Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 What is the deal with this first class cunt? He first started dissolving my eyes and ears via Sky adverts, which makes him a cunt, because Sky are cunts, so he's a cunt slave. Then it gets touted around that he's going to be the next James Bond. Bond's being going downhill for many years, having this gormless cretin gurning at the camera and raising an eyebrow with every double entendre would make me want to commit physical violence on the prick. Finally, I found out he DJ's using the names: DJ Big Driis / Big Driis the Londoner and is apparently a hip hop soul recording artist. I wish he'd record his own self-snuff movie. It'd be the only film with him in it that I'd pay to see, the talentless cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What is the deal with this first class cunt? He first started dissolving my eyes and ears via Sky adverts, which makes him a cunt, because Sky are cunts, so he's a cunt slave. Then it gets touted around that he's going to be the next James Bond. Bond's being going downhill for many years, having this gormless cretin gurning at the camera and raising an eyebrow with every double entendre would make me want to commit physical violence on the prick. Finally, I found out he DJ's using the names: DJ Big Driis / Big Driis the Londoner and is apparently a hip hop soul recording artist. I wish he'd record his own self-snuff movie. It'd be the only film with him in it that I'd pay to see, the talentless cunt. Careful!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Careful!!! Too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Too much? Just the slave bit, they've got long memories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 He was good in the series "The Wire". Seems like a decent enough chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: What is the deal with this first class cunt? He first started dissolving my eyes and ears via Sky adverts, which makes him a cunt, because Sky are cunts, so he's a cunt slave. Then it gets touted around that he's going to be the next James Bond. Bond's being going downhill for many years, having this gormless cretin gurning at the camera and raising an eyebrow with every double entendre would make me want to commit physical violence on the prick. Finally, I found out he DJ's using the names: DJ Big Driis / Big Driis the Londoner and is apparently a hip hop soul recording artist. I wish he'd record his own self-snuff movie. It'd be the only film with him in it that I'd pay to see, the talentless cunt. And this analysis of a person's talent from the country that gave us Charlotte Church. Fuck off you knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: And this analysis of a person's talent from the country that gave us Charlotte Church. Fuck off you knob. And Max ' look at my big leek ' Boyce . oggy oggy oggy. Stupid moss covered unfunny cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: And Max ' look at my big leek ' Boyce . oggy oggy oggy. Stupid moss covered unfunny cunt And 'Delilah' by Tom Jones advocates killing women. Having met some Welsh women, I think he has a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: And Max ' look at my big leek ' Boyce . oggy oggy oggy. Stupid moss covered unfunny cunt Wait, there is also that faux Italian, Welsh opera singer from the go compare adverts. (I nommed his return a while ago). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Wait, there is also that faux Italian, Welsh opera singer from the go compare adverts. (I nommed his return a while ago). Yes that's him. The last real great talent was Harry Secombe , his voice was great and the way he could blow raspberries on 'The Goon Show' was brilliant . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: What is the deal with this first class cunt? He first started dissolving my eyes and ears via Sky adverts, which makes him a cunt, because Sky are cunts, so he's a cunt slave. Then it gets touted around that he's going to be the next James Bond. Bond's being going downhill for many years, having this gormless cretin gurning at the camera and raising an eyebrow with every double entendre would make me want to commit physical violence on the prick. Finally, I found out he DJ's using the names: DJ Big Driis / Big Driis the Londoner and is apparently a hip hop soul recording artist. I wish he'd record his own self-snuff movie. It'd be the only film with him in it that I'd pay to see, the talentless cunt. Is this a trap ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I dunno, he made me want to sign up for a Sky package. ....of course he fucking didn't, fuck off Murdoch you howlin mad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Fair play to all of you fucking retards. I wasn't stating that Wales is a breeding ground for talent, simply that I think Idris Elba is a shit actor and a boring cunt. If we are going to hate countries on account of their lack of talent, many thanks for Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/WhoGivesAFuck, Jeremy Clarkson and James Fucking Corden, you fucking shitsticks. And if you illiterate spunk bubbles had read other posts of mine, you'll realise I'm not overly fond of the people of my motherland, although Katherine Jenkins can sing, has nice tits, and used to be a bit naughty. Now kindly fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: He was good in the series "The Wire". Seems like a decent enough chap. A decent chap, whose wife had to do an interview saying that his British accent was his real voice, not just put on for the cameras. So even when he's being himself, people think he as a fake piece of shit. You're right though, he seems a top bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I'd say he's a cert to be the next Bond. But if he isn't then of course it's because everyone involved is racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, MikeD said: I'd say he's a cert to be the next Bond. But if he isn't then of course it's because everyone involved is racist. Or a door auditioned and out-acted the one trick, moody pony cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fair play to all of you fucking retards. I wasn't stating that Wales is a breeding ground for talent, simply that I think Idris Elba is a shit actor and a boring cunt. If we are going to hate countries on account of their lack of talent, many thanks for Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/WhoGivesAFuck, Jeremy Clarkson and James Fucking Corden, you fucking shitsticks. And if you illiterate spunk bubbles had read other posts of mine, you'll realise I'm not overly fond of the people of my motherland, although Katherine Jenkins can sing, has nice tits, and used to be a bit naughty. Now kindly fuck off Idris is a Welsh name, isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I've not met any Idrises/Idrisi on my travels. Think it's Sierra Leoneonen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 "My names Bond,Jamal Bond" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 13 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Yes that's him. The last real great talent was Harry Secombe , his voice was great and the way he could blow raspberries on 'The Goon Show' was brilliant . ...and the marvellous way he turned laughter into a chicken clucking, oh my aching sides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 9 hours ago, neil298 said: "My names Bond,Jamal Bond" Oscar winner written all over it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 If he becomes Bond, how the fuck are they going to square it when they have the arch-criminals in Africa? I mean come on, everyone knows Bond is from a white middle-class background with a smooth home counties non-accent, and that's perfect for sneaking round Darkest Africa in disguise... ...if they send a black bloke with that accent everyone will spot him a mile off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: If he becomes Bond, how the fuck are they going to square it when they have the arch-criminals in Africa? I mean come on, everyone knows Bond is from a white middle-class background with a smooth home counties non-accent, and that's perfect for sneaking round Darkest Africa in disguise... ...if they send a black bloke with that accent everyone will spot him a mile off.. The criminals are white these days, makes it less offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: The criminals are white these days, makes it less offensive. RACIST!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Idris is a Welsh name, isn't it? Idris always have and still make very good ginger beer. So Idris has nothing to do with Wales (boyo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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