southerncunt Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I imagine this has come up before, but seeing as this scumbag magnet has opened down here recently, I thought I better mention it. I went along for a look last week, and fuck me dead. I have never seen so many fried food hoarding waddling cunts in my life. It is America by proxy. They sell massive hot dogs for fuck all and a half, and have free refills on buckets of coke. I saw whole families of shoe torturing cunts sitting around working on heart attacks. Can any of you learned folk tell me if it is the same over there? If you ever feel fat, ugly, or that your personal hygiene is not up to scratch, pop into Costco for a quick pick me up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I've never been but I imagine it is full of chav cunts looking at other chav cunts and thinking they're so much better than everyone else. Am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 One of these opened near me quite recently, southern. I haven't ventured in there yet, and frankly you've just put me off the idea. Makro is bad enough, do you have those over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 No Makro's here Scotty, we haven't had Aldi all that long!. Drew, you pretty much nailed it. Substitute chav for bogan, and its spot on. Full sleeve tatts on flabby arms abound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 It's no different to Walmart,that American bollocks. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 it's what muurrica was built on .. basically greed and hoarding ... a neighbour of ours boasts having 140 - yes one hundred and fucking forty - toilet rolls in the garage.The only surprising thing about this fucking temple to lard arse consumption is they don't sell guns ... yet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 38 minutes ago, Snatch said: It's no different to Walmart,that American bollocks. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ Doesn't walmart run asda nowadays? They're shit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Didn't realise Costco was still going? Any near me shut down years ago or converted into something else... like Makro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: It's no different to Walmart,that American bollocks. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ ChickenTuna for Neil.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: I imagine this has come up before, but seeing as this scumbag magnet has opened down here recently, I thought I better mention it. I went along for a look last week, and fuck me dead. I have never seen so many fried food hoarding waddling cunts in my life. It is America by proxy. They sell massive hot dogs for fuck all and a half, and have free refills on buckets of coke. I saw whole families of shoe torturing cunts sitting around working on heart attacks. Can any of you learned folk tell me if it is the same over there? If you ever feel fat, ugly, or that your personal hygiene is not up to scratch, pop into Costco for a quick pick me up. Substitute 'Costco' for 'Aylesbury Town Centre' and you get the hell-hole where my cum-stained futon has washed up....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 In defence of Costco, I was reading an article about the top companies in old Murrica for which people enjoy working, and Costco was there close to the top. They pay more than similar places like Sam's Club (which is Walmart supersized), offer attractive health care plans and holiday pay. A rather rare breed in the land of the greedy and corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Society is fucked and whilst we allow these fucktards to breed it can only get worse,thank fuck the human lifespan is limited so I don't have to hang around to face the little cunts that this and the next generation shit out of their stinky,fat over used twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: ChickenTuna for Neil.... 3 hours ago, Snatch said: It's no different to Walmart,that American bollocks. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ That's a porn movie where I come from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, neil298 said: Society is fucked and whilst we allow these fucktards to breed it can only get worse,thank fuck the human lifespan is limited so I don't have to hang around to face the little cunts that this and the next generation shit out of their stinky,fat over used twats You'll have wanked yourself to death long before your three score years and ten, neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 3 hours ago, neil298 said: Society is fucked and whilst we allow these fucktards to breed it can only get worse,thank fuck the human lifespan is limited so I don't have to hang around to face the little cunts that this and the next generation shit out of their stinky,fat over used twats Ahh, the famous British spirit of optimism...never in the field...cry God for Harry...we few, we happy few...in some corner of a foreign field...play-up play-up...this was their finest ....er bollocks... Yeah, OK... you're right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: Substitute chav for bogan, Please define Bogan. I am intrigued that there may be an International Order of Pondlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 59 minutes ago, Manky said: Please define Bogan. I am intrigued that there may be an International Order of Pondlife. Bogan, chav, trailer park trash, everyone's got em. I think because we're generally better off and better educated than most of the world, Our pondlife stand out, whereas the rest of the world are generally poor, uneducated and ignorant it's not as noticeable. The shameful thing is that our pondlife are willfully fucking stupid, it's by choice. The stupid fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Found a Costco bargain...comedy or post modern irony? Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Bogan: a person of low breeding, and scruffy appearance, usually foul mouthed, simple of habit and one dimensional in personality. They exist in all modern societies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Bogan: a person of low breeding, and scruffy appearance, usually foul mouthed, simple of habit and one dimensional in personality. QED 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Good morning people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 12 hours ago, southerncunt said: Bogan: a person of low breeding, and scruffy appearance, usually foul mouthed, simple of habit and one dimensional in personality. They exist in all modern societies. Oh you mean Americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Good morning people Morning LP. Nice to see you around again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: QED Fuck me, Kenny Rogers' sex-change didn't go to plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 4 hours ago, MikeD said: Fuck me, Kenny Rogers' sex-change didn't go to plan. Is that the before or after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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