Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 35 minutes ago, nocti said: More like thrown out of a 12th floor window. The cunt's brain is scrambled to fuck. Rumour has it he was born on the M1. The only place I've ever been expelled from is Cuntscorner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Where's Southerncunts answer to the Aboriginies problem? Is it a gas chamber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Where's Southerncunts answer to the Aboriginies problem? Is it a gas chamber? Ever more inventive with spelling. You really are a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 16 hours ago, Punkape said: The only place I've ever been expelled from is Cuntscorner. Shame they let you back in. Mind you,this boring and tedious ID isn't as boring and tedious as your other ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 17 hours ago, Punkape said: The only place I've ever been expelled from is Cuntscorner. I suppose dribbling down your mother's leg four months prematurely doesn't count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I suppose dribbling down your mother's leg four months prematurely doesn't count? PunkApe is such a pile of shit that I refuse to believe he was spawned any other way than out of his mother's puckered arsehole at an extreme velocity. Cunt probably hit the wall on the way out, denting his little infant head. Delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: PunkApe is such a pile of shit that I refuse to believe he was spawned any other way than out of his mother's puckered arsehole at an extreme velocity. Cunt probably hit the wall on the way out, denting his little infant head. Delightful. I reckon he was found in a Tesco carrier bag, that's why he's so obsessed and has such a hatred of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: I reckon he was found in a Tesco carrier bag, that's why he's so obsessed and has such a hatred of them. Hopefully he'll end up asphyxiating himself in one too, thus beginning and finishing his miserable existence within the confines of a plastic bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 27 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Hopefully he'll end up asphyxiating himself in one too, thus beginning and finishing his miserable existence within the confines of a plastic bag. not much chance of that I am afraid......he is too much of a tight cunt to pay the 5p. He may choke on a large member but seeing as its probably the Judges winkle he munches on, that too is a forlorn hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Shame they let you back in. Mind you,this boring and tedious ID isn't as boring and tedious as your other ID. I've never had another ID Nocti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've never had another ID Nocti. I think that statement should be ended with a well deserved lol......its the only thing you have ever posted which is genuinely funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: I think that statement should be ended with a well deserved lol......its the only thing you have ever posted which is genuinely funny Fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Fuck off Frank. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: PunkApe is such a pile of shit that I refuse to believe he was spawned any other way than out of his mother's puckered arsehole at an extreme velocity. Cunt probably hit the wall on the way out, denting his little infant head. Delightful. You're most likely the result of a union between Jimmy Savile and one of his Broadmoor inmates. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Hopefully he'll end up asphyxiating himself in one too, thus beginning and finishing his miserable existence within the confines of a plastic bag. I will happily volunteer to help him, if he can't manage it himself... or is there a big fucking queue?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Yeah.... Australians are a bit confusing aren't they? A little while ago I struck up an online friendship with a pleasant woman of a certain age called Maureen.... She said she was a nurse. I was looking forward to long midnight chats about my haemorrhoids and lumbago when she began saying she wanted me to be her special cuckold friend and wanted to watch me being bummed by her well endowed shag partner called Bruce. All I can say is, if this is the way that nursing staff behave in Australia then their health service must be in a hell of a fucking state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Yeah.... Australians are a bit confusing aren't they? A little while ago I struck up an online friendship with a pleasant woman of a certain age called Maureen.... She said she was a nurse. I was looking forward to long midnight chats about my haemorrhoids and lumbago when she began saying she wanted me to be her special cuckold friend and wanted to watch me being bummed by her well endowed shag partner called Bruce. All I can say is, if this is the way that nursing staff behave in Australia then their health service must be in a hell of a fucking state! no wonder anyone with medical qualifications gets to the front of the queue...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yeah.... Australians are a bit confusing aren't they? A little while ago I struck up an online friendship with a pleasant woman of a certain age called Maureen.... She said she was a nurse. I was looking forward to long midnight chats about my haemorrhoids and lumbago when she began saying she wanted me to be her special cuckold friend and wanted to watch me being bummed by her well endowed shag partner called Bruce. All I can say is, if this is the way that nursing staff behave in Australia then their health service must be in a hell of a fucking state! You could have got lucky there, Spot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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