Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Coming soon, Quincy's sci-fi masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Sounds right up my street, I can hardly wait. I'm misting up with nostalgia even as I type for those heady days of calculating Hohmann transfers with a slide rule. And jumpers for goalposts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sounds right up my street, I can hardly wait. I'm misting up with nostalgia even as I type for those heady days of calculating Hohmann transfers with a slide rule. And jumpers for goalposts... LaGrange points for goalposts, corridors and spin, heart rending tales of sweethearts left aged in time-debt by those only months older dropping out of relativistic travel, ignorant savages under the long sun. That type of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: LaGrange points for goalposts, corridors and spin, heart rending tales of sweethearts left aged in time-debt by those only months older dropping out of relativistic travel, ignorant savages under the long sun. That type of shit? Fuck yeah Quincy, fuck yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: LaGrange points for goalposts, corridors and spin, heart rending tales of sweethearts left aged in time-debt by those only months older dropping out of relativistic travel, ignorant savages under the long sun. That type of shit? No, I worked at NASA. Oh, so many years have gone though I'm older but a year, your mother's eyes from your eyes cry to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck yeah Quincy, fuck yeah. Have you read "The Martian"? I don't mean have you watched the gay fucking film, I mean have you read the book? I came several times when he got the Pathfinder comms up and running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you read "The Martian"? I don't mean have you watched the gay fucking film, I mean have you read the book? I came several times when he got the Pathfinder comms up and running. I have, I got a forward copy from an editor mate a good while ago, though it was pretty boss it wasn't Helliconia, but good nonetheless. Nothing compared to the shit you are yet to behold. I will say this: an off world White Sea. Tittilated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Orbital mechanics sounds like another name for make up artists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: it wasn't Helliconia, I always had a particular soft spot for "Hothouse". 17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I will say this: an off world White Sea. Tittilated? All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I always had a particular soft spot for "Hothouse". All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. When this great green earth finally gives up her essential spores I hope you and I can take a handy spider to the fucking moon, you cUnT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 So are you nominating Orbital Mechanics as a cunt, or is this another of your drunken ramblings Quincy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Orbital mechanics sounds like another name for make up artists. You mean "hairdressers"..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: So are you nominating Orbital Mechanics as a cunt, or is this another of your drunken ramblings Quincy? Er. The second one. Still , it will be fucking epic when I get round to doing it, after this ibuprofen kicks in and the first Bloody Mary . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Amazing, I didn't think someone would churn out a more pointless nom this week than Withers' girly rant about abusing other members, but here we have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Amazing, I didn't think someone would churn out a more pointless nom this week than Withers' girly rant about abusing other members, but here we have it. Yeah, it's fucking shite. A nom about a nom that's meant to be fantastic but is barely on the drawing board. I was fairly bollocksed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 On 20/02/2016 at 2:15 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yeah, it's fucking shite. A nom about a nom that's meant to be fantastic but is barely on the drawing board. I was fairly bollocksed though. Fucking poor show, Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Fucking poor show, Quincy. Stop stealing my thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 All is not lost. I had not heard of Helliconia, so I Googled, liked the sound of them and have ordered all 3. Cheers Cockfingers you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: All is not lost. I had not heard of Helliconia, so I Googled, liked the sound of them and have ordered all 3. Cheers Cockfingers you cunt. If this type of thing is your bag, you shan't be sorry- not at all sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 On 19/02/2016 at 10:50 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Coming soon, Quincy's sci-fi masterpiece. Space Cunts 4: Revenge of the Sex Robots 'In space, no one can hear you wank'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 23 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: Space Cunts 4: Revenge of the Sex Robots 'In space, no one can hear you wank'. It will be a fuck load better than that shit. Measure twice, cut once, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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