Guest deebom Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I caught the end of an ad featuring that ginger bearded cunt Rory McGrath for a prog of his in which he is on, wait for it... A Farm. How fucking original,a fucking farm, no TV cunt has ever done farming before have they? But not proper farming is it? It's cool, trendy organic hipster bearded farming. But wait for it again.. It's a sugar free farm... Where he and some other useless TV cunts are going to live and farm sugar free in order to lose weight I think. What a croc of organic shit. But it got me thinking. Old comedians seem to do anything other than actually make us laugh. Micheal Palin and his Around the World shite. Griff Rhys Jones and whatever the fuck he does now and then, but it certainly aint joke telling. His mate Laurie as that miserable cunt of a doctor. Didn't he do some shit in a boat, or was that the McGrath cunt again? Who else is there? I don't really watch TV any more but I know that none of these old cunts do the thing that made them famous in the first place. Fame hungry media luvvies, who'll appear in any old shite just to try and stay relevant. And the money of course. As far as I'm concerned, if they're not telling jokes and making funnies anymore then they should just fuck off. No one needs to mention Lenny Henry do they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I wish Noel Fielding would stop doing comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wish Noel Fielding would stop doing comedy. I wish he'd start..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 22 minutes ago, deebom said: I caught the end of an ad featuring that ginger bearded cunt Rory McGrath for a prog of his in which he is on, wait for it... A Farm. How fucking original,a fucking farm, no TV cunt has ever done farming before have they? But not proper farming is it? It's cool, trendy organic hipster bearded farming. But wait for it again.. It's a sugar free farm... Where he and some other useless TV cunts are going to live and farm sugar free in order to lose weight I think. What a croc of organic shit. But it got me thinking. Old comedians seem to do anything other than actually make us laugh. Micheal Palin and his Around the World shite. Griff Rhys Jones and whatever the fuck he does now and then, but it certainly aint joke telling. His mate Laurie as that miserable cunt of a doctor. Didn't he do some shit in a boat, or was that the McGrath cunt again? Who else is there? I don't really watch TV any more but I know that none of these old cunts do the thing that made them famous in the first place. Fame hungry media luvvies, who'll appear in any old shite just to try and stay relevant. And the money of course. As far as I'm concerned, if they're not telling jokes and making funnies anymore then they should just fuck off. No one needs to mention Lenny Henry do they. No, he does enough of that himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wish Noel Fielding would stop doing comedy. Fucking Noel Fielding. My friend lent me The Mighty Boosh dvd. "Watch this. It is soooo funny, I was pissing myself it was so good. You have to watch. You think Larry David is funny you will love this". Couple of days later she asked me if I'd watched the whole series and how funny was it? She was shocked when I told her I barely made to the end of the first episode because it was the biggest load of unfunny, pretentious shite (apart from Baddiel and that other cunt (see that pencil? That is you......) I have ever seen. The only thing that stopped me from telling her to shove it up her... .no fuck it, I did tell her to shove it up her snatch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking Noel Fielding. My friend lent me The Mighty Boosh dvd. "Watch this. It is soooo funny, I was pissing myself it was so good. You have to watch. You think Larry David is funny you will love this". Couple of days later she asked me if I'd watched the whole series and how funny was it? She was shocked when I told her I barely made to the end of the first episode because it was the biggest load of unfunny, pretentious shite (apart from Baddiel and that other cunt (see that pencil? That is you......) I have ever seen. The only thing that stopped me from telling her to shove it up her... .no fuck it, I did tell her to shove it up her snatch. Fucking surrealist fucking shite for students and cunts. This bastards career and fame is a total fucking mystery and shows that some brain-dead cunts will laugh at absolutely fucking anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Harry Hill has managed to make a living out of it! Cancer is more amusing than that cuntstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 There's hundreds of these useless cunts.... Comedy , the new rock'n'roll? ...... My arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Ladies and gentleman, I give you Lenny fucking Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Ladies and gentleman, I give you Lenny fucking Henry. He seems to have lost weight.... Has he got cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 1 minute ago, LifeHater said: Wasn't that his ex wife? Who was equally hilarious. Perhaps they gave it to each other.... Like some sort of venereal disease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: He seems to have lost weight... Has he got cancer? I don't like to tempt fate, but... I fucking hope so. With all my heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't like to tempt fate, but... I fucking hope so. With all my heart. Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Give Lenny Henry his due. At least his consistent in the fact that he's never been funny and has continued to not be funny all his career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Give Lenny Henry his due. Atleast his consistent in the fact that he's never been funny and has continued to not be funny all his career. He's a modern day Jonah after spending years of his life balls deep inside that cetacean cunt Dawn French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Charlie Chaplin was NOT a comedy genius! He was a fucking lamp with a gay tache (even then), who old time cunts (and Paul Merton) raved about because they were cunts also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 10 hours ago, Decimus said: He's a modern day Jonah after spending years of his life balls deep inside that cetacean cunt Dawn French. Don't be a cunt now. The papers showed a picture of her and Jo Brand dead on the beach at Skegness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Chris Addison seems to be presenting a robust challenge to Lenny Henrys position on top of the 'unfunny cunts' pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 I find today most all of these so called cunting comedians are about as funny as watching paint dry,that Keith Lemon cunt what's that useless cunt about.All these unfunny so called comedian cunts should be grouped together on TV, in a bleach drinking contest to see who could die laughing the quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Just now, Even bigger cunt. said: I find today most all of these so called cunting comedians are about as funny as watching paint dry,that Keith Lemon cunt what's that useless cunt about.All these unfunny so called comedian cunts should be grouped together on TV, in a bleach drinking contest to see who could die laughing the quicker. What a brilliantly succinct and enlightening post you have offered for our delectation. I really think that you have hit the nail on the head with this one, and have eloquently transcribed your feelings on the matter with the outstanding talent of a true master of the English language. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Ladies and gentleman, I give you Lenny fucking Henry. Fucking hell Detritus , he looks as sick as a Norfolk rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 13 hours ago, LifeHater said: Wasn't that his ex wife? Who was equally hilarious. No, French's cancer scare actually turned out to be a rather aggressive flesh-eating disease. Doctors gave her only 47 years to live. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Some creditable nominees there but surely Eddie Izzard takes the fucking biscuit, i saw a picture of him in the paper today and he looked like a good looking Angela Merkel. Put a stamp on that fucker and post it to : The Departure Lounge, c/o Allah`s Multi storey Carpark, Raqqa Shopping Centre, Raqqa, ISIS Land, The Dark Ages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What a brilliantly succinct and enlightening post you have offered for our delectation. I really think that you have hit the nail on the head with this one, and have eloquently transcribed your feelings on the matter with the outstanding talent of a true master of the English language. You stupid fucking cunt. Thank you for your kind remark please take this 'fuck off' with a complimentary as a token of my gratitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 This McGarbage is on TV at the moment. It's full of wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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