camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 My favourite poem is 'Remember' by Christina Rossetti, which I think is the most poignant poem ever written. Google it! I also love 'Chicken Town' by John Cooper-Clarke. What is there not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Forgive my ignorance but i live in Norfolk, but presumably an road with an M prefix means something? I've heard tell of such multi-laned behemoths scarring the landscape of the outlands. Iron shelled carriages traverse them at double figured speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard tell of such multi-laned behemoths scarring the landscape of the outlands. Iron shelled carriages traverse them at double figured speed. Take no note of these horseless carriage cunts- it'll never catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I also love 'Chicken Town' by John Cooper-Clarke. What is there not to like? The first line,the last line and all those in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: You're not very widely read then are you ? It's hard to focus when you take a lot of drugs.... ba hons 2.1 English literature/language. Professional& creative writing. No, not very widely read... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 26 minutes ago, deebom said: ba hons 2.1 English literature/language. Professional& creative writing. No, not very widely read... yes that's all very well but I can out do it.......CSE Grade 2 Eng Lit......class of 77, Smethwick Hall School. A Vintage year for cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My favourite poem is 'Remember' by Christina Rossetti, which I think is the most poignant poem ever written. Google it! I also love 'Chicken Town' by John Cooper-Clarke. What is there not to like? I vaguely remember that one, no pun intended... 2 hours ago, Snatch said: The first line,the last line and all those in between. There's a fucking shit fucking load of fucking, what's fucking not to fucking like you fucking prim fucking cunt? 1 hour ago, deebom said: ba hons 2.1 English literature/language. Professional& creative writing. No, not very widely read... Second class, pretty much sums it up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 There once was a prick named Ding Whose posts were not riveting In fact they were shit I would like to hit The cunt, in my car whilst speeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubbles said: There once was a prick named Ding Whose posts were not riveting In fact they were shit I would like to hit The cunt, in my car and speeding Edited it for you, you useless fuckwit, get the cadence right ffs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 On the site of a thousand arseholes by the sign of the swinging tit Were a load of cunts with their pants all in a bunch and they were all talking shit. Posting insults that a small child could make there was an awful cunt called bubbles Comes across like he had a bad childhood though full of lots of awful troubles. Now on comes frank and his many ids arguing with himselves Manky dreams of a real job someday in Aldi stacking shelves. Punkape's regular tales of golf, the catholic church and public schools Explain why his arsehole always hurts when he is passing stools. The rest of you can fuck off too and suffer painful rectal trauma. This shite poem is from the bottom of my arse to all you cunts on the corner. Now fuck off. Noakes out. For now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: On the site of a thousand arseholes by the sign of the swinging tit Were a load of cunts with their pants all in a bunch and they were all talking shit. Posting insults that a small child could make there was an awful cunt called bubbles Comes across like he had a bad childhood though full of lots of awful troubles. Now on comes frank and his many ids arguing with himselves Manky dreams of a real job someday in Aldi stacking shelves. Punkape's regular tales of golf, the catholic church and public schools Explain why his arsehole always hurts when he is passing stools. The rest of you can fuck off too and suffer painful rectal trauma. This shite poem is from the bottom of my arse to all you cunts on the corner. Now fuck off. Noakes out. For now. Owe you a like for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I vaguely remember that one, no pun intended... There's a fucking shit fucking load of fucking, what's fucking not to fucking like you fucking prim fucking cunt? Second class, pretty much sums it up.... Meh. I went to uni because I was bored. It was fun, I had a good time, made some good friends from other walks of life. It's just a piece of paper I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 'On yonder hill, there stood a coo, it's nae there noo, it must hae shifted.' William Topaz McGonagall. Fuck your Shakespeare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, deebom said: Meh. I went to uni because I was bored. It was fun, I had a good time, made some good friends from other walks of life. It's just a piece of paper I have. Hear hear. I went for the 2c-I and the stella not the academia. I fared quite well on both fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Bubbles said: There once was a prick named Ding Whose posts were never that riveting In fact they were shit I would like to hit The cunt, whilst in my car and speeding It appears, like your mum, you have a full or partial extra copy of chromosome 21. Can I draw eyebrows on her if she falls asleep at the bbq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: It appears, like your mum, you have a full or partial extra copy of chromosome 21. Can I draw eyebrows on her if she falls asleep at the bbq? Is she invited? She will be pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Is she invited? She will be pleased. Sure, why not. We will have to put her away when we serve the food, I will give her a pork chop bone to gnaw on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sure, why not. We will have to put her away when we serve the food, I will give her a pork chop bone to gnaw on. Thanks, Ed, but there's no need to give her anything like that, it gives her heartburn. Just some water, tap, and dry pedigree chum will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I also love 'Chicken Town' by John Cooper-Clarke. What is there not to like? Keep up love, there's a good girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Thanks, Ed, but there's no need to give her anything like that, it gives her heartburn. Just some water, tap, and dry pedigree chum will suffice. Nasty bit of work, no wonder she hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Nasty bit of work, no wonder she hates you. I do what I can for her affection, Edward. Can I have yours, please? It would mean the world to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I do what I can for her affection, Edward. Can I have yours, please? It would mean the world to me. I know you are probably a decent bloke but it's simply out of the question, it's the Welsh issue, I can't see past it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I know you are probably a decent bloke but it's simply out of the question, it's the Welsh issue, I can't see past it. Ah well, thanks for at least considering it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Spaztik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 51 minutes ago, scotty said: Keep up love, there's a good girl. I'm always a good girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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