Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Star Wars three hundred and fifty seven or however fucking many there have been, has premiered in Los Angeles, where "security was tight, with a giant tent shrouding the red carpet and the plot remains a closely guarded secret." Just go and fuck yourselves, you pompous bastards. "A closely guarded secret". Do you think you've discovered a cure for cancer or something, you bunch of fucking wankers. Another load of big-budget, science fiction fucking wank where a bunch of rich cunts get even fucking richer off the back of it. And those cunts who turn up at fans conventions dressed up as fucking aliens can go and fuck themselves as well. I'd bet the majority of them are on the sex-offenders registers, fucking weirdos. And another thing...... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 May the force be with you, Mike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: May the force be with you, Mike. May the bleach be with you, you fucker! Fuck me, I've joined the "kill yourself" brigade, I've finally plumbed the depths! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: May the bleach be with you, you fucker! Fuck me, I've joined the "kill yourself" brigade, I've finally plumbed the depths! It was only a matter of time. To stand out from the crowd, may I suggest that you start offering a massive overdose in warfarin as an alternative to cleaning products? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It was only a matter of time. To stand out from the crowd, may I suggest that you start offering a massive overdose in warfarin as an alternative to cleaning products? No, I'm not letting it take hold of me. I haven't got a problem, I can take it or leave it, I can easily do without it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: No, I'm not letting it take hold of me. I haven't got a problem, I can take it or leave it, I can easily do without it!! If you change your mind, PM me. I've got an extra convoluted death scenario involving an A4 pad of paper, 12 paperclips and a poster of Peter Andre that you could try out on Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: If you change your mind, PM me. I've got an extra convoluted death scenario involving an A4 pad of paper, 12 paperclips and a poster of Peter Andre that you could try out on Frank. There appears to be one or two of them posted on here. It's subtle but I have noticed them now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I think it's the pomposity with which these thing are invested, that does my noggin in. Like we're really supposed to care about whether the plot gets out or not. I've not seen one damned second of ANY of the Star Wars films, a fact I wear like a gimp-mask at a gang bang. Fuck you Lucas and your overblown, overlong over everywhere culturally omnipresent dung! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I think it's the pomposity with which these thing are invested, that does my noggin in. Like we're really supposed to care about whether the plot gets out or not. I've not seen one damned second of ANY of the Star Wars films, a fact I wear like a gimp-mask at a gang bang. Fuck you Lucas and your overblown, overlong over everywhere culturally omnipresent dung! Same here. Or Star Trek, Dr Who or any of that fucking shite. A load of fucking bollocks for kids and cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 One of my mates is a Trekkie. He only does it for charitable reasons, dressing up like a cunt. The tales he tells me of the cunts who take it seriously are fucking hilarious. Back to Star Wars. I have only ever seen the first one and have no intention of ever watching the others. Never seen any of the Lord of the Rings films either. I used to see a bloke around the pubs in Oldham who was in his 50's who wore a denim jacket with 'Gary Glitter' in studs across the back. I suspect he was a few sandwiches short of a full deck, the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 minute ago, Manky said: One of my mates is a Trekkie. He only does it for charitable reasons, dressing up like a cunt. The tales he tells me of the cunts who take it seriously are fucking hilarious. Back to Star Wars. I have only ever seen the first one and have no intention of ever watching the others. Never seen any of the Lord of the Rings films either. I used to see a bloke around the pubs in Oldham who was in his 50's who wore a denim jacket with 'Gary Glitter' in studs across the back. I suspect he was a few sandwiches short of a full deck, the cunt There may be issues with that nowadays. Maybe he should wear a Jimmy Savile one instead. No, hang on a minute...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 hours ago, MikeD said: Star Wars three hundred and fifty seven or however fucking many there have been, has premiered in Los Angeles, Mrs Baws was using my computer and found a download entitled Stars Wars XXX. "What's this, you fucking pervert?" she demanded. "Believe me, Love", I replied, "I was just as surprised as you when I found out they'd made thirty of them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Same here. Or Star Trek, Dr Who or any of that fucking shite. A load of fucking bollocks for kids and cunts. Says the cunt who apparently watches every fucking second of every fucking episode of every fucking reality/antiques/ghosthunters//trawler/ice-road fucking truckers series ever made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Says the cunt who apparently watches every fucking second of every fucking episode of every fucking reality/antiques/ghosthunters//trawler/ice-road fucking truckers series ever made! A science-fiction fan then are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: A science-fiction fan then are you? Especially if it involves sexy naked space aliens attempting to shag the human race into subjugation. Natasha Henstridge is a cunt, but what a way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Ahriman Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Same here. Or Star Trek, Dr Who or any of that fucking shite. A load of fucking bollocks for kids and cunts. I wouldn't know anything about that shite Mike, I've been too busy binge watching this hot new show that Ratcum recommended to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: I wouldn't know anything about that shite Mike, I've been too busy binge watching this hot new show that Ratcum recommended to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4 Magic! Do we finally have the clip that will make Judge spontaneously combust? I fucking hope so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Immature fucking cum sock of a film,grow up you fantasist twats,I suppose people who get into this sort of gash dress up in medieval costumes at the weekend and play toy fucking soldiers. Get a life cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Magic! Do we finally have the clip that will make Judge spontaneously combust? I fucking hope so! He's lucky that cum isn't flammable. The amount in his stomach makes the three litres found in Marc Almond's guts seem like a light afternoon aperitif. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's lucky that cum isn't flammable. The amount in his stomach makes the three litres found in Marc Almond's guts seem like a light afternoon aperitif. When he does go I imagine it'll be like an explosion in a yoghurt factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 If you really want to irritate the fuck out of the die hard Star Wars fans, remind them they're crawling over each other to see the latest Disney film. Fucking sad cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: When he does go I imagine it'll be like an explosion in a yoghurt factory. I don't mean to get everyones hopes up, but is The Judge dead? It's been a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't mean to get everyones hopes up, but is The Judge dead? It's been a while. The life expectancy for AIDs is good these days, but its not great. I guess all that unprotected cottaging has caught up with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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