Neil Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 There does seem to be a lack of regularity of noms lately,come on you cunts your life can't be that smooth running can it?so many things grip my shit so Im going to give it a carpet bombing as I've got a couple of days off and I'm heading to Liverpool for a couple of nights(should be a fucking plethora of cunting off to do there),and yes I am taking my car so I will have loads of time to post while I'm waiting for a new set of wheels,calm down calm down cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, neil298 said: There does seem to be a lack of regularity of noms lately,come on you cunts your life can't be that smooth running can it?so many things grip my shit so Im going to give it a carpet bombing as I've got a couple of days off and I'm heading to Liverpool for a couple of nights(should be a fucking plethora of cunting off to do there),and yes I am taking my car so I will have loads of time to post while I'm waiting for a new set of wheels,calm down calm down cunts Lack of noms? I nommed a woman who thinks she's a cat, you cunts are never happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Lack of noms? I nommed a woman who thinks she's a cat, you cunts are never happy! Yes Mike , that kept me glued to the screen for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Yes Mike , that kept me glued to the screen for hours. I should fucking hope so as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I could nom my rhoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I could nom my rhoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I could nom my rhoids. You could, but for fucks sake no pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, MikeD said: You could, but for fucks sake no pictures. stop piling it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: stop piling it on The driver will sound his horn when the taxi arrives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: The driver will sound his horn when the taxi arrives. IS he bringing any grapes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: IS he bringing any grapes? He'll pick you up as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Is your destination one of the Chalfonts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Dont forget the deepheat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 20 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I could nom my rhoids. I went into a dingy gym, and a huge bodybuilder sidled up to me. "Are you the guy with the 'roids?" he asked furtively. I said "no, I just didn't feel like sitting down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 I tried a non once and got cunted for it. I even managed to upset at least one of the cunts on here. As my self confidence and already low self-esteem took a big hit, I don't think I'll be sticking my head over the parapet for a while. At least till later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 On 29/01/2016 at 2:58 PM, MikeD said: The driver will sound his horn when the taxi arrives. is he a pile driver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: is he a pile driver? That's fucking terrible. Wish I'd thought of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Change the fucking record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 44 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Are you into cricket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 15 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. I hope this year you lose the ashes and some cunt drops them in high wind. Maybe that way you'll shut the fuck up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: I hope this year you lose the ashes and some cunt drops them in high wind. Maybe that way you'll shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, that's going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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