Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 It seems there are very few places where one can dine these days and decide whether or or to leave a tip, depending on the level of service received. Every fucking eatery I visit adds an 'optional' service charge to the bill. Not being a cheap cunt, I always arm myself with a few notes and coins in order to leave a tip if the service has been adequate, or if the waitress has been fit enough to want to fuck. This 'optional' charge is bollocks as it makes you look a right cunt asking to remove it, no matter how fucking ugly the waitress is, or shit the service has been. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: It seems there are very few places where one can dine these days and decide whether or or to leave a tip, depending on the level of service received. Every fucking eatery I visit adds an 'optional' service charge to the bill. Not being a cheap cunt, I always arm myself with a few notes and coins in order to leave a tip if the service has been adequate, or if the waitress has been fit enough to want to fuck. This 'optional' charge is bollocks as it makes you look a right cunt asking to remove it, no matter how fucking ugly the waitress is, or shit the service has been. You have to be careful because you may go back and they'll remember. And you don't want the maître d adding anything to your chasseur sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You have to be careful because you may go back and they'll remember. And you don't want the maître d adding anything to your chasseur sauce. Unlikely Gypps, it was fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I just had to pay one of these charges at lunch. I left skid marks in their shitter as revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: It seems there are very few places where one can dine these days and decide whether or or to leave a tip, depending on the level of service received. Every fucking eatery I visit adds an 'optional' service charge to the bill. Not being a cheap cunt, I always arm myself with a few notes and coins in order to leave a tip if the service has been adequate, or if the waitress has been fit enough to want to fuck. This 'optional' charge is bollocks as it makes you look a right cunt asking to remove it, no matter how fucking ugly the waitress is, or shit the service has been. outrageous Bubba....... They should not be charging you at all Bubba...I gave those cunts a twenty at Christmas and now I hear this,,,,,I tell you those Sally army hostels in Cwmbran are really just beyond the pale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Wesley street has taken a bit of a downturn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: It seems there are very few places where one can dine these days and decide whether or or to leave a tip, depending on the level of service received. Every fucking eatery I visit adds an 'optional' service charge to the bill. Not being a cheap cunt, I always arm myself with a few notes and coins in order to leave a tip if the service has been adequate, or if the waitress has been fit enough to want to fuck. This 'optional' charge is bollocks as it makes you look a right cunt asking to remove it, no matter how fucking ugly the waitress is, or shit the service has been. Bubbles, this is well fucking identified: a Cuntish practice indeed. Another disgusting American habit adopted by fucking theives on Blighty. Not only is it tight as fuck for wanks over here to slap on service charge with no guarantee that service staff get it - they usually don't get it all here- to add a second tier to this shite is fucking terrible. Though they've imported this yank habit, at least there it's absolutely for the staff - they rely on it , and are incentivised by it. These fucksmokers have adopted it but are fucking keeping it! Horrendous cunts! Trades descriptions act , you cunts - if it is not for service staff, but for the company - how much is a burger ? How much is a steak? What is the price ? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 31 minutes ago, luke swarm said: outrageous Bubba....... They should not be charging you at all Bubba...I gave those cunts a twenty at Christmas and now I hear this,,,,,I tell you those Sally army hostels in Cwmbran are really just beyond the pale. Cwmbranistan is a fucking massive shit hole, Lucas. Even Spotters wouldn't go there, and he's from Pontypool. Unfortunately, my birth place is not too far away from these vile places, but at least I've moved away to somewhere semi-respectable. And I can't see a fucking bungalow for miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Cwmbranistan is a fucking massive shit hole, Lucas. Even Spotters wouldn't go there, and he's from Pontypool. Unfortunately, my birth place is not too far away from these vile places, but at least I've moved away to somewhere semi-respectable. And I can't see a fucking bungalow for miles. Most dumps are born in the toilet , and move, through the local authority sewer system, to the sea. Have you a sea view? I'm not implying anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I just had to pay one of these charges at lunch. I left skid marks in their shitter as revenge. You fucking posh prick, William. Why not just go all out and have a dirty protest on the walls of The Harvester you were in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Most dumps are born in the toilet , and move, through the local authority sewer system, to the sea. Have you a sea view? I'm not implying anything. Almost, I can smell it. Although that fishy aroma may just be your wife's axe wound, LOL. Oh no, I've said too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Unlikely Gypps, it was fucking shit. That's what he may add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: You fucking posh prick, William. Why not just go all out and have a dirty protest on the walls of The Harvester you were in? I'm already banned from The Harvester off the M40 after the infamous salad bar love eggs incident of 2006. I don't venture any further than that anonymous strip of motorway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's what he may add. I was taking about the peppercorn sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm already banned from The Harvester off the M40 after the infamous salad bar love eggs incident of 2006. I don't venture any further than that anonymous strip of motorway. Hard-boiled or poached, sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 39 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Cwmbranistan is a fucking massive shit hole, Lucas. Even Spotters wouldn't go there, and he's from Pontypool. Unfortunately, my birth place is not too far away from these vile places, but at least I've moved away to somewhere semi-respectable. And I can't see a fucking bungalow for miles. I like bungalows. Not far to climb for the lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 No cunt tips me in my job and I wouldn't fucking expect it,i never tip,I fucking expect a good plate of nosh and served the right way,they're a fucking restuarant for christs sake,that is their trade,their speciality.I'm not a tight cunt I just dont pay extra for what I went for,fuck 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I just had to pay one of these charges at lunch. I left skid marks in their shitter as revenge. Did you enjoy your McNuggets though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: No cunt tips me in my job Yes Neil but restaurants are a service industry.....it is customary to show ones appreciation if particularly good service or food has been dispensed. You don't have to but it is customary. My point being that it would be stretching this a bit far to offer a tip to someone in your occupation. It is not customary to offer monetary tips to minor officials in the STD clinic as far as I am aware. I trust that has clarified the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 59 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Most dumps are born in the toilet , and move, through the local authority sewer system, to the sea. Have you a sea view? I'm not implying anything. Quince, Drew liked this. Raise the fucking bar, sharpish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Quince, Drew liked this. Raise the fucking bar, sharpish. ProfB is online. Any bar is about to get lowered at great speed. Hopefully a crowbar on its fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: ProfB is online. . quick all you cunts Log OFF Log OFF...this is a DefCon 1 situation........it may think no one is home and just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I keep seeing ProfB lurking, luckily the mute button seems to be working... can't be banned because you don't get your name down there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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