Guest Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Have finally capsized halfway through their rowing quest across the Ocean. Well done you soppy cunts. Try a cruise Liner next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Women are more likely to be attacked and eaten by sharks because of one or more of them going at the wrong time of the month...... Bon appetite...... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 47 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Have finally capsized halfway through their rowing quest across the Ocean. Well done you soppy cunts. Try a cruise Liner next time. It'll probably be some bloke's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: It'll probably be some bloke's fault. Almost certainly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Women are more likely to be attacked and eaten by sharks because of one or more of them going at the wrong time of the month...... Brings a new meaning to the phrase "synchronised swimming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Apparently they were stranded for 16 hours. At least they had time to do their cooking and cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: It'll probably be some bloke's fault. Without doubt. Although they won't ever tell the bloke what he did wrong and will stew and pout about it for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Women are more likely to be attacked and eaten by sharks because of one or more of them going at the wrong time of the month...... Bon appetite...... lol. I find the third week of the month is always best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 No good time. They're either on, coming on or coming off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, MikeD said: No good time. They're either on, coming on or coming off. You're doing it wrong then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, MikeD said: No good time. They're either on, coming on or coming off. I'm proud to say that I can be up, in, off and out within a minute. That film Gone in 60 seconds was based on my sex life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Just now, scotty said: I'm proud to say that I can be up, in, off and out within a minute. That film Gone in 60 seconds was based on my sex life. Me too, quicker if the police have been called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Have finally capsized halfway through their rowing quest across the Ocean. Well done you soppy cunts. Try a cruise Liner next time. Row a cruise liner? Not easy for 4 lasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Stupid bunch of oars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Were these the ones that rowed the Pacific couple of weeks ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Were these the ones that rowed the Pacific couple of weeks ago? Fucking keep up. If the Daily Star is too hard to follow, I suggest you leave the in-depth analysis to us blokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Fucking keep up. If the Daily Star is too hard to follow, I suggest you leave the in-depth analysis to us blokes. Ok. (flutters eyelids). I'll get the hoover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ok. (flutters eyelids). I'll get the hoover! I didn't mean anything sexist by my comment. I just wanted to suggest it is horses for courses. For example, International Relations versus cooking and ironing, no brainer really. Glad you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ok. (flutters eyelids). I'll get the hoover! Not too heavy for you, is it love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 5 hours ago, scotty said: Gone in 60 seconds was based on my sex life. Scotters , I thought it was 'Nil by mouth' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 17 minutes ago, Manky said: I didn't mean anything sexist by my comment. I just wanted to suggest it is horses for courses. For example, International Relations versus cooking and ironing, no brainer really. Glad you understand. And fluffy kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Women are more likely to be attacked and eaten by sharks because of one or more of them going at the wrong time of the month...... Bon appetite...... lol. You think they can row across the ocean in less than 28 days then do you. You fucking quarter wit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And fluffy kittens Meows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Sounds to me like these 4 wimminz didn't 'Know their place.' If they had 'Known their place.' Then none of this would have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Scotters , I thought it was 'Nil by mouth' I'm married scrotes, what do you fucking think. I've been waiting 30 years to be able to tell the wife "one swallow doesn't make a summer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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