scotty Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 9 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fucking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!" Luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out. Can I just welcome brother quim to the fold after his heroic batch of jokes yesterday. I originally thought he was a bit of a cunt tbh, but I've changed my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Care to explain to everyone why you came out with the disgusting shit that you posted and then had the audacity to deny? As if you thought you would get away with it you thick cunt. Admin quite rightly outed you, so the best thing you can do is crawl back into your pit and stay the fuck off of the site. I explained my position to Admin directly, it has fuck all to do with you, except that this is the 3rd time in a couple of weeks you have directly accused me of being a nonce/paedo/sex offender. Oh yes, and you asked me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 50 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off you thick cunt. Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Unlike his rent boys I'd prefer just one at a time,quality not quantity you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Can I just welcome brother quim to the fold after his heroic batch of jokes yesterday. I originally thought he was a bit of a cunt tbh, but I've changed my mind. I'm with you 100%, Scotty. I thought MothersQuim was a bit of a cunt too. Now I've decided he's a complete cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: I'm with you 100%, Scotty. I thought MothersQuim was a bit of a cunt too. Now I've decided he's a complete cunt. Higher praise no man could give, bubbles. My young son looked up from his book and asked what a vagina was, so I explained it to him. "Does mummy have one?" he asked. "Yes, every woman does," I replied. "What is hers like?" he asked. "You tell me," I said. "You're the last bloke that was anywhere near it." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I'm with you 100%, Scotty. I thought MothersQuim was a bit of a cunt too. Now I've decided he's a complete cunt. Well thank you for your kind words gents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 On 15 March 2016 at 8:59 PM, Decimus said: Fucking hell, your obsession with always having to have the last word has lead you to this. You really are quite thick. I'd point out your idiocy, but Ding beat me to it. Ding, I feel if there's one thing people would say about me, it's that I do my best to give people a chance. I see the good in everyone, and am always out to make a new friend. I'm caring, compassionate and approachable. Bearing that in mind, I've tried my best to like you, I really have. But I've come to the conclusion that you need to be cloned a million times over, just so we can send you and your clones to a bespoke Ding concentration camp. Straight from the production line into the torture chamber. You owe it to the world to suffer an agonising death over and over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Ding, I feel if there's one thing people would say about me, it's that I do my best to give people a chance. I see the good in everyone, and am always out to make a new friend. I'm caring, compassionate and approachable. Bearing that in mind, I've tried my best to like you, I really have. But I've come to the conclusion that you need to be cloned a million times over, just so we can send you and your clones to a bespoke Ding concentration camp. Straight from the production line into the torture chamber. You owe it to the world to suffer an agonising death over and over and over again. Surely you mean Decs? Either you have quoted the wrong person or you have named the wrong person. Either way you have made yourself look like a complete fucking idiot once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 3 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Well thank you for your kind words gents. Here's some kind words from the ladies: Fuck off you cunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: Surely you mean Decs? Either you have quoted the wrong person or you have named the wrong person. Either way you have made yourself look like a complete fucking idiot once again. Indeed I did quote the wrong person. Thank you for pointing that out you odious little pedant. Do you want to suck my dick Snatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Indeed I did quote the wrong person. Thank you for pointing that out you odious little pedant. Do you want to suck my dick Snatch? Is that the best you can come out with or are you just coming out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 "Can I smell your pussy?" I said to a woman as she sat next to me at the bar. "No!" she replied. "Ah okay, it must be your feet then". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Welshman on his driving test, the examiner says "can you make a u turn" ? Make it turn he said, I can make its fucking eyes water. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Down at the local maternity unit three fathers,a Yorkshire man an Essex man and a Pakistani were waiting anxiously when the midwife informed them that their 3 new borns had been mixed up. She asked the Essex man to check first and see if he could identify his child,he enters the ward and comes out with what is quite obviously the Pakistani child, the Pakistani says to him "I think that baby may be mine to which the bloke says " look mate, one of those two in there is from Yorkshire and I'm taking no fucking chances"!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 How do Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irrisistable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 On 10/04/2016 at 7:41 PM, Bubbles said: What's red and hangs from a cunt? David Cameron's tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 I've just realised why I always cry after sex. That's the same knife I use for peeling onions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 "The total cost would be £3000," said the funeral director. "That includes digging the grave." "Is that the whole thing?" I asked. "Yes," he replied. "That's the hole thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 I'm going to go and rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I will then escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock. Let's see fucking Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 I overheard my daughter and her friends saying that they are going to take part in a wet t-shirt competition tonight. I'll be the judge of that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 16 hours ago, Eddie said: How do Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irrisistable How does a closet homosexual with special needs spell 'irresistible'? Irrisistable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: How does a closet homosexual with special needs spell 'irresistible'? Irrisistable do you want to suck my dick Bubbles ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: do you want to suck my dick Bubbles ? I assume you're addressing me, Edward? Although by your spasticated scrawl, you could be posting an open invitation to the rest of your glory-hole gang and have simply named your dick after me, who you quite clearly adore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 The price of lamb in Wales has just gone up again. It's now £4.95 an hour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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