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Unilever have announced that they are going to reduce the calories in their ice cream ranges by making things smaller. I bet the price will be the same and it is nothing more than a marketing ploy to improve profits. The nanny state has been courting these companies to improve the obesity epidemic. Why the fuck should the non fatties amongst us, you know, those who can control themselves, have to be forced to pay more or enjoy less because of fat cunts who cannot stop shovelling sugar and fat into their huge gobs.

Fuck them, fuck the nanny state and fuck off fat cunts.

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It's more PC bollocks and money making. Instead of making ice cream smaller and pandering to greedy cunts that will stay greedy cunts,how about less fast food shite everywhere.

 

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Guest luke swarm
11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Unilever have announced that they are going to reduce the calories in their ice cream ranges by making things smaller. I bet the price will be the same and it is nothing more than a marketing ploy to improve profits. The nanny state has been courting these companies to improve the obesity epidemic. Why the fuck should the non fatties amongst us, you know, those who can control themselves, have to be forced to pay more or enjoy less because of fat cunts who cannot stop shovelling sugar and fat into their huge gobs.

Fuck them, fuck the nanny state and fuck off fat cunts.

They will sell them as new improved products or the old favourite...."fun size"

Thieving conniving cunts who should be made by law to lower the price if they skimp on the size. 

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It all started with that fat tongued, salivating cunt Jamie Oliver and his healthy school meal "revolution"

Of course children should have a healthy diet, but for the government to enforce it because they don't trust parents to provide it illustrates the utter contempt and mistrust MP's have for parents, the vast majority of which are intelligent enough to feed their offspring sensibly. 

Of course there will always be fucking idiots who allow their children to scoff themselves into a diabetic coma, but for the majority of parents to have a nanny state enforced on them because of the irresponsibility of a minority of neglectful cunts, is just plain wrong.

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37 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Of course there will always be fucking idiots who allow their children to scoff themselves into a diabetic coma,

With good luck there will be. If you rendered all this shit into glue and used it to assemble a chair the fucking thing would fall to bits in less than a day. As useless to society in death as they were in life.

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17 hours ago, Eddie said:

How long before a pint is reduced to 3/4 to limit calories , Manky help out here.

Beer equals pints equals natural law. No ifs. No buts       its not negotionable.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

It all started with that fat tongued, salivating cunt Jamie Oliver and his healthy school meal "revolution"

Of course children should have a healthy diet, but for the government to enforce it because they don't trust parents to provide it illustrates the utter contempt and mistrust MP's have for parents, the vast majority of which are intelligent enough to feed their offspring sensibly. 

Of course there will always be fucking idiots who allow their children to scoff themselves into a diabetic coma, but for the majoriy of parents to have a nanny state enforced on them because of the irresponsibility of a minority of neglectful cunts, is just plain wrong.

Unfucking believable here i am chilling on a Saturday browsing the corner and you mention that fucking cuntburp spacker jamie oliver just this ox tongued twats name grips my shit

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Did any of Jamie Oliver's 'campaigns' ever achieve anything or were they just another photo opportunity for politicians to look like they give a fuck?

And no doubt it helped him on his way to the inevitable fucking knighthood.

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

It all started with that fat tongued, salivating cunt Jamie Oliver and his healthy school meal "revolution"

Of course children should have a healthy diet, but for the government to enforce it because they don't trust parents to provide it illustrates the utter contempt and mistrust MP's have for parents, the vast majority of which are intelligent enough to feed their offspring sensibly. 

Of course there will always be fucking idiots who allow their children to scoff themselves into a diabetic coma, but for the majority of parents to have a nanny state enforced on them because of the irresponsibility of a minority of neglectful cunts, is just plain wrong.

Did you see how fat that cunt got the other year?

 

Never trust a skinny chef....

...or a fat waiter...

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On 23 January 2016 at 0:13 PM, Decimus said:

It all started with that fat tongued, salivating cunt Jamie Oliver and his healthy school meal "revolution"

Of course children should have a healthy diet, but for the government to enforce it because they don't trust parents to provide it illustrates the utter contempt and mistrust MP's have for parents, the vast majority of which are intelligent enough to feed their offspring sensibly. 

Of course there will always be fucking idiots who allow their children to scoff themselves into a diabetic coma, but for the majority of parents to have a nanny state enforced on them because of the irresponsibility of a minority of neglectful cunts, is just plain wrong.

It would be far better if children were grown in exo-womb vats full of bubbling nutrient fluid, fed healthy liquid broccoli paste and hatched at the age of 18, thereby avoiding all the modern perils of childhood AND saving the rest of us a lot of fucking whinging and hassle.

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3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

It would be far better if children were grown in exo-womb vats full of bubbling nutrient fluid, fed healthy liquid broccoli paste and hatched at the age of 18, thereby avoiding all the modern perils of childhood AND saving the rest of us a lot of fucking whinging and hassle.

Big fan of your molecular biology work - but why stop there?

If we're doing 'fantasy eugenics' why not get a supercomputer together with some anabolic steroids, chuck the result into a petri dish, add a bit of cheese and grill for 18 years on a low heat before serving up to the world something that can cure cancer - and run the 100 metres in 3 seconds.

 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Big fan of your molecular biology work - but why stop there?

If we're doing 'fantasy eugenics' why not get a supercomputer together with some anabolic steroids, chuck the result into a petri dish, add a bit of cheese and grill for 18 years on a low heat before serving up to the world something that can cure cancer - and run the 100 metres in 3 seconds.

 

Er, why not indeed ! 

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