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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Hey, I'm just a Tesco shelf-stacker from the Valleys.

Fucking kill yourself now you worthless cunt. Literally end all consciousness you hold dear with immediate effect.

1 hour ago, MikeD said:

Don't you fucking start, she'll never let up now!

Put every single modicum of strength left in your insignificant piece of shit body into ending itself. Now. You fucking shadow of fuck all.

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Just now, nocti said:

Put every single modicum of strength left in your insignificant piece of shit body into ending itself. Now. You fucking shadow of fuck all.

Fucking hell, that's a bit strong.

You taking Frank's place tonight?

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Just now, nocti said:

I'm not here for April 1st so wanted to get in early.

Fuck me, I just get Decimus off my back, temporarily no fucking doubt, and some other cunt takes up the baton.

 

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Just now, MikeD said:

Fuck me, I just get Decimus off my back, temporarily no fucking doubt, and some other cunt takes up the baton.

 

I thought the April 1st thing would've given a hint to the actual severity of my message you daft cunt.

..and who the fuck are you calling a cunt anyway you cheeky fucking cunt?

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1 minute ago, nocti said:

I thought the April 1st thing would've given a hint to the actual severity of my message you daft cunt.

..and who the fuck are you calling a cunt anyway you cheeky fucking cunt?

I thought maybe Decimus or Frank had got to you and persuaded you to carry out a hit.

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3 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Have I missed something regarding this nom?

I've missed you like a Deep South black man misses a lynch mob. Fuck off, you've got go. 

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1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Oh! Is Roops going to show us her chocolate starfish?

Going by past pics you would need a hedge trimmer and a fucking miner's helmet to find your way to it.

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Just now, Bill Stickers said:

I've missed you like a Deep South black man misses a lynch mob. Fuck off, you've got go. 

Fuck me! Do they have Wi fi in homeless shelters these days?

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3 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Fuck me! Do they have Wi fi in homeless shelters these days?

No, I've nicked a mobile phone off a granny and am using McDonald's wifi. 

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Almost three years ago (on Monday, 22nd July 2013, at 18:53, if memory serves) I posted this picture of a frightfully hairy biff to the gallery of the old main site. I was castigated by the eponymous star of this thread who, prior to global warming, was a far less frequent migratory visitor to these shores. She said it was a predictable and hackneyed decrying of strong and hirsute women, or words to that effect, and only to be expected from a naughty schoolboy. I think I now understand why.

I don't know why I'm telling you this. Perhaps because those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it?

Well, its with some trepidation that I question your encyclopaedic memory on all things CC, but if you posted the image in July 2013 it wouldn't have survived for more than two hours at the most. Perhaps you were castigated for posting it in the first place? If I recall, there was some debate going on where some of the (mainly) younger punters were giving it large on how they insist their partners remove all their pubic hair. If I said anything at all, I would have given the opinion that women should not pander to whim of partners conditioned in part by the porn paradigm.

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1 hour ago, Snatch said:

You said you went to University and studied a science subject,so are you thick? You never which subject as science covers alot of subjects.

And here you are saying you have brains and implying Decs hasn't. He's made you look a right cunt in the past,even Ding did as well and as usual when someone does that you resort to the "your thick" retort.

The only ones I see on here agreeing with you are Admin and that useless James O' Brian wannabe RickfuckingB.

 

Presumably, brain box, you mean James O'Brien. I'll accept the complement, he's very good at exposing gross stupidity and taking apart the ridiculous arguments of the likes of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. Yeah I think my new role on The Corner may well be as the forum's James O'Brien.

:)

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Just now, Rick_B said:

Presumably, brain box, you mean James O'Brien. I'll accept the complement, he's very good at exposing gross stupidity and taking apart the ridiculous arguments of the likes of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. Yeah I think my new role on The Corner may well be as the forum's James O'Brien.

:)

So I spelt the cunts name wrong,what of it. Yes take that role as I've said in the past,3 times I've asked you to mention where racism was in a post and you could not answer it as there wasn't any. So a good O'BREIN you would make. Plus he's a complete bigoted cunt as well.

Until then go back to your stamp collecting.

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6 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

Presumably, brain box, you mean James O'Brien. I'll accept the complement, he's very good at exposing gross stupidity and taking apart the ridiculous arguments of the likes of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. Yeah I think my new role on The Corner may well be as the forum's James O'Brien.

:)

Is that a white guitar in your pic?

Bit racist that, isn't it?

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1 minute ago, Rick_B said:

Presumably, brain box, you mean James O'Brien. I'll accept the complement, he's very good at exposing gross stupidity and taking apart the ridiculous arguments of the likes of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. Yeah I think my new role on The Corner may well be as the forum's James O'Brien.

:)

Snort the scraped off skids from my boxers Rick you sweaty half-pint of shit.

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1 hour ago, Snatch said:

You said you went to University and studied a science subject,so are you thick? You never which subject as science covers alot of subjects.

And here you are saying you have brains and implying Decs hasn't. He's made you look a right cunt in the past,even Ding did as well and as usual when someone does that you resort to the "your thick" retort.

The only ones I see on here agreeing with you are Admin and that useless James O' Brian wannabe RickfuckingB.

 

I think we both know  we were both using the term "educated" as in benefitting an education, wait a minute...this is going straight over your head. Snatch, you are of such a bigoted frame of mind you are going to disagree whatever I say. The rest of your post is just specious ramblings or nonsense.

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Just now, nocti said:

The only thing you've fucking missed, you stupid cunt, is a main artery when piercing the lid of your pot noodle you sperm farming waste of atoms.

Get off your dad's laptop before he takes his belt off to you for looking at his collection of animal porn.

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Just now, Mrs Roops said:

I think we both know  we were both using the term "educated" as in benefitting an education, wait a minute...this is going straight over your head. Snatch, you are of such a bigoted frame of mind you are going to disagree whatever I say. The rest of your post is just specious ramblings or nonsense.

benefitting? I think you'll find it's benefiting.

I knew you would say I was wrong and my post would be nonsense,thats how predictable you are.

Fucking hell,even Profb was more amusing than you.

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