Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I just don't understand what the fuck people get out of this supposed literary art form. To me, it's a load of disjointed fucking nonsense, written by cunts and read by cunts. How the fuck can being a poet be classed as a fucking vocation? Load of fucking shit. run Punkape.exe /defendpoetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 In Tesco there once was an Ape Who would run from his wife to escape He would crap on the floor Then shout "I'm so poor" Then get arrested for shoplifting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: In Tesco there once was an Ape Who would run from his wife to escape He would crap on the floor Then shout "I'm so poor" Then get arrested for shoplifting. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 25 minutes ago, Ape said: I just don't understand what the fuck people get out of this supposed literary art form. To me, it's a load of disjointed fucking nonsense, written by cunts and read by cunts. How the fuck can being a poet be classed as a fucking vocation? Load of fucking shit. run Punkape.exe /defendpoetry All art is subjective, Ape, but I concur, it's utter fucking bollocks and only students and cunts like it. Good nom. A limerick on the other hand, well, they're hilarious. I was having good fun on a thread that had evolved into a limerick laden cunting-fest before I got chucked in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There once was a cunt called Mike... Erm...that's it really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Poetry is indeed an art form. Any philistine cunt who doesn't appreciate the work of Patience Strong or John Cooper Clark has no soul. Lady Jane was another great poet. Tennyson, Byron, Shelly. Fucking great stuff. Wilfred Owen and the war poets. Class. Naturally, there are some cunts. Nom discredited. Too fucking easy. Now try me on a difficult one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: There once was a cunt called Mike... Erm...that's it really. There once was a spacker called Mike, Whose wife was a fat ugly dyke, He had turned her gay, Through dreadful foreplay, Bet the cunt won't give this a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Poetry is indeed an art form. Any philistine cunt who doesn't appreciate the work of Patience Strong or John Cooper Clark has no soul. Lady Jane was another great poet. Tennyson, Byron, Shelly. Fucking great stuff. Wilfred Owen and the war poets. Class. Naturally, there are some cunts. Nom discredited. Too fucking easy. Now try me on a difficult one. Just reeling off a list of poets isn't really discrediting the nom. It's just making it abundantly obvious that you're a cunt pretending to be cultured. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Manky said: Poetry is indeed an art form. Any philistine cunt who doesn't appreciate the work of Patience Strong or John Cooper Clark has no soul. Lady Jane was another great poet. Tennyson, Byron, Shelly. Fucking great stuff. Wilfred Owen and the war poets. Class. Naturally, there are some cunts. Nom discredited. Too fucking easy. Now try me on a difficult one. How about rap music manky, Poetry to a beat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: There once was a spacker called Mike, Whose wife was a fat ugly dyke, He had turned her gay, Through dreadful foreplay, Bet the cunt won't give this a like. There once was a fucker called Bill Who I really think is mentally ill He thinks he's the best So much better than the rest Fuck me, I wish he'd swallow some pill(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Just reeling off a list of poets isn't really discrediting the nom. It's just making it abundantly obvious that you're a cunt pretending to be cultured. Fuck off. "Shall I compare thee to a summers day" "Thou art more beautiful and temperate." There you are Ape. From Shakespere's Sonnets and available to anyone who can read. Available from your local library for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Just reeling off a list of poets isn't really discrediting the nom. It's just making it abundantly obvious that you're a cunt pretending to be cultured. Fuck off. I don't come here to make friends. If you had studied my post, you would have seen the name Patience Strong. She is to poetry what Stephen Hawking is to pole vaulting. A must read. I am not at all sophisticated or cultured but all that shite is personal preference. Luckily, living at the cultural hub of the most cultured country in the world, some of it rubs off. I feel sorry for the rest of you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: How about rap music manky, Poetry to a beat? Rap is fucking shit. End of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: "Shall I compare thee to a summers day" "Thou art more beautiful and temperate." There you are Ape. From Shakespere's Sonnets and available to anyone who can read. Available from your local library for nothing. So you've quoted two lines from Shakespeare's Sonnets - very well done. Fucking Delboy could quote lines like this - it doesn't make you a poetry expert. Mangetout Walter, Mangetout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Rap is fucking shit. End of. You fucking cunt, have you not listened to Vanilla Ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 27 minutes ago, Manky said: Poetry is indeed an art form. Any philistine cunt who doesn't appreciate the work of Patience Strong or John Cooper Clark has no soul. Lady Jane was another great poet. Tennyson, Byron, Shelly. Fucking great stuff. Wilfred Owen and the war poets. Class. Naturally, there are some cunts. Nom discredited. Too fucking easy. Now try me on a difficult one. That cunt Cooper Clarke might as well be talking in Hungarian, Manky, because I can't understand a fucking word that comes out of his mouth. I'm sure that he could be quite entertaining if he spoke in English, instead of reciting his poetry through the series of chirps, whistles and grunts that pass for his disgusting northern dialect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: There once was a spacker called Mike, Whose wife was a fat ugly dyke, He had turned her gay, Through dreadful foreplay, Bet the cunt won't give this a like. He's made you look a right cunt there with that like, Bill. Are you okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: That cunt Cooper Clarke might as well be talking in Hungarian, Manky, because I can't understand a fucking word that comes out of his mouth. I'm sure that he could be quite entertaining if he spoke in English, instead of reciting his poetry through the series of chirps, whistles and grunts that pass for his disgusting northern dialect. I suppose you like to curl up with Pam Ayers you dopey twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I suppose you like to curl up with Pam Ayers you dopey twat. She's not from Norfolk, if that's what your simian brain is trying to insinuate. We're famous for the greatest war hero England has ever produced, not for some fucking faggoty bender who recites poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I just don't understand what the fuck people get out of this supposed literary art form. To me, it's a load of disjointed fucking nonsense, written by cunts and read by cunts. How the fuck can being a poet be classed as a fucking vocation? Load of fucking shit. run Punkape.exe /defendpoetry I have to disagree with you Ape.......Poetry can be beautiful, sad , poignant and capture the mood of the times. I suggest you read some of Wilfred Owens or Siegfried Sassoons poetry that such beautifully captures the feelings after and during the Great War and is tear inducing stuff. Another must is George Seferis and of course the Wasteland by TS Elliot. I think you may have, like a lot of people been turned against poetry by people waging a war against the art form.....this devastating war was primarily led by that cunt Pam Ayres and she did a brilliant job in turning everyone against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: She's not from Norfolk, if that's what your simian brain is trying to insinuate. We're famous for the greatest war hero England has ever produced, not for some fucking faggoty bender who recites poetry. I do apologise. I knew she was a talentless pain in the arse with an accent resembling a speech impediment and brain damage so I naturally assumed she was from Norfolk. It wouldn't surprise me if she had form for murdering prostitutes and shooting pikeys which reinforced my geographical schoolboy error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: It wouldn't surprise me if she had form for murdering prostitutes and shooting pikeys which reinforced my geographical schoolboy error. Ah well, even if she did, at least she doesn't have form for abducting children and murdering them on moorland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Ah well, even if she did, at least she doesn't have form for abducting children and murdering them on moorland. Ian Brady was a jock. In the 60's Hattersley was in Derbyshire. We annexed it in the 70's you thick fuck. The moors were in Yorkshire so what is your point exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Ian Brady was a jock. In the 60's Hattersley was in Derbyshire. We annexed it in the 70's you thick fuck. The moors were in Yorkshire so what is your point exactly? Yes, I forgot that Ian Brady acted alone without an accomplice. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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