal talent to show us all what a bunch of unsophisticated philistines we all are. ( the last ones who managed that with me were the Chuckle Brothers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Probably that Davina McCall cunt. Along with the regular two so-called presenters there'll be a trio of jerky trying-to-be-funny face-pulling gobs on sticks on stage all at the same time. I must bow to your greater viewing experience. I have never actually seen it. Quality television programmes stop south of Stockport. We only get "Dancing with Whippets" and "All-Star Last of the Summer Whine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 "All right my love? .....{bivva, bivva, bivva}....Higher!!? Higher?? Nice to see your minge, to see your minge - nice! .......{bivva, bivva, bivva}" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "All right my love? .....{bivva, bivva, bivva}....Higher!!? Higher?? Nice to see your minge, to see your minge - nice! .......{bivva, bivva, bivva}" I must have missed that episode of generation game Jiggers........that Anthea Redfern was a wankfest to a young man in the 70s and no mistake.....wasted on this chinny cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Brucie has never been proven to be involved in any dubious incidents as far as I know. Some cunts in Operation Yewtree are obviously getting fat brown envelopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 9 minutes ago, Manky said: fat brown envelopes. You just can't fucking help yourself, can you Manky? Racist pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: You just can't fucking help yourself, can you Manky? Racist pig. They were black envelopes but they were bought from Michael Jackson's stationery franchise you thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Indeed there are certainly much bigger Cunts than this old fossil around. I don't watch it either and never will but TV land has such a wide range of cuntitude to look to for new "talent" .....lets see now, who could fill the megacunt Forsyth's shoes eh. Graham Cunt Norton That Fat Cunt Corden Eamonn Bastard Holmes You see the list is endless......in fact as its the BBC and they would think its a good idea to be inclusive, they could always make Decimus happy and roll out that novacunt Lenny Enry Clare cunting balding, the bbc's one dyke fits all choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 9 minutes ago, Spatchcock said: Clare cunting balding, the bbc's one dyke fits all choice The dishy, sultry Warwick Davis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The dishy, sultry Warwick Davis Not diverse enough, now if he was a poof as well........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Jo Brand! She'd do a grand job and get the respect that ballroom dancing deserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 5 hours ago, luke swarm said: Indeed there are certainly much bigger Cunts than this old fossil around. I don't watch it either and never will but TV land has such a wide range of cuntitude to look to for new "talent" .....lets see now, who could fill the megacunt Forsyth's shoes eh. Graham Cunt Norton That Fat Cunt Corden Eamonn Bastard Holmes You see the list is endless......in fact as its the BBC and they would think its a good idea to be inclusive, they could always make Decimus happy and roll out that novacunt Lenny Enry Oh, doubtless some narcissistic Ponce will take it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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