Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Welcome back to the thread Mr Quim, bubbles, me and wizz are flagging rapidly here. Speak for yourself, Scotty. Try this on for size with some audience participation. Knock, knock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 I did post a few more jokes up involving dead babies but I'm not sure if they were removed or didn't post properly, I'm guessing the former. Speaking of which have you ever tried to post a dead baby? Stamp prices are outrageous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, BrothersQuim said: I did post a few more jokes up involving dead babies but I'm not sure if they were removed or didn't post properly, I'm guessing the former. They were removed because they were shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They were removed because they were shit. Better watch out for the majority of your posts disappearing from the site then Quince you flamboyant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Better watch out for the majority of your posts disappearing from the site then Quince you flamboyant cunt. Every genius writer should know better than to rail against their editor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Every genius writer should know better than to rail against their editor. After spending quite a lot of time on this site, even before joining I can safely say I am yet to see a genius here, myself included in that statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: After spending quite a lot of time on this site, even before joining I can safely say I am yet to see a genius here, myself included in that statement. Must be something wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Must be something wrong with you. Trust me there's a hell of a lot wrong with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, BrothersQuim said: Trust me there's a hell of a lot wrong with me! Maybe you should end it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: Welcome back to the thread Mr Quim, bubbles, me and wizz are flagging rapidly here. Some of these are fucking terrible but they're all I can find that haven't been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Maybe you should end it all. I don't fancy having a full blown conversation with you to push me over the edge is all Quince, i'm not ready for that shit just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 55 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Some of these are fucking terrible but they're all I can find that haven't been done. Some of the highest scoring jokes on sicki were fucking awful mate, but at least the mods on there didn't delete them. Keep them coming, or I'm going to have to start writing some fresh ones. You have been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Speak for yourself, Scotty. Try this on for size with some audience participation. Knock, knock... Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Who's there? Fuck off. See, comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Think a better set up would have been : Knock knock Who's there? Fuck Fuck who? Fuck mods who delete dark jokes on a site called Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 There is a difference between dark jokes and revolting jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 An elderly couple are sat in church on Sunday. The woman leans over to the man and says "I've just let out a really long but thankfully silent fart. I might have even shit myself, what should I do?" The man replies "Change the batteries in your fucking hearing aid." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Rick_B said: There is a difference between dark jokes and revolting jokes. Which category do Frankie Boyle's "Harvey" jokes fall into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 3 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: I did post a few more jokes up involving dead babies but I'm not sure if they were removed or didn't post properly, I'm guessing the former. Speaking of which have you ever tried to post a dead baby? Stamp prices are outrageous! It's sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's sick Wehey! I owe you a like for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: There is a difference between dark jokes and revolting jokes. Manky knows a few dark jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's sick Yes. Yes, it is. Hence the thread name. And the nature of the site it is devoted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Yes. Yes, it is. Hence the thread name. And the nature of the site it is devoted to. The dead baby thing is something I find upsetting on a personal level but hey ho as you say 'hence the name'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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