camberwell gypsy Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I'm afraid Mr Rickman will not be joining us for the rest of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm afraid Mr Rickman will not be joining us for the rest of his life. I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon. ...and feed it to Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm afraid Mr Rickman will not be joining us for the rest of his life. never heard of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Another rich and famous person has died. His friends and family will be upset and plenty other people will act like they knew him personally and wildly over-react at the news of his death. MikeD, Cunts Corner news. Back to the studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, MikeD said: Another rich and famous person has died. His friends and family will be upset and plenty other people will act like they knew him personally and wildly over-react at the news of his death. MikeD, Cunts Corner news. Back to the studio. Well at least he wasn't a pop star or born in Liverpool , we are safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Well at least he wasn't a pop star or born in Liverpool , we are safe. And like Bowie, David Cameron will probably be a huge fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Christmas is cancelled. .. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 50 minutes ago, MikeD said: And like Bowie, David Cameron will probably be a huge fan. I bet Cameron listens to Alans albums regularly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I bet Cameron listens to Alans albums regularly... And watches reruns of his travel shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 No doubt we will soon hear from Tony Blair the celeb felching cunt who will swear on his kid's lives he saw Rickman in his first nativity play and has signed copies of every fucking script he ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I honestly didnt know who the fuck he was,I recognised the name but I thought he was something big in the West End.I certainly couldnt give a shiny shite but I'm sure some candlelit event will occur somewhere later whilst fellow shirt lifters will be blubbing into their pink hankies.RIP whoever the fuck you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: I honestly didnt know who the fuck he was,I recognised the name but I thought he was something big in the West End.I certainly couldnt give a shiny shite but I'm sure some candlelit event will occur somewhere later whilst fellow shirt lifters will be blubbing into their pink hankies.RIP whoever the fuck you are Have you considered applying for the vacant EDP obituary writer position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Mmmmmm,now you mention it,David Bowie-Yet another sausage jockey croaks,made a couple of half decent albums but then went a bit more bent than acceptable,always looked like a kiddie fiddler,yet another one avoids the Yew Tree treatment-Lemmy Killminster-Fucking crackhead with a malteser glued to his chops,one decent single but off his box most of the time-Cilla Black,how the fuck she ever made a living sounding like she did fuck knows,Gobby fucking scouser(are there any other kind?),pity she didnt take Doddy with her,pair of unfunny scouse cunts......How am i doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: Mmmmmm,now you mention it,David Bowie-Yet another sausage jockey croaks,made a couple of half decent albums but then went a bit more bent than acceptable,always looked like a kiddie fiddler,yet another one avoids the Yew Tree treatment-Lemmy Killminster-Fucking crackhead with a malteser glued to his chops,one decent single but off his box most of the time-Cilla Black,how the fuck she ever made a living sounding like she did fuck knows,Gobby fucking scouser(are there any other kind?),pity she didnt take Doddy with her,pair of unfunny scouse cunts......How am i doing? When can you start? Want a company car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Mmmmmm,now you mention it,David Bowie-Yet another sausage jockey croaks,made a couple of half decent albums but then went a bit more bent than acceptable,always looked like a kiddie fiddler,yet another one avoids the Yew Tree treatment-Lemmy Killminster-Fucking crackhead with a malteser glued to his chops,one decent single but off his box most of the time-Cilla Black,how the fuck she ever made a living sounding like she did fuck knows,Gobby fucking scouser(are there any other kind?),pity she didnt take Doddy with her,pair of unfunny scouse cunts......How am i doing? You had me at Sausage Jockey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: And like Bowie, David Cameron will probably be a huge fan. He'll get his name wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You had me at Sausage Jockey I'll bet he fucking did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I liked Rickman.....a genuinely good actor of the old school...he was excellent as Severus Snape, although my favourite role was as the racist Rancher in Quigley down under...... The archetypal English baddie role was his mainstay and he was the best. I do find the gushing in the media a bit annoying though.....they really pile it on, especially on slow news days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I bet Cameron listens to Alans albums regularly... I notice Cameron never commented on the passing of Lemmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I just found out he was in Harry Potter. That'll be a fucking state funeral then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 13 hours ago, Snatch said: I notice Cameron never commented on the passing of Lemmy. "But Mister Speaker, the gentleman opposite must realise that the lyric 'Why do we vote for faceless dogs? We always take the bait. All things come to he who waits, but all things come too late', from the seminal and indeed semenal work 'Get Back In Line' refers to the Labour Party membership. And if you squeeze my lizard, then I will, in a very real sense, put a snake on you!" I think that's what it said in Hansard, but I've been a bit fucked up these last two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Was Rickman an iron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: Was Rickman an iron? Ask Quincy , he might have had him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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