Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ask Quincy , he might have had him. Pfff. You might have championed his case at some point, you being the pink crusader here. Don't try to turn this thing of yours about Edward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Have you considered applying for the vacant EDP obituary writer position? Dare i enquire, What happened to the last one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 'Expelliarmus', Alan Rickman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: 'Expelliarmus', Alan Rickman! That would just disarm him, silly Muggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Dare I enquire, What happened to the last one? If you're off your tits on a batch of Bill's coke and ever happen to be travelling through Breydon marshes on a misty winter night, and you similarly happen to stumble across the multiple burnt bones of a whole generation of coypu's and the tattered remnants of a Jarrolds £9.99 striped shirt, then you'll finally ascertain what happened to Nelly the Neil's sex offending, bastard of a predecessor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: If you're off your tits on a batch of Bill's coke and ever happen to be travelling through Breydon marshes on a misty winter night, and you similarly happen to stumble across the multiple burnt bones of a whole generation of coypu's and the tattered remnants of a Jarrolds £9.99 striped shirt, then you'll finally ascertain what happened to Nelly the Neil's sex offending, bastard of a predecessor. Disturbingly, I understood that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Disturbingly, I understood that... I'm glad someone did, because reading it back I haven't got a fucking clue what I was talking about. I'm afraid I was heavily inebriated. And on a school night as well. Tsk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker! Oh you're one of them aren't you? Don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Oh you're one of them aren't you? Don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me. Probably Stickers last words as a very big black man was pounding his tattered cat flap. R.I.P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 17 hours ago, deebom said: Was Rickman an iron? He was an actor, wasn't he? The two go together like hand in fur lined leather gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, scotty said: He was an actor, wasn't he? The two go together like hand in fur lined leather gloves. I found him quite scary in Die Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 17 hours ago, deebom said: Was Rickman an iron? And probably a footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 26 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I found him quite scary in Die Hard. I love it when you talk dirty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 43 minutes ago, scotty said: He was an actor, wasn't he? The two go together like hand in fur lined leather gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, scotty said: I love it when you talk dirty... Why do you think I keep doing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: He was an actor, wasn't he? The two go together like hand in fur lined leather gloves. Sorry to disappoint Scotty , you homophobic witch finder general , but he was straight . Lived with the same WOMAN since 1977. He was born in London so he had to be straight. Ask Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 On 15/01/2016 at 4:22 PM, witheredscrote said: Sorry to disappoint Scotty , you homophobic witch finder general , but he was straight . Lived with the same WOMAN since 1977. He was born in London so he had to be straight. Ask Eddie. He quite often sported a beard, scrotes. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 21 minutes ago, scotty said: He quite often sported a beard, scrotes. Just saying. So did our Lord Jesus Christ. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 17 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: So did our Lord Jesus Christ. Just saying. ....and he never married either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: ....and he never married either.... .....the lucky cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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