Jiggerycock Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 "Patient coming in from an RTA, Bloods are 80/20, SATS are 35%, going is good to firm" "Okay, cross match for some hep cat boogie and pliers. Watch for corollary distillation. On the count of three - ah one, two, ah one two three four! CLEAR!" Casualty is the worst offender but does anyone know what the fuck the shipping forecast is all about? "Lundy, Fastnet, Blackpool Pier. 30 foot Queenie. Tumescent, Falling Slowly", intoned with all the pompous portentousness of a Garth Crooks interview. What a load of cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 To me, meaningless dialogue is, "Honest, I won't come in your mouth..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "Patient coming in from an RTA, Bloods are 80/20, SATS are 35%, going is good to firm" "Okay, cross match for some hep cat boogie and pliers. Watch for corollary distillation. On the count of three - ah one, two, ah one two three four! CLEAR!" Casualty is the worst offender but does anyone know what the fuck the shipping forecast is all about? "Lundy, Fastnet, Blackpool Pier. 30 foot Queenie. Tumescent, Falling Slowly", intoned with all the pompous portentousness of a Garth Crooks interview. What a load of cock! Roger, gooseman- that's a niner. You can be my wingman any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To me, meaningless dialogue is, "Honest, I won't come in your mouth..." I'll wager you swallow regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 Never has a thread's title more accurately surmised its content. Dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Roger, gooseman- that's a niner. You can be my wingman any day. If blood sats were 35% Id be fucking worried considering they should be 97%-100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: "Patient coming in from an RTA, Bloods are 80/20, SATS are 35%, going is good to firm" "Okay, cross match for some hep cat boogie and pliers. Watch for corollary distillation. On the count of three - ah one, two, ah one two three four! CLEAR!" Casualty is the worst offender but does anyone know what the fuck the shipping forecast is all about? "Lundy, Fastnet, Blackpool Pier. 30 foot Queenie. Tumescent, Falling Slowly", intoned with all the pompous portentousness of a Garth Crooks interview. What a load of cock! I'm aufait with the shipping forecast. My uncle listened to it all the time. If wind was moderate backing 3 in Dover and Trafalgar he was well happy. I thought it was because he's hobby was sailing but apparently he was a smuggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm aufait with the shipping forecast. My uncle listened to it all the time. If wind was moderate backing 3 in Dover and Trafalgar he was well happy. I thought it was because he's hobby was sailing but apparently he was a smuggler. A chutney smuggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A chutney smuggler. Dunno what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'll wager you swallow regardless. Fucking hell, I walked into that one like a rank amateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno what that means The Judge is supposedly one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I walked into that one like a rank amateur. I was only the "lucky" one; as ever, the rest of the slavering hyenas were only just zipping down their flys but Quincy was well ahead, bags round his ankles and lubed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 42 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I was only the "lucky" one; as ever, the rest of the slavering hyenas were only just zipping down their flys but Quincy was well ahead, bags round his ankles and lubed up. Oh fuck off Quincy, you're getting far too big for your boots, you fliddy fucking man-child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If blood sats were 35% Id be fucking worried considering they should be 97%-100%. Perhaps that's why they were in Casualty ? On another subject entirely, I'm eating a mini milk ice lolly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 6 minutes ago, JackoTC said: On another subject entirely, I'm eating a mini milk ice lolly. Have you contracted some form of severe spastication since you last visited us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 2 hours ago, JackoTC said: Perhaps that's why they were in Casualty ? On another subject entirely, I'm eating a mini milk ice lolly. Is it a chocolate one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 ProfBs' posts.... Work that fucker out then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Anything Quincy posts. Actually, I thought the nom was about him entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Watching a foreign film with the missus and the television formatting cuts all but the first line of subtitle. You're stuck listening to fuck knows what and my wife is still bawling her fucking eyes out. Daft cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step up the reactor power three... more... points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 And on Wall Street today, the Dow suffered a traumatic head wound when the Matebele Gumbobee took a dive by 30 points leaving it flappy against the resurgent Andalusian Oaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: Anything Quincy posts. Actually, I thought the nom was about him entirely. As usual, you cunts waffle and digress to the point it's impossible to remember the crux of the nom, benzo memory loss aside. So I'm not sure what this "southerncunt" cunt is driving at, or whether it's a compliment or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: As usual, you cunts waffle and digress to the point it's impossible to remember the crux of the nom, benzo memory loss aside. So I'm not sure what this "southerncunt" cunt is driving at, or whether it's a compliment or not. Considering the topic of the nomination was 'meaningless dialogue', this is probably the only thread where digression and waffling is completely acceptable, you extra chromosome cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Considering the topic of the nomination was 'meaningless dialogue', this is probably the only thread where digression and waffling is completely acceptable, you extra chromosome cunt. I know you cunt. Id rather have an extra chromosome than drink them, in spunk format, like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 .........Using Dexy's areshole as a receptacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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