Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 30 minutes ago, deebom said: Wine is vile stuff wherever it fucking comes from. Drunk only by wimminz and bandits. You should both be ashamed of yourselves. What? Those Mexican bandits were tough bastards. Wrong bandits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: We must be German Lite because as far as i know Lotus hasn't tried to cheat their way through emmissions tests although there are a couple of jews at work that fuck me off and i don't really know why. How's the job at Doug the Heads, Diamond Merchants panning out Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: How's the job at Doug the Heads, Diamond Merchants panning out Drew. Yeah dad, you told us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: You could be right about the German angle. They say things come in 3's. Take gas. Ist, my uncle Heinrich mixed the plumbing up on his new shower design in the 40's. 2nd. Volkswagen fucked up the emission testing. 3rd. I let rip a SBD fart in town that overwhelmed A&E for 24 hours. Luckily I blamed Mrs Manky Can you see the connection? Yes, you bribed some eurocrat to ignore everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: My son has sent me a case of English wine as a token of his affection for me. Coals to Newcastle , quite frankly I would have preferred a sack of coal . Oz Clark I am not but I would say it is not just piss but stale piss. It is from one of your better vineyards in of all places NORFOLK !!. If this is what those who reside in that county drink no wonder they have developed webbed feet and have acid tongues. Detritus I forgive you for all the things you have said about me. You have my deepest sympathy. Vivre Prosecco....every cunt seems to be drinking fucking Prosecco here in Blighty at the moment Scrotes. Every bottle should come with a packet of Rennies or Settlers as its just reconstituted stomach acid with added fizz....probably secured from Fatty when he is admitted to A and E most Saturday nights in an unconscious state so not likely to run out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Prosecco....every cunt seems to be drinking fucking Prosecco here in Blighty at the moment Scrotes. Every bottle should come with a packet of Rennies or Settlers as its just reconstituted stomach acid with added fizz....probably secured from Fatty when he is admitted to A and E most Saturday nights in an unconscious state so not likely to run out.. By the size of the fucker there's a brewery in there, he'll make a fucking fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Prosecco's not bad, a light and refreshing drink to have with breakfast. Better and cheaper than shit champagne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Prosecco's not bad, a light and refreshing drink to have with breakfast. Better and cheaper than shit champagne. I can't imagine for one moment the producers of Prosecco expected it to accompany a bowl of Coco Pops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I can't imagine for one moment the producers of Prosecco expected it to accompany a bowl of Coco Pops A full English with double sausage accompanied by a rather yobbish but effervescent Prosecco....MMM lovely. Followed by a pint of milk of magnesia no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I can't imagine for one moment the producers of Prosecco expected it to accompany a bowl of Coco Pops Crunchy Nut Cornflakes you fucking racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: Everyone is getting a bit too pally on here. Count me out of your gay games. I will be strong and face the future, standing tall. Better to be a cunt on your feet than a big girlie on your knees. Said "bend over man" from Ancoats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Rapeseed oil is another English product that has benefited from good PR from chefs and gourmets who no doubt have large shares in production rights. I'm sick and fucking tired of that fat tongued cunt Oliver espousing the health and taste superiority of rapeseed over olive oil. The stuff is fucking vile, and to claim it has health benefits over olive oil is dubious, but to claim it tastes better is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Apart from its titillating name, rapeseed oil is bland, awful fucking shit. Yes, it's a celebrity chef fad. OK health wise in it's present form it is high in monosaturated fatty acids, but it's also horrible in my opinion. A bit of history, rapeseed oil was used mainly as a lubricant for white metal bearings used on railway wagon axles. It contained around 50% glyceryl esters of erucic acid. Erucic acid is toxic to the heart and consuming it in any quantity is a very bad idea. The stuff the chefs have orgasms over now is selectively bred low erucic rapeseed oil. The notion that it's the new olive oil is bollox and people who pay silly prices for it are idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Everyone is forgetting, the noble, Buckfast tonic wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Rick_B said: Yes, it's a celebrity chef fad. OK health wise in it's present form it is high in monosaturated fatty acids, but it's also horrible in my opinion. A bit of history, rapeseed oil was used mainly as a lubricant for white metal bearings used on railway wagon axles. It contained around 50% glyceryl esters of erucic acid. Erucic acid is toxic to the heart and consuming it in any quantity is a very bad idea. The stuff the chefs have orgasms over now is selectively bred low erucic rapeseed oil. The notion that it's the new olive oil is bollox and people who pay silly prices for it are idiots. Rick, I'm guessing you've never been laid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Said "bend over man" from Ancoats. Fuck off you knob. Wrong again. It's Newton on the Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Everyone is forgetting, the noble, Buckfast tonic wine. Yes the old Buckfast . Never tried it myself QC. It is a known fact in Devon that the new samaneras' would be charged with the task of depositing their jizz into each bottle to ferment with the wine , giving it added protein and a nutty taste. Jilly Goolden uses it as mouthwash apparently. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: All English wine is piss, it goes with the weather, but apparently there's some fizzy stuff from the south coast (chalk soil) isn't as pissy. Don't drink south african shit, it gives terrible hangovers, feels like a never-ending timpani from bubbles and decs slapping each others arses. Rioja, on the other hand, I could happily drink the fucking county (?) dry. French, I prefer some of the rough stuff (behave) from the south, Cahors and another I forget... Minervois? ..and Fitou.. Are you Rick's twin brother ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: Yes, it's a celebrity chef fad. OK health wise in it's present form it is high in monosaturated fatty acids, but it's also horrible in my opinion. In fairness to Rick I have had a look at FATTY acids and they are very useful. Which is the complete opposite to the fat cunt on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 9 hours ago, Rick_B said: Yes, it's a celebrity chef fad. OK health wise in it's present form it is high in monosaturated fatty acids, but it's also horrible in my opinion. A bit of history, rapeseed oil was used mainly as a lubricant for white metal bearings used on railway wagon axles. It contained around 50% glyceryl esters of erucic acid. Erucic acid is toxic to the heart and consuming it in any quantity is a very bad idea. The stuff the chefs have orgasms over now is selectively bred low erucic rapeseed oil. The notion that it's the new olive oil is bollox and people who pay silly prices for it are idiots. Stick in the diesel tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 37 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Are you Rick's twin brother ? That's nearly as bad as accusing me of being like Frank .... you twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 9 hours ago, Rick_B said: Yes, it's a celebrity chef fad. OK health wise in it's present form it is high in monosaturated fatty acids, but it's also horrible in my opinion. A bit of history, rapeseed oil was used mainly as a lubricant for white metal bearings used on railway wagon axles. It contained around 50% glyceryl esters of erucic acid. Erucic acid is toxic to the heart and consuming it in any quantity is a very bad idea. The stuff the chefs have orgasms over now is selectively bred low erucic rapeseed oil. The notion that it's the new olive oil is bollox and people who pay silly prices for it are idiots. Very interesting condiment history there.... I wish you were dead. However it is a mistake to compare it to olive oil, as one is a neutral flavoured high smoke point oil and one is not; nobody is saying it is the new olive oil who knows fucking anything about food, so it is you who are talking bollocks you stupid fucking clot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Yes the old Buckfast . Never tried it myself QC. It is a known fact in Devon that the new samaneras' would be charged with the task of depositing their jizz into each bottle to ferment with the wine , giving it added protein and a nutty taste. Jilly Goolden uses it as mouthwash apparently. Enjoy. "Fighting Wine". Nothing would surprise me about its contents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Very interesting condiment history there.... I wish you were dead. However it is a mistake to compare it to olive oil, as one is a neutral flavoured high smoke point oil and one is not; nobody is saying it is the new olive oil who knows fucking anything about food, so it is you who are talking bollocks you stupid fucking clot. To be fair to Rick, there are a number of chefs who are advocating using Rapeseed oil over olive for dressings and shallow frying. So in a way, some idiots are trying to market it as an alternative that can be used in cooking and prep instead of olive oil, which is far superior in all instances apart from when deep frying. Rapeseed oil, like rape, is a fucking menace that needs eradicating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be fair to Rick, there are a number of chefs who are advocating using Rapeseed oil over olive for dressings and shallow frying. So in a way, some idiots are trying to market it as an alternative that can be used in cooking and prep instead of olive oil, which is far superior in all instances apart from when deep frying. Rapeseed oil, like rape, is a fucking menace that needs eradicating. Fucking hell Rick is one of triplets. Yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Rick is one of triplets. Yawn as far as i know there has only ever been two sets if triplets in Dex's part of the world. You could count them on the fingers if one hand. Edited April 15, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps fucking stupid android keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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