camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: I have hijacked this truly pathetic nom to save Ding from further embarrassment and to also wish Her Majesty The Queen a Happy 90th birthday tomorrow. God bless her (curtseys). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fair enough , but when you come down my drive take it steady please , I have just had it resurfaced. Pikeys? Won't fucking last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: Pikeys? Won't fucking last. Won't fucking matter now Herr Manky Von Sturmfuhrer is in a strop will it you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fair enough , but when you come down my drive take it steady please , I have just had it resurfaced. Hiding bodies?. Have you Shipmanised the local Post Office OAP queue. Have you Sutcliffed the lady's night shift? Or even Fritzelled your family. Alarm bells are ringing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Hiding bodies?. Have you Shipmanised the local Post Office OAP queue. Have you Sutcliffed the lady's night shift? Or even Fritzelled your family. Alarm bells are ringing You stupid, stupid, fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 31 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: You stupid, stupid, fucking cunt. Go fuck yourself Decs you pond dwelling backwoodsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Haven't I seen these two mincers before... Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 51 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Won't fucking matter now Herr Manky Von Sturmfuhrer is in a strop will it you cunt True, I imagine he's already organised the 'special trains' as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: True, I imagine he's already organised the 'special trains' as well. Mike, please don't take this the wrong way, but... I wish you were fucking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mike, please don't take this the wrong way, but... I wish you were fucking dead. You spend most of your life wishing other people were dead.... if you killed yourself it would solve that problem for you, and everyone else at the same time. Next time you go bog snorkling, forget the snorkle and just hold your breath, for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Haven't I seen these two mincers before... Â Â So basically it's a fucking Pikey show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: So basically it's a fucking Pikey show. Gay pikeys at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:    Never heard of these cunts, but when someone says "hilarious" you know it's going to be shit... just waiting for "wacky" next.... should more like Arsebandits with those game names.  Blindboy Boatclub (left) and Mr Chrome (right). Apparently.   It's The Gay IRA, a breakaway splinter group of hardened French-trained faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Theres something I'm struggling to understand with their, er, "balaclavas".... why is the mouth hole mainly below their mouths? Are they complete slackjaws and been told to close their mouths for the nice photographer man for once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Haven't I seen these two mincers before...   Just watched that... fucking hell... irish pikey wankers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You spend most of your life wishing other people were dead.... Ding, I don't wish that you were dead. I want you to provide me with a miracle before you descend to Hell for the crime of being the most boring man in Britain. I want you to post just one thing that genuinely makes me laugh. Just one. The law of averages states that after 4087 posts it should have happened already, but in your defence, you're 100% consistent when it comes to producing rambling, irrelevant, unfunny fucking tosh. Break your mould and at least try not to be an utter fucking drip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, I don't wish that you were dead. I want you to provide me with a miracle before you descend to Hell for the crime of being the most boring man in Britain. I want you to post just one thing that genuinely makes me laugh. Just one. The law of averages states that after 4087 posts it should have happened already, but in your defence, you're 100% consistent when it comes to producing rambling, irrelevant, unfunny fucking tosh. Break your mould and at least try not to be an utter fucking drip. This comes from the idiot who's favourite line is "you useless cunt, up your game".  Decimus, you're a useless, lazy, boring repetitive cunt, up your fucking game, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: This comes from the idiot who's favourite line is "you useless cunt, up your game".  Decimus, you're a useless, lazy, boring repetitive cunt, up your fucking game, fuck off. Yes , but his noms don't need rescuing  as I had to do with this one yesterday. I have never felt so embarrassed on somebody elses behalf. Not even a word of appreciation from you , the sites most self centred thick bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 16 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes , but his noms don't need rescuing  as I had to do with this one yesterday. I have never felt so embarrassed on somebody elses behalf. Not even a word of appreciation from you , the sites most self centred thick bore. As if he owns the fucking place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Mike, please don't take this the wrong way, but... I wish you were fucking dead. And as long as I'm not, i'll be here. I'd probably have fucked off by now but each moan and rant just gives me more incentive to hang around. So fire away fuck-face, type until your fingers fucking bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Yes , but his noms don't need rescuing  as I had to do with this one yesterday. I have never felt so embarrassed on somebody elses behalf. Not even a word of appreciation from you , the sites most self centred thick bore. No, his noms need putting down, they are beyond rescuing, just like him. 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: As if he owns the fucking place. If I did, there's a few who would be on perma bans just for being wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Yes , but his noms don't need rescuing  as I had to do with this one yesterday. I have never felt so embarrassed on somebody elses behalf. Not even a word of appreciation from you , the sites most self centred thick bore. Fucking hell, I've got away with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, his noms need putting down, they are beyond rescuing, just like him. If I did, there's a few who would be on perma bans just for being wankers Can I nominate Roops and Mike to go? They're the worst. I've always seen the potential in you, Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Can I nominate Roops and Mike to go? They're the worst. I've always seen the potential in you, Ding. Fucking arse licker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking arse licker.... I'm being serious. Why can't you take a compliment you thick cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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