Jiggerycock Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 It was a slow day at Mega-Fake self-promotion Inc and the Chief Exec, L Gaga, was in a foul mood. “Why is it always me that has to come up with the goods huh? The meat dress. The asymmetrical haircut, the asymetrical haircut before that and the plasticine skirt? All my ideas. Jesus fukn’ Christ, I have a hard enough time stretching my ‘music’ Rizla thin – what the fuck do I pay you people for? Get me that guy from Wisconsin on the phone. You know. The one who came up with the ‘chick with a dick’ idea, shit the press mileage I’ve had out of that one. See if he can whistle up another idea from his shit locker, otherwise it’ll have to be another asymmetrical hairstyle - and her at Toni and Guy can only do so much with styling wax, cowshit and half-a-yard of chutzpah”. “Hey, what about grafting a unicorn horn onto my head! Or between my tits even! That’d shake ‘em up. Did Madonna ever do that? She did? Fuck it! What if it was a lesbian unicorn…?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, deebom said: That's talent. Stunt and body double. Dubbed, mimed and carefully edited. That was in fact me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 33 minutes ago, Manky said: Stunt and body double. Dubbed, mimed and carefully edited. That was in fact me. You could say that about 95% of "musical artists" today... and for decades... No!!! I'm Lady Ga .... hang on... no.... scratch that...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You could say that about 95% of "musical artists" today... and for decades... No!!! I'm Lady Ga .... hang on... no.... scratch that...... In my opinion, you have to go back to Lisa Minelli in Cabaret to see how a class act plies her trade. Everything since has been of lesser quality. Some good stuff over the years but none can hold a candle to Sally Bowles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 11 minutes ago, Manky said: In my opinion, you have to go back to Lisa Minelli in Cabaret to see how a class act plies her trade. Everything since has been of lesser quality. Some good stuff over the years but none can hold a candle to Sally Bowles. Minelli? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Minelli? Cunt. Lady Gaga Youre the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Beyoncé? Rebellion in a very safe, corporate, American way As a 'call to arms' it was hardly 'Kick Out The Jams, motherfuckers' was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 49 minutes ago, Manky said: Lady Gaga Youre the cunt. Minelli couldn't sing, couldn't act, couldn't dance, is an arrogant egotistical fuckwit who only got anywhere because of mummy and daddy.... ...and she thinks people like Elton John and Micheal Jackson are normal.... I only need one line to win this argument... "...she married David Gest..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Minelli couldn't sing, couldn't act, couldn't dance, is an arrogant egotistical fuckwit who only got anywhere because of mummy and daddy.... ...and she thinks people like Elton John and Micheal Jackson are normal.... I only need one line to win this argument... "...she married David Gest..." And she's an ugly cunt. Her eyes look like they're trying to escape her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Cunts to the left of me, cunts to the right of me as into the valley of cunts rode Manky. Are you cunts X factor talent scouts. Decimus, you should better. The Gollum look is de rigeur in Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 18 hours ago, Manky said: Cant stand the cunt. Formula pop with nothing to commend it. Same as Madonna and Lady Gagreflex. Total lack of talent hyped up for adolescents. Black or white, fucking Shite. 'Black or white, fucking shite'. That's almost as good as 'Guns for show, knives for pro's' from Lock stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 15 hours ago, Manky said: She is fucking barking but I just Cant find any talent there. Unless you count the ability to dress like a fucking pillock a talent. Rita fucking Ora is another one. Rita Ora has a sister called Kee. She goes down well in cinema's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Rita Ora has a sister called Kee. She goes down well in cinema's ........and people adore her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rita Ora has a sister called Kee. She goes down well in cinema's Apparently so does Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: Apparently so does Frank. but no one adores him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: but no one adores him... Jacko seems to quite like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 On 08/02/2016 at 7:22 PM, Manky said: I get mixed up between her and Ian Dury out of the Blockheads. But he wasnt a cunt Well said from our resident mancunian. Dury produced some of the most magical lyrics and music I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 36 minutes ago, Snatch said: Jacko seems to quite like him. Case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Manky said: Stunt and body double. Dubbed, mimed and carefully edited. That was in fact me. It was Frank. Yet another fucking id. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Black or white, fucking shite'. That's almost as good as 'Guns for show, knives for pro's' from Lock stock. Manchester needed a hard. I was on a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not familiar with that film. Here in cutting edge mz Manny Sorry phone go nne fucking daft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 12 hours ago, Manky said: In my opinion, you have to go back to Lisa Minelli in Cabaret to see how a class act plies her trade. Everything since has been of lesser quality. Some good stuff over the years but none can hold a candle to Sally Bowles. .......what about her study of "Pookie" Adams in The Sterile Cuckoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 6 hours ago, scotty said: Well said from our resident mancunian. Dury produced some of the most magical lyrics and music I've ever heard. There have narf been some clever bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 12 hours ago, Manky said: Lady Gaga Youre the cunt. What's this Top Trumps? Diana Ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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