scotty Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 On 25/01/2016 at 8:49 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking Noel Fielding. My friend lent me The Mighty Boosh dvd. "Watch this. It is soooo funny, I was pissing myself it was so good. You have to watch. You think Larry David is funny you will love this". Couple of days later she asked me if I'd watched the whole series and how funny was it? She was shocked when I told her I barely made to the end of the first episode because it was the biggest load of unfunny, pretentious shite (apart from Baddiel and that other cunt (see that pencil? That is you......) I have ever seen. The only thing that stopped me from telling her to shove it up her... .no fuck it, I did tell her to shove it up her snatch. If you want to see the height of irony gypps, go to the bbc radio iplayer and click on comedy. There you will find, listed next to each other, "Don't make me laugh" starring david baddiel, and "Don't start" with frank fucking skinner. The clue is in the titles, lads....what a pair of utter cunts they are, about as amusing as genocide. Twats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, scotty said: If you want to see the height of irony gypps, go to the bbc radio iplayer and click on comedy. There you will find, listed next to each other, "Don't make me laugh" starring david baddiel, and "Don't start" with frank fucking skinner. The clue is in the titles, lads....what a pair of utter cunts they are, about as amusing as genocide. Twats. Baddiel and that other cunt were selling out fucking stadiums years ago. Just goes to show that unimaginative wankers who'll laugh at anything as long as they think it's 'cool' are not a recent occurrence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Baddiel and that other cunt were selling out fucking stadiums years ago. Just goes to show that unimaginative wankers who'll laugh at anything as long as they think it's 'cool' are not a recent occurrence. I'd honestly love to know whether anybody has ever genuinely found that pair of cunts funny mike, I really would. Perhaps we could have a poll or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 9 hours ago, scotty said: I'd honestly love to know whether anybody has ever genuinely found that pair of cunts funny mike, I really would. Perhaps we could have a poll or something. To the first question probably a resounding NO Scotters. To the second question maybe we should give Polish comedians a try , they would go down a bomb in Lincolnshire and Norfolk . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 9 hours ago, scotty said: I'd honestly love to know whether anybody has ever genuinely found that pair of cunts funny mike, I really would. Perhaps we could have a poll or something. I quite liked them Scotty.....looking back now it does not seem funny but in the context of when it was fresh it was funny...equally I liked Alexis Sayle and Paul Merton but over the years the act becomes stale and attitudes change with age. The cunt that I hate the most and cannot even fathom his appeal is that Jimmy Car wanker.....can someone explain this strange phenomena.......he is only overshadowed by that ginger haired, specky arsehole who does radio 2 breakfast show...I am not even going to say his name as if I hear it or his voice it spoils the rest of my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 12 hours ago, scotty said: If you want to see the height of irony gypps, go to the bbc radio iplayer and click on comedy. There you will find, listed next to each other, "Don't make me laugh" starring david baddiel, and "Don't start" with frank fucking skinner. The clue is in the titles, lads....what a pair of utter cunts they are, about as amusing as genocide. Twats. Skinner clogs the airwaves on Saturday morning DJing for Absolute Radio. He has a couple of lackeys who he regales with unfunny ditties who then laugh like fucking drains. How I haven't ploughed into a bus queue when I'm driving is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 23 hours ago, Properkhunt said: It's too easy too knock and heckle comedians. If no cunt is writing decent stuff for them, therein lies the problem. That Ronnie Barker was the biggest culprit of this. Apparently some bloke called Gerald Wiley wrote his best stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 23 hours ago, Properkhunt said: It's too easy too knock and heckle comedians. If no cunt is writing decent stuff for them, therein lies the problem. How they write it themselves... they are supposed to be the comedian... 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I quite liked them Scotty.....looking back now it does not seem funny but in the context of when it was fresh it was funny...equally I liked Alexis Sayle and Paul Merton but over the years the act becomes stale and attitudes change with age. The cunt that I hate the most and cannot even fathom his appeal is that Jimmy Car wanker.....can someone explain this strange phenomena.......he is only overshadowed by that ginger haired, specky arsehole who does radio 2 breakfast show...I am not even going to say his name as if I hear it or his voice it spoils the rest of my day. Jimmy Carr.. Ha ha ha haaarrrr!!!! *SMACK* 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Skinner clogs the airwaves on Saturday morning DJing for Absolute Radio. He has a couple of lackeys who he regales with unfunny ditties who then laugh like fucking drains. How I haven't ploughed into a bus queue when I'm driving is beyond me. Yeah, but be honest, that's nothing to do with the radio now is it..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 39 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I quite liked them Scotty.....looking back now it does not seem funny but in the context of when it was fresh it was funny...equally I liked Alexis Sayle and Paul Merton but over the years the act becomes stale and attitudes change with age. The cunt that I hate the most and cannot even fathom his appeal is that Jimmy Car wanker.....can someone explain this strange phenomena.......he is only overshadowed by that ginger haired, specky arsehole who does radio 2 breakfast show...I am not even going to say his name as if I hear it or his voice it spoils the rest of my day. oh you mean CHRIS EVANS . Have a nice day Swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 35 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I quite liked them Scotty.....looking back now it does not seem funny but in the context of when it was fresh it was funny...equally I liked Alexis Sayle and Paul Merton but over the years the act becomes stale and attitudes change with age. The cunt that I hate the most and cannot even fathom his appeal is that Jimmy Car wanker.....can someone explain this strange phenomena.......he is only overshadowed by that ginger haired, specky arsehole who does radio 2 breakfast show...I am not even going to say his name as if I hear it or his voice it spoils the rest of my day. Merton is funny, luke, especially when he's unscripted, like on Clue or hignfy. I was brought up in the alexei sayle times, and have never found him even faintly amusing. Skinner is just an unfunny brummie cunt, and baddiel is an unfunny cunt who gets bbc airtime because he's jewish and was in the cambridge footlights. Apparently he now thinks he has dementia but can't be sure, there's got to be a script in that, if there is it'll be the only funny thing he's ever written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 29 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: That Ronnie Barker was the biggest culprit of this. Apparently some bloke called Gerald Wiley wrote his best stuff. I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: To the first question probably a resounding NO Scotters. To the second question maybe we should give Polish comedians a try , they would go down a bomb in Lincolnshire and Norfolk . A bomb needs to go down in Norfolk and Lincolnshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 18 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: oh you mean CHRIS EVANS . Have a nice day Swarm Grrrr........you vicious cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, scotty said: Merton is funny, luke, especially when he's unscripted, like on Clue or hignfy. I was brought up in the alexei sayle times, and have never found him even faintly amusing. Skinner is just an unfunny brummie cunt, and baddiel is an unfunny cunt who gets bbc airtime because he's jewish and was in the cambridge footlights. Apparently he now thinks he has dementia but can't be sure, there's got to be a script in that, if there is it'll be the only funny thing he's ever written. Baddiel is a smarmy cunt, a bit like a bad copy of Ben Elton.... and yes, I do realise how nasty that comment is... If he has got dementia, maybe we will be lucky and he'll forgot to drink his bedtime glass of milk and mistake it for... guess what... BLEACH!!! Shit.. I did it... I succumbed to the inevitable.... fully justified though, I'm sure you'll agree.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Didn't he play Johnny Flames? (repeat bollox) 41 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: oh you mean CHRIS EVANS . Have a nice day Swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 24 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Baddiel is a smarmy cunt, a bit like a bad copy of Ben Elton.... and yes, I do realise how nasty that comment is... If he has got dementia, maybe we will be lucky and he'll forgot to drink his bedtime glass of milk and mistake it for... guess what... BLEACH!!! Shit.. I did it... I succumbed to the inevitable.... fully justified though, I'm sure you'll agree.... Can't argue that doggie. Bleach Cocktail for Mr Baddiel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Keith Lemon and Paddy Mcguinnes total cunts no talent whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, Spotthecunts said: Keith Lemon and Paddy Mcguinnes total cunts no talent whatsoever I'd love to see someone punch that cunt Lemon in the throat. That'll make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 On 25/01/2016 at 20:19, Guest deebom said: I caught the end of an ad featuring that ginger bearded cunt Rory McGrath for a prog of his in which he is on, wait for it... A Farm. How fucking original,a fucking farm, no TV cunt has ever done farming before have they? But not proper farming is it? It's cool, trendy organic hipster bearded farming. But wait for it again.. It's a sugar free farm... Where he and some other useless TV cunts are going to live and farm sugar free in order to lose weight I think. What a croc of organic shit. But it got me thinking. Old comedians seem to do anything other than actually make us laugh. Micheal Palin and his Around the World shite. Griff Rhys Jones and whatever the fuck he does now and then, but it certainly aint joke telling. His mate Laurie as that miserable cunt of a doctor. Didn't he do some shit in a boat, or was that the McGrath cunt again? Who else is there? I don't really watch TV any more but I know that none of these old cunts do the thing that made them famous in the first place. Fame hungry media luvvies, who'll appear in any old shite just to try and stay relevant. And the money of course. As far as I'm concerned, if they're not telling jokes and making funnies anymore then they should just fuck off. No one needs to mention Lenny Henry do they. Dawn French ate him in the middle of the night. The fat lazy cunt couldn’t be bothered to go downstairs to the fridge. You can guess what happened after that when she needed a Brad Pitt, the lazy, shit the bed Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd love to see someone punch that cunt Lemon in the throat. That'll make me laugh. Especially if his Adams apple burst out through the top of his skull. I would most likely be guffawing uncontrollably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Spotthecunts said: Keith Lemon and Paddy Mcguinnes total cunts no talent whatsoever Keith Lemon isn't real. He's called Leigh Francis. I bet he's a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Tom Allen,if he wasn't a raging bender he'd be a fucking nobody.Come to think of it there are so many irons that would be irrelevant if it wasn't for their penchant for cock or lezzers for gash.I suppose that's why they cant play a 'straight' part(see what I did there?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, Neil said: Tom Allen,if he wasn't a raging bender he'd be a fucking nobody.Come to think of it there are so many irons that would be irrelevant if it wasn't for their penchant for cock or lezzers for gash.I suppose that's why they cant play a 'straight' part(see what I did there?) Most of them would be ‘straight’ up your poo pipe before you could say “Shut that door” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Keith Lemon isn't real. He's called Leigh Francis. I bet he's a cunt though. Leigh Francis. Sounds like a vintage British motorbike. Definitely a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Leigh Francis. Sounds like a vintage British motorbike. Definitely a cunt though. Graham Norton is a Triumph of Matchless cuntitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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